Pagafantas Page #2
- Year:
- 2009
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- Manners come first.
Promise you won't breathe.
God, that's f***ing disgusting!
You stink of sh*t!
That was a joke too.
Thanks. I owe you a beer.
OK, let's go.
Now? But this is Wednesday.
Yeah, but here Wednesday
is the new Friday.
Really?
I'm not a hairdresser.
I cut my own hair, but that's all.
You'll get the job.
And you can cut my hair some day.
You mean it?
I need to practice. I've got
a trial in two days time.
Yeah, sure.
If you want, I'll give you
my number, and...
"If you want, I'll give you
my number. F***, man!"
I don't talk like that.
"I don't talk like that."
"if you want, I'll cut your hair,
f*** it."
No, put that down.
We'll drink a toast.
You want limoncello?
Waiter, two shots of limoncello.
I'd an Italian boyfriend
who drank this.
Has it got alcohol?
No, alcohol disagrees with me.
- Is it very strong?
- No.
Well...
Yes? Yes, he's still here.
He's getting ready.
Come up, Jaime.
How are you getting on with
uncle Jaime? Isn't he a sweetheart?
Were you awake when I got back?
You smell of...
You weren't drinking, were you?
Did I come back alone or...?
Good morning, family.
How are you?
- I made it myself.
- Let's see.
It's an ashtray.
It's lovely,
but no one smokes here.
Well, maybe Miss Begoa
And how are you?
You weren't drinking, were you?
Jose Mari,
you have to call Claudia.
What?
Was she here? Where is she?
Your back.
Look behind you.
6, 5, 2...
No, I'll do it later.
Stand still,
it'll get rubbed off.
7 and 2.
- Aren't there numbers missing?
- Wait. Don't sweat.
How can I not sweat?
I don't know if it's a 7 or a 9.
It's got a stroke.
It's a 5,
it's clear as daylight.
5 and 2. Where's the button
for "Save"?
- No, I'll do it.
F***, you're calling!
Hello?
Claudia?
Remember me? I'm Chema.
- What's she saying?
- Be quiet.
We're closed!
At 8:
00? Perfect, I'll be there.Where?
Just one thing.
Remember the place?
The one I said.
Do you know how to get there?
Yes, Lamiak,
in the old quarter.
No, in case you didn't remember.
That's great. Ciao.
A kiss for you too, yes.
She called me "baby".
Go home and get dressed up.
No, I'm fine like this.
Don't be silly.
Go home and iron a shirt.
And let me tell you something.
One thing I hate doing
is giving advice,
but if you want to know
if everything's going OK,
if she's keen on you,
when you say goodbye
and you're walking away
see if she turns round
to look at you.
- But that doesn't always work.
- It never fails.
If she turns round,
she's keen on you.
for me.
I say it with all respect.
It was in Plencia,
on regatta day.
Were my mother and you...?
Well, there was a big ad behind me
for a department store
and I don't know if she was...
But
maybe she was looking at me.
Take my advice,
and put on a shirt.
Baby!
- It suits you.
- You've recovered?
- What?
- You left it at my place.
Recovered from what?
I haven't had so much fun
with a guy in ages.
Really?
I think we woke all the neighbors.
We did, didn't we?
Yeah, it was great fun.
You want a drink, or shall we
go to my place and get down to it?
Just like that?
Yes, we talked about it yesterday.
Yes, yes, we talked a lot about it,
so, let's go, shall we?
I'll practice dying your hair.
What?
On me?
No, I can't. In the end I can't,
it's impossible.
But yesterday you said
you'd always wanted highlights.
I'd an Australian boyfriend,
a surfer, and his highlights were...
No, I'd love to, but...
I have to practice for tomorrow.
I've never dyed anyone's hair.
What's so funny?
Don't look now, but...
Don't look!
In Argentina, do you know
Sure. My mom's a real fan.
Every time I come here and see
that waiter... Look, over there.
- I can't see him.
- He's gone inside.
He'll come out later.
He's got a hairstyle...
He's like an old version
of EI Puma.
When you see him,
you'll die laughing.
If I have to do highlights
I won't know how to.
You'll do great, I'm sure.
What can I get you?
He's identical!
What's up?
I don't know, I've got no idea.
Yes, you do.
What you said was true.
- What?
- What? I don't know.
She gets these fits of laughing
all on her own.
He's just like El Puma
but an older version.
No, look,
I meant it in a nice way.
For me, EI Puma is
He wasn't really like him.
And you told him "Pavo Real"
was your favorite song!
I bet he over-charged us.
You don't want a last drink?
I have to get that job. It's hard
to get work without papers.
You'll do it better
if we have one more.
No, some other day.
Will you call me tomorrow?
"Sh*t, I'll call and tell you
how it f***ing went."
Ciao.
If you want to know
if it went well,
see if she turns round
to look at you.
It never fails.
If she turns round
she's keen on you.
- Where were you going?
- I'm all right.
You were looking at her ass,
weren't you?
No, I wasn't!
You certainly were.
Chema, are you all right?
What happened?
He was just looking at your ass.
I wasn't looking at anything.
I don't mind if you do.
Come on, get up.
But I wasn't looking.
I don't care about your ass!
Don't go that far.
Are you dizzy?
You have to take sugar.
Have you tried hazel nut liqueur?
It looks fantastic!
I'll call you later. Claudia
Associations which do not have
a legal existence,
like legal entities,
have to be considered
associations.
Depending on the reason
they've been instituted.
Hello. Can Rubn Urrutia
come out, please?
What's up?
I think I've scored.
What do you mean?
You have or you haven't.
I don't really remember.
How can you not remember?
I think so, but I'm not sure.
You needn't go back with Elisa,
but spare me this scene.
Oh, God!
- She's a hairdresser.
- A hairdresser?
Not really, but she's illegal
so she works at what she can.
We've met two days, Rubn,
two days.
But I can't remember anything,
anything that matters.
You have to help me.
- You want me to talk to Elisa?
- I don't want back with Elisa.
What do you want?
Follow me tonight.
And tomorrow,
tell me what you saw.
- You're kidding me.
- No, I'm serious.
No, no way,
when I'm drunk.
Then don't f***ing drink.
I'm meeting her tonight at 10.00.
I'm begging you.
I'm not going to spend
And you won't find anyone
who will.
Shouldn't we have a password?
You have to be discreet.
An emergency signal
in case anything goes wrong.
A secret password?
Don't get too close.
I won't have to.
I'm well equipped.
What's that?
What do you mean?
It's a Minolta 9000 AF
with a 500 zoom,
like the paparazzi use.
You needn't take photos.
Just tell me what you see.
Is she bringing the old lady?
Did you tell my mother?
I just said we'd go out
for a drive. Don't worry.
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