One by Two Page #7

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But her mother has other ideas though.

Come, meet my group

- Tiny Drops.

We have visiting International DJs,

dance teachers and new dancers all the time.

We'll really rock it.

Bunty, my life's a little

complicated right now.

Complicated?

If there weren't any people, the world

would be such a simple place, right!

If there weren't any people,

we wouldn't exist either right.

Oh Burn! Clever girl!

Who is this?

My friend

- Anika.

Friend? You slept with her?

What?

Look, whatever's going

on between the two of you,

sort it about before the wedding.

I hate unnecessary drama!

So embarrassing.

There is nothing going on.

Anyway-

Do you play the guitar or

is it just for decoration?

For decoration.

So funny! Play something.

You going to sing the whole thing?

If you play the whole thing.

Where have you come from?

Prabhadevi! You fetched

me from my building, remember?

So funny you are!

Samara, there's no bar here.

- I'll get some drinks from downstairs, 0k?

- Ok.

Find us a place to sit.

Are you going to sip that

one beer all evening?

So boring!

I know. You're not

the first girl to say that.

Don't whine so much. Be a man!

I love this song. Let's go dance.

I don't dance.

Come. Let's go

I don't dance!

So don't. Stand on the dance floor

as decoration just like your guitar.

I will dance.

Excuse me! Excuse me! Sorry!

Oh, sh*t!

- Hey. This is the men's room.

- Oh, shut up!

Oh sh*t!

- Excuse me! Excuse me!

- Yeah?

Could you pass some toilet paper?

This cubicle is all out.

Yeah, sure.

This is the men's toilet, right?

- Thanks

Is it? I had no clue!

Oh sh*t. I'm in the ladies toilet.

Relax! It's the men's.

So what are you doing here?

Sometimes, one just needs control

over things in one's life,

anything. I mean anything at all like

being able to pee when I want to pee.

I know what you mean.

And then there was no toilet paper.

When life throws sh*t at you, you should

have enough toilet paper to clean it up.

Oh Really?

I always thought that when life throws

sh*t at you, throw it right back,

- Throw it right back..huh...

-but yours is better.

- Hmm...interesting. That's not bad.

- Anyway, I have to go.

- Yours is better

- Thanks for the toilet paper!

Hey, no, no, no...

wait...hold on.. listen...wait...

Clean that sh*t up!

Clean that sh*t up!

Taxi!

Drunken idiot.

Why don't you buy a car?

Prabhadevi!

What's the use of living

measure by measure?

That should be some difference between

life and a dry goods store.

Life is like a flowing stream.

Why breathe as if we're

frozen in an ice storm.

Life is not lived

stuck in narrow alleys.

We need to spread

our wings in open fields.

Why can't just a smile

be the answer to life?

Why can't love be the ultimate goal?

Experience each day

like it's a precious gift.

What's the use of living

measure by measure?

That should be some difference between

life and a dry goods store.

Uncle, you wrote this poem?

Can't believe it, right?

- How?

- I won two hundred thousand!

You know that TV show Dance Wars?

I bet on a dancer to win.

Salgaonkar had started a pool in the

office and I won two hundred thousand!

Looks like I'm the

poet in the family, not you

How do you say it in English

Life is beautiful!

And look this is for you.

For me?

Enjoy!

Hey you Juvenile delinquents!

What are you doing, you Devils!

Stop! Stop!

You ok uncle?

Forget it. I'm in love with life.

Who knows from where

inspiration can come.

Your facial software clearly shows

That this program is not happy.

Of course I'm ok.

No, you're not happy.

And that Radhika, she just helped you

cover up the problem -

a temporary bandage

If infection sets in, then

changing the bandage will do no good.

Better pop some antibiotics,

because if the leg

catches Gangrene, then...

Understood?

C'mon!

Amit!

Sir!

In my office, now!

The Mahtani project is due in 2 weeks

and I see no progress at all.

What's the problem?

- Amit, I need a god damn...

- Sorry, sir...Sorry!

Now look here Amit,

I have high expectations from you.

In this entire department,

you're my only shining hope.

Do you know that?

Thank you Sir

You're capable,

you're talented.

You need to work...

You just need to work hard and...

remove some bad influences

from your life both of them.

I want to see you in

this chair in 25 years.

In this chair.

So you'd better buck up.

Yes, Sir.

- Buck up my boy.

- Yes, sir

You know,

I think he actually looks better.

This is great!

Mihir!

25 years...to move ten feet...

from here to there.

25 years!

What's the matter?

What's happened?

What's the matter?

What's happened?

Why has my life turned upside down?

What's the matter?

What's happened?

The minutes weigh

down like never before.

Why am I suffocating,

the walls closing in,

Why does it seem like

I owe a debt to the world

Time passes by like

a prison sentence

Who knows what destiny has in store

I have everything yet nothing

Living life like this

is like not living at all

Who? Who's there? Thieves?

- It's me, Dad.

- Oh!

What happened?

Are you haPPY?

Happy?

Why? Do we have

to get happy right now?

Huh?

As in, if you've got some good news,

then we'll get happy.

No, do you remember the

last time you were happy?

Hey, when was Khemkar's birthday?

He got some new kind

of cake chocolate bomb.

On my next birthday, please

don't get that boring pineapple cream

Bomb? What kind of

a thing is that to eat?

I have everything yet nothing

Living life like this

is like not living at all

What's the matter?

What's happened?

Amit!

Amit!

Amit!

Amit!

Amit!

Amit!

Amit!

Amit!

Amit!

I think we need to talk.

What has happened to you?

Talk to us.

We're here for you.

Amu!

Are you ready?

What is this?

The same old rotting, torn boxers?

Why aren't you ready?

Shishika and her parents

are waiting outside.

Quickly wear your sherwani.

The auspicious time for

the engagement is running out

Why aren't you getting ready?

Why are you sulking in here?

You'll get a job.

Trust me! I love you!

C'mon! Help me! Help me! Help me!

There's lots of work!

Hot-hot samosas!

- Some chutney for you?

- Yes!

Thank you!

He likes singing...playing

the guitar...that's why...

- Guitar

- Yes!

Have you ever seen

a turtle wearing shoes

All decked up in a suit and tie?

Have you? Have you? Have you?

Well then,

look at me...look carefully at me!

Whatever I do,

turns out upside down

My brains get pickled,

has gotten pickled!

I'm just burned out!

Rogered from behind!

My love left me,

on the arms of another,

She went, she left, she ran away.

Waving at me from a distance.

I'm that goat that

gets slaughtered alive,

That gets sent to the gallows...

and hung.

A shovel up my behind.

Eaten alive.

I'm just burned out!

Rogered from behind!

What kind of a youth is this

Where all you face

is the daily grind.

Am I a person or a puppet?

I'm just burned out!

Rogered from behind!

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