Paddington 2 Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 2017
- 103 min
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What is this?
Nobody knows.
But we've been eating it
three times a day
for the past ten years.
Why doesn't someone have
- a word with the chef?
- (COUGHS)
- With Knuckles?
- (GROWLING)
Two things to remember if you
want to survive in here.
Keep your head down
and never talk to Knuckles.
Thank you.
Well I think
it's a great idea.
Tell you what, son,
you get Knuckles to change
the menu and
making us
look like
a bunch of pink flamingos.
- All right then, I will.
- PHIBS:
You don't wanna- do that.
- Aunt Lucy said,
"If you look for the good
in people, you'll find it."
She obviously
never met Knuckles.
Um, excuse me.
Mr. Knuckles?
Yes?
I just wondered
if I could have
a quick word about the food?
Send a medic to the canteen.
You want to
complain?
Oh, no,
I wouldn't say complain.
Oh, that's a shame.
Because I just love it
when people complain.
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Well, in that case,
it's very gritty.
- Oh.
- And lumpy.
And as for the bread...
(PRISONERS GASP)
Need I say more?
I think we need to completely
overhaul the menu.
Now I know we're working to
a tight budget,
but we could at least
add some sauce.
(PRISONERS GASP)
Oh. Sorry about that.
I'll just...
Hmm. No,
that's just rubbing it in.
(GROWLS)
Don't worry. I know
what gets ketchup stains out.
Hang on, was it mustard?
No.
That's just made it worse!
Does anyone know
what works on ketchup?
Chaps?
(PRISONERS GASP)
Forget the medic.
Better send a priest.
You listen to me,
you little maggot.
Listening.
Nobody criticizes my food!
- Right.
- Nobody
squirts condiments
on my apron.
- Got it.
- And nobody
bonks me on the head
with a baguette.
No bonking.
I'll overhaul
the menu all right.
- Really?
- Dish of the day.
- Yes?
- Bear pie.
I don't like it.
What is this?
It's a marmalade sandwich.
Marmalade?
My Aunt Lucy taught me
to make them.
You mean, you can make this?
- Well, yes.
- Stand aside.
Get up off the floor,
you bunch of yellow-bellies!
Listen to me.
This bear is now
- under my protection.
- Oh.
Anyone who touches a hair
on his back
will answer
to Knuckles McGinty.
That's Knuckles with
a capital 'N.'
- Thank you, Mr. McGinty.
- Don't thank me yet.
I don't do nothin'
for no one for nothin'.
Beg your pardon?
You get my protection
so long as you make
that marmalade. Deal?
(SPITS)
Deal. (SPITS)
Somebody's got to recognize
him sooner or later.
(GRUBER GRUNTS)
You all right, Mr. Gruber?
There's something about
this whole business
that has been tickling
my brainbox.
What is it?
On the night of the robbery,
when young Mr. Brown
called out,
the thief took to his heels
and ran down the stairs.
MARY:
Came straight throughthe shop
and out the front door,
setting off the alarm.
Ah. But that's the thing.
He didn't go straight through
- the shop.
- No?
GRUBER:
He came all the wayover here
to get the popping book.
Why not some jewelry
or a vase?
They're much closer.
Far more valuable.
He can't know much
about antiques.
No.
Unless
he knows something about
that book that we don't.
You may find this hard
to believe, Madame Kozlova,
but Paddington is innocent.
And we think that
the real thief
may have broken
into Mr Gruber's
just to steal your
great-grandmother's pop-up book.
- The pop-up book?
- I know it sounds far-fetched.
But is there anything you could
tell us about that book?
Anything at all
could be helpful.
- That's quite a story.
- Oh, really?
Come with me.
I'll show you
where it all happened.
You see, my great-grandmother,
who started this fair,
was the finest show woman
of her generation.
She could tame lions,
breathe fire, swallow swords,
but she was most famous
for the trapeze.
They called her
the "Flying Swan."
Wherever she went,
she was showered with gifts,
and made a fortune.
But where there is a fortune,
there is also jealousy.
The magician
wanted it for himself.
And the "Flying Swan"...
(AUDIENCE GASPING)
...became the "Dying Swan."
He went to her caravan
and opened her strongbox.
But instead of her treasure,
all he found was
one of her pop-up books:
- Twelve Landmarks of London.
- (MAN SHOUTING)
They had him cornered,
but he vanished.
And neither he,
nor the treasure,
were ever heard of again.
I knew
there was something special
- about that pop-up book.
- HENRY:
Hmm?Well, why else would she have
kept it in her strongbox?
You're not telling me you
believed all that guff, are you?
Madame Kozlova drew 12 London
landmarks in that book.
Yes?
Well, what if they're not
just landmarks.
What if they're...
I don't know...
- ...clues!
- Clues?
- To where she hid her fortune.
- You mean a treasure map?
- Exactly!
- (SIGHS)
And that's why the thief
took it from Mr Gruber's.
First thing tomorrow we need to go
to every landmark in that book,
see if we can sniff out
anything suspicious.
Too many adventure stories,
Mary.
What?
She's a fortune-teller.
She spun you a yarn.
It's what they do.
Honestly, Henry, you're
so close-minded these days.
What's that supposed to mean?
What happened to the man
I married?
He'd have believed me.
- Oh, him. He's gone.
- What?
I'm afraid your husband's
just a creaky old man,
- he's not Bullseye Brown.
- (MARY GROANS)
WOMEN:
I'm crazy like a fool
What about Daddy Cool?
Daddy, Daddy Cool
Daddy, Daddy Cool
Bullseye.
Oh, Henry.
MALE SINGER:
She's crazy about her daddy
Henry? Henry!
Anyway, the point is,
we're not going to
help Paddington
by going on
a wild goose chase.
We're looking for this
scruffy chancer,
not some
swashbuckling pirate
hunting for buried treasure.
I think there's more to him
than meets the eye.
I think he somehow knew
the story
of the Kozlova fortune
and is out there right now
trying to find it.
Well, Grandfather,
tonight we go in search
of clue number two.
The setting,
St. Paul's Cathedral.
But how to slip in unobserved?
Enter Sister Isabella.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(SNORING)
- KNUCKLES:
Wakey-wakey.- (GASPS)
Marmalade time.
GUARD:
There you go, lads.Good luck.
- Um, Mr. McGinty...
- What do you want?
Well, the thing is,
I'm actually innocent.
And I wondered
if you had any advice
on how to clear my name?
Now that we're friends.
KNUCKLES:
Friends? I'myour boss, not your buddy.
Oh. Well, after you.
Why? So you can stab me
in the back?
No. Because it's polite.
Aunt Lucy said,
"If we're kind and polite,
"the world will be right."
(SCOFFS) You were ahead of me
and now you're behind.
That makes you a sap.
- Ingredients are over there.
- Um...
- Aren't you going to help?
- Nope. Now get on with it.
But there's 500 hungry prisoners
coming for breakfast,
so we'll need
1,000 juicy oranges and...
Oh, and rule number one:
no talking.
(GRUNTS)
(HUMMING)
Rule number two:
- no humming or singing...
- But... I...
...or any other expression
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