Orgazmo Page #4
- Aw, you're puttin' me on.
- No, I told you it works.
Go ahead, shoot yourself.
No, I couldn't.
Go on, give yourself a treat.
just shoot yourself
in the foot or something.
Wow! Wow, wow! Wow!
I told you.
I told you it works.
Do me again.
This is incredible.
Come on. Do me again.
[Giggles]
Amazing.
You made this thing, huh?
Whew. yeah.
[Exhales]
Sure beats jerkin' it, huh?
Gettin' your arm all tired.
really given you a gift for science.
Yeah, whatever.
Hey, can you walk around
with that thing on?
- I think so. Why?
- Wanna go have some fun?
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Get up against the wall.
Spread your legs. Keep your arm up there.
[Gasping, Groaning]
All right, kid. Look. This is
the last scene for the day. You okay?
No.
Good. This is the scene...
where the evil King Erectus whisks you
back in time to the Garden of Eden.
The Garden of Eden?
Nice, huh? Look at me.
It's just you and T-Rex in this scene,
so I'm gonna need a lot of hot action
before I bring in your stunt cock,
all right?
Go ahead. Lay down.
Wh-- Wh--
Why do they call her T-Rex?
[Rumbling]
- [Male Voice]
Hi, fellas. I'm ready to fudge.
- Oh, my gosh!
- You want me on top?
- No, no! I'll be on top.
You're gonna make me come,
or I'm gonna kick your butt.
And action.
Come on!
[Yells]
Come on now. Oh, oh, baby.
Oh, you make me so hot now.
Come on.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, you make me so hot!
Oh, come on.
Fudge me now! Fudge me now!
Come on! Come on!
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Oh, come on, lover. Baby.
Slap that ass.
Damn, dude!
That's some hot sh*t right there!
Come on now! Come on!
Hey! Can I get everyone
together for a few photos?
- Photos? Photos for what?
-Just some stills for publicity.
You know, I don't wanna sound
like a queer or nothin',
but I'm really gonna
miss you guys when this show's over.
Ben, do you think people
will see this video in Utah?
I wouldn't worry about it, dude. So many
of these movies get made every month,
nobody's even gonna notice.
Say...
- Geddy Lee.
- Who's Geddy Lee?
Geddy Lee, best bass player ever.
Come on!
Geddy Lee!
Mr. Orbison. It's Joe Young.
Oh, Hung! Joe Hung. How are you?
I actually hadn't received
my money yet and I was wonder--
Of course, Joe. Your money.
You know, I was just over
at the accounting department,
and I think they were putting the checks
through the big check processor.
No, I got my mail today,
and it's not there.
Those dirty bastards!
Well, I need to get it
before I can go home, see?
I'll have that f***ing postman for lunch.
You know, I put that thing in the mail
three times now, Young!
Okay.
An exclusive look at the story behind
the crossover success of the decade.
"Stand back, Jizzmaster Zero."
"You can't get me, Orgazmo."
"I'll get you with my Orgazmo ray."
How does a movie about a sex superhero
become a box-office smash?
And this year's
Tom Hung for Orgazmo.
[Cheering, Applause]
Nuts.
[Chuckling]
Holy sh*t!
What's the difference between
Orgazmo and your previous
porn titles like Schindler's Fist?
I really think history will describe
Orgazmo better than I possibly could.
[People Chattering, Indistinct]
## [Singing in Spanish]
Hi, Ben!
Hey, Georgi.
Goddamn!
Did your breasts get bigger?
Yeah, I upgraded.
My doctor says now I have enough silicone
in my body to kill a small elephant.
Isn't that cool?
Hey, Orgazmo!
I'm not Orgazmo!
The name's Joe, okay?
Not Orgazmo.
Man, you should be
psyched to be Orgazmo.
Especially today.
I mean, look at this party.
Everybody in the business is here today.
I don't know any of these people.
I just came to get the rest
of my money and go.
[All]
Choda Boy!
[Man] Well, my ass
is actually shaped like a pear.
Hey, Orgazmo!
I'm not Orgazmo, okay?
Have you seen Mr. Orbison?
Oh, yeah. I think he's over there
someplace or something.
Hey, what do you think of this band?
They're fine.
Yeah, I think they kind of
sound like Depeche Mode.
You know, I don't wanna
sound like a queer or nothin',
is a sweet band.
That's nice, Dave.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
# You know my homie got the b*tches,
# Got my Jimmie on your tonsils
and the rhymes are feelin' ill #
Oh, sorry.
We are not open yet.
Oh, that's okay.
We're not hungry anyway.
You get out of here!
We brought you the contract.
Our boss told us
to make you a better offer.
Now, here's the pen.
Here's the contract.
B*tch.
You're gonna get popped
if you keep riding me!
Oops! Wrong answer, homie.
[Screams]
Hey, Hung.
Just the man I wanted to talk to.
I actually just came by
to collect the rest of my money.
Oh, yeah. Sure, sure, here. Here.
Hey, listen.
Joe, that is a lot of money.
But that's nothin'
for a man of your talent.
[Grunting, Groaning]
[Chuckles]
How do you like that, G?
Oh, you dirty bastard!
Come on.
Come on.
before you make me wreck yourself.
One, two!
[Yelling]
Oh, that hurts.
You gonna sign the papers?
Your mama!
Are you gonna sign the papers?
Your mama!
Oh, no, no. Not the glass!
I just replaced it!
[Yells]
Oh, that hurts so bad!
A sequel? You wanna do a sequel?
Shh.
With the success of this thing,
how could I not want to make a sequel?
Look, Joe. I know how crucial you are
to Orgazmo's popularity.
That's why
I'm doubling your salary.
Forty thousand dollars.
Oh, boy.
Whoa!
Come on. Sign the paper!
Okay, okay. I'll sign it.
Hey, I knew you'd see it our way. Sign it!
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Thank you, Los Naked Mariachi.
People, I have a very important
announcement to make.
In three days,
we will begin principle
photography on Orgazmo 2.
[Cheering]
[Ringing]
Hello?
Hi, honey!
Oh, Lisa. Oh, hi.
How are you?
Oh, I'm-- I'm fine.
Uh, oh,
I have some news.
Good or bad?
Well, good and bad, I guess.
Uh, they want me to do a sequel.
A sequel?
Yeah.
To Death of a Salesman?
Wait, doesn't he die
at the end of the first one?
Uh, yes. Yes, he does.
But he has a twin brother
Revenge?
But he killed himself, didn't he?
No, no.
That's just what you were
lead to believe.
He was killed by the C.I.A....
[Chuckling]
Wow!
All this time I thought
Death of a Salesman was boring.
But, Lisa, they're giving me
$40,000 this time.
[Screaming]
Oh, you're the best, Joe!
Oh, poopy, $40,000.
I know, and that's why
I agreed to do it.
Oh--
[Horn Honks]
I have to go, Joe.
Daddy's here to pick me up--
For choir practice, I know.
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