Orcs! Page #4

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Hobie!

Do something!

OK. I'll go get Katie!

No. You do something!

Ah!

Oh. Get it off me.

get it off me!

Let's not tell Katie about this.

You OK?

Thank you.

What happened to you?

What?

Well. I had to kill one

to get the key.

Let's go.

So. Katie. what all do you know

about orcs?

What?

Don't use that word.

Well. That's what they are.

I figure maybe they're

a government experiment gone wrong.

Ah. Yes. The government!

Now. That's a surprise.

Humanlchimpanzee hybrids.

Like Stalin's humanlape hybrid program

in the late 1920s.

They really did that?

Don't encourage her.

Or. Like. A wormhole. See?

They probably transported here from...

Oh. Unless...

Maybe they've been in the mountain

the whole time.

What do you think. Cal?

I think you're both idiots.

Now. Shut up about it and stay alert.

Ah!

I told you one of the golfers

made it off the course.

Get off the road!

Holy crap! There's hundreds of 'em.

Where are they going?

Away from the station.

That's all that matters.

Leave it off.

Calling all units. This is National Park

Unit 238. Please respond. Over.

This is Captain John Morrison.

I read you. Over.

We have an emergency situation.

There are three of us trapped

at Balancing Rock National Park.

We need help immediately. Over.

Unfortunately.

the National Guard has their hans full.

You're breaking up.

Please repeat. Over.

Cal.

You should look at this.

Hello?

.pouring out of the uranium

mine at the centre of the affecte region.

The National Guar has been. . .

Turn it up.

An armoure ivision has arrive

on the scene that shoul turn the tie

of the battle in our favour!

Well. I knew this was a terrible idea.

No-one's coming to save us.

I need to write this down.

My notebook!

I had it at Marvin's!

We need to go back and get it!

Forget about your stupid book. We got

bigger things to worry about right now.

Everything I learned about the orcs

is in there.

Yeah. Yeah. Big loss.

Just give me the key to the gun safe

so we can at least defend ourselves.

I don't have the key.

What?

I'm sure you have it.

It's gone.

It must have fallen out

when I dropped my notebook.

That's just great.

I've had enough of this.

I'm sorry.

Where are you going?

Where I should have gone

in the first place. Out of the park.

You could come with me.

What about Hobie?

We can't just leave him here alone.

We could bring back help.

That could be days!

You're unbelievable.

What are you talking about?

This is the only chance we've got!

I'm going out there to save us all.

By saving yourself first?

I don't have to justify any of this.

Just take care of Hobie.

I'll be back as soon as I can.

Don't bother. You just worry about

yourself. 'cause that's what you do best.

OK.

Great.

What are we gonna do now?

We'll just...sit tight and...

..stay alert.

Until Cal comes with the help.

Sure.

Great. I'm selfish.

Where are you? I'm out here

saving your ass. In the dark. By myself.

You know? Where are you?

So you really don't think

he's gonna come back?

No.

He only cares about himself.

It's Dan. The pee cup man.

What happened to you?

Something attacked my car last night.

I managed to get away.

I spent the whole day in the forest.

I crawled here on my hands and knees.

There's monsters everywhere!

Everything's gonna be fine.

It might not be fine.

Not without those guns.

At least not till Cal gets back.

We don't need him. Hobie.

We can do this.

Now. Go get me a paperclip.

You look like you've done this before.

A few times.

Isn't she awesome?

She certainly is.

Why'd you come back?

Fair enough.

I found Hobie's notebook.

Hobie. Study your notes.

Let us know what you find out.

Thanks. Cal.

I knew you'd be back.

I know you did. Buddy.

God bless those crazy NRA libertarians

and their weapons of mass destruction.

I call the Uzi.

I'm sorry.

For what?

For leaving.

It's OK.

You came back.

No. I mean.

before all this stuff happened.

I mean...us.

In fact. I wanted to tell you...

I think I've found something.

Something genius?

I think so. Look at this.

Do these look familiar?

Yeah. I see 'em every day.

No! Look at the symbols.

That's them alright.

They fought these things

2.000 years ago.

If those Stone-Aged knuckle-draggers

could beat them. So can we. Right?

The tribe that painted these things

vanished.

No-one knows what happened.

Till now.

Oh. That's just great!

But look at this!

They don't like the light.

Oh-ho! Well done. Hobie.

We've got search-and-rescue lights

in storage.

Let's make these...

..orcs sorry they ever messed with

the US Park Service.

Alright. There you go. Got it? OK.

OK.

OK. Here we go. Last one.

There you go.

OK.

Head down there.

Oh!

What the hell?

Turn it off!

I'm trying!

Cal!

Cal. Get in here!

Orcs!

Well... We didn't get

all dressed up for nothing.

Get back to your stations.

D-man. You just drew the short straw.

Hey. Don't turn it on until I say so.

See anything? Over.

l think l see something.

There's movement in the trees

to the north.

Oh. Yeah.

Think I prefer the drums.

This doesn't look good.

Hold fire!

Now. now!

Hobie. You crazy genius.

They're going away.

They're leaving!

Is that all they got?

Easy. Tiger.

There's movement.

Here they come.

Die! Die!

One got past me!

My briefcase.

I wanted you to have this.

Don't drink it all at once.

I won't.

Help me block the door.

OK. Bring it. Right to the door. Good.

OK. Push it against the wall. Tight.

Right. OK. Good.

On the top. OK. Shove it in.

OK. Good. OK. Push it.

Bring me that over there.

This one there. OK. Good. Alright.

What else we got?

OK. Good. Push under there. OK.

Up the top. OK.

OK. Let's get back to our posts.

Hobie. You're in the back office.

Katie. You're with me.

They're coming.

I know.

Wait.

Rangers for Balancing Rock.

Rangers...

Let's not do this.

Uh-uh.

Those drums

are really pissing me off.

OK. See how they like this.

L'm just a fool

Ain't love gran?

Lt's all a matter of supply an. . . .

Here they come.

. . Eman

Wanting to be with you

han in han

Just one thing l can't unerstan

You got lots of buyers but just one item

Line 'em up

l guess l gotta fight 'em

How much you asking?

l'll top any price

Maybe l'll win

with a rop of the ice

There's only one of you

to go aroun

L sai. There's not enough of you

to go aroun. . . .

Stay with me. Kis.

Here we go.

How much you asking? .

Cal. I seriously need you back here.

I'm not kidding!

CAL!

Can you manage?

I'm good! Go!

There's not enough of you

No. no

There's not enough of you. Baby

To go around. . . .

Something new!

They're coming for the oor!

No. There's not enough of you

There's only one of you

Just me an you. . . .

Stop that thing!

Gonna start something new. .

Katie. How many of those

dynamite arrows do you have left?

Just one.

Use it on that big bastard.

Maybe that'll stop 'em.

Yes!

Oh. Crap.

Oh. Crap.

Take him down!

Get down!

How's he doing?

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