Orcs! Page #5

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Tell me again

about the coconuts. Cal.

Well. we're gonna have pineapples

and coconuts behind the station.

And. Uh...

..the local girls will use them

to make pina coladas.

And. Uh. They'll do...

dances for us

in their hllla skirts.

their coconut bikinis.

And everyone will call us kings

because...

Hey! Don't you dare

die on me. Hobie!

I'm going to Hanalei Bay.

And you're coming with me.

OK?

Into the crawl space! Hurry!

Come on!

Come on!

Are you OK?

Keep going!

Katie. In case we don't

get out of this alive. I love you.

Thanks! That's great.

Bad timing. Though.

You guys head off into the forest.

What about you?

I got three bullets left.

I'm gonna hold 'em off

as long as I can.

I'll catch up.

OK. OK. Go.

Get the hell out of here!

Here! Here you go.

Cal?

Cal?

Cal. Look out!

Hey!

Stay the hell out of my park.

And the descendants of those species

who made the difficlllt journey

to these geographically isolated islands

have evolved into the impressive array

of unique Hawaiian native species

we see around us today.

So thank you all for coming on the tour.

ladies and gentlemen.

Hope you enjoy

the rest of your stay here

in beautifull

Hanalei Bay National Park.

Are you Ranger Robertson.

who slew the orc leader

from the Battle of Balancing Rock?

I'll let my colleague. Ranger Hobart.

take it from here.

Now. I'm sure you're all very excited

to speak about the orcs.

but before we do that.

I'd like to enlighten all you folks

about the mythical legend

of the Menehune.

Walk with me as we talk.

Now. These people...

Follow me. Folks.

These mystical creatures

are only two feet tall and very shy.

You scare off those

a**hole golf course developers yet?

I'm working on it.

Well. Good for you.

So how's it feel

to be a ranger in paradise?

It's like you - perfect.

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