Pagafantas Page #3
- Year:
- 2009
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Weren't you meeting someone?
I didn't know
Miss Begoa was coming.
We'll put her in front,
she'll be no trouble.
How are you, Jaime?
Don't worry, I'll do it.
- Chema, give me a hand.
- Jose Mari...
Give me that octopus.
I'll tie her down.
Hurry, Claudia's due any minute.
Be very careful about one thing.
Don't let her hug you.
What?
One thing I hate doing
is giving advice,
but if she hugs you, forget it.
But couples hug...
I'm talking about
what we used to call
"the koala hug".
The curious marsupial
known as the koala
is famous for
its slow-moving ways
and for its resemblance
to a cuddly toy.
One of the koala's most
remarkable features
is the tendency of the young
to cling fondly to its parents.
Among humans,
"doing a koala"
not a sexual one.
The person hugged
becomes a kind of cuddly toy.
There is only one more painful
variation of "the koala hug".
"The koala hug
with pats on the back".
Invent something,
but if she hugs you, that's it.
She'll just be your friend.
Claudia and I aren't just friends.
Take my advice and remember
what I said about the hug.
Baby, get on!
- What is this?
- I got the job!
Hurry up! Get on!
- No, let's walk...
- Come on!
Are you sure
Miss Begoa will be OK?
Yes.
How's Jose Mari doing
in the store?
Great.
Put on your seatbelt.
These days...
Since he split up with Elisa...
Are we going now?
Can't you go slower?
The bike's second hand.
I'm testing it out.
Do you owe anyone money,
or anything like that?
No, why?
We're being followed.
I'm going to stop, and I bet
Why have you stopped here?
Forget about them, come on.
Ah, yes, because...
Don't you think that
at times we live too fast?
You're being very odd.
Yes, but do we live too fast,
yes or no?
I don't know why you're being
followed, but I'm going to help you.
- What are you doing to do?
- Hang on.
- What are you going to do?
- Hang on tight.
I don't think we live too fast,
or maybe we do...
Why are you asking?
It's the signal!
What?
Jesus!
- Where are you going?
- It's a short cut.
Where are you going?
Sh*t!
Miss Begoa, are you all right?
She gets out so rarely
I bet she's having a ball.
What a wallop!
Did you see what happened?
- F*** them.
- No, I mean, yes, f*** them.
They won't be following you
for a while.
I'd a Mexican boyfriend
who was always in trouble.
But in Bilbao is it normal
It's a cultural thing,
we do it occasionally.
Don't you do it in Argentina?
No, I guess not.
So, what'll we do here?
First give me a hug.
We've escaped from the baddies.
- No!
- What's wrong?
Must it be a hug?
Don't you want to hug me?
Yes, of course, I've wanted
to hug you for ages,
but I can't.
Because of the hair cut.
I love it.
If you hug me, it'll move and...
"Give me a hug, man."
OK, but be careful,
don't mess it up.
I've got a surprise for you.
I've got a new product.
No, don't take it off.
I'll get a towel.
No, some water
always gets sprayed
and it'd ruin the jacket.
Is that Enrique Bunbury?
Sure.
Do you like him too?
I've been a fan since I was seven!
No, you're kidding me.
You're just saying it to...
I'm serious!
I saw him live three times.
I even brought his posters with me.
What? I've been a fan of his
all my life.
And I always encouraged him
to carry on.
You encouraged him... What?
I spent all my summers
in Saragossa, years ago.
I didn't want to tell you
but we're kind of buddies.
No, I'm lying,
we're thick as thieves.
This is crazy!
Don't get the wrong idea.
All I did was,
you know, cheer him up
when he was down,
and retouch some of his lyrics.
Yeah? Which ones?
I don't know, lots of them.
No, come on, tell me which ones.
Well, "Between two lands".
- That's yours?
- Yes.
Yes, yes.
At first it was:
"You're between two heavens".
I said:
F*** it, Quique,"Between two lands" sounds better.
It isn't normal
that we get on so well.
You might think I'm very pushy,
but you knock me out.
I don't think you're pushy at all.
Close your eyes, this stings.
Do you realize?
We've got so much in common.
I want to tell you something.
Whatever you want.
I don't know if you feel
the same as I do, but...
I think I know what you mean.
I was going to tell you today.
For me, you're like
my best friend.
Do you know
if uncle Jaime's all right?
If you knew what he did
with the van. He...
Can I ask you a question?
Oh, Jose Mari,
I don't like your new hairstyle
but if you're happy with it...
- What's wrong with him?
What do you mean?
What does he mean for you?
We've known each other for years,
he was a friend of your father.
What would happen
if he felt something for you?
Don't be silly!
He's like a brother for me.
Yes, but what if he wanted
something more?
What if he wanted to be
your boyfriend, for example?
That won't happen.
Just imagine it.
What would he have to do
for you to see him differently?
Nothing.
Isn't there anything?
I don't know, go to the gym
or dress differently.
It's impossible.
But, why?
Look, love,
there are some men you see one way,
and others you see another.
- But that...
- And that never changes.
Now go to bed, it's late.
Congratulations, love.
It's after midnight.
It's your birthday.
Thanks.
You're a Pagafantas.
Pagafantas.
A person who thinks
he's in a relationship
and doesn't realize he'll never
sleep with the other person.
For unknown reasons,
the Pagafantas does not arouse
any sexual interest whatsoever
in the other person.
While it's difficult
to recognize a Pagafantas,
some gestures do give him away.
He's the only one still doing
the robot when he dances.
The one who consoles the girl
when her heart's broken.
A Pagafantas never takes advantage
of a friend who's drunk.
In the animal kingdom
no other species
behaves in this way.
No, don't.
Are you OK?
Well...
"Sh*t, this guy's going
to tell me something."
Yes, it's something important.
Sebastian rang me yesterday.
- Who?
- An ex-boyfriend.
He wants to come here.
He's an astronomer.
To work, he says.
Like hell.
I know I behaved badly,
but I never want to see him again.
I told him I was dating you.
You don't mind?
No, not at all, if you like
we can start dating.
No, I mean, do you mind
that I told him that?
No, no, if you're happy...
I know it's a lie,
but not a big one.
We're together all day.
That way, I needn't see him.
What were you going to say?
Nothing, it wasn't...
Wasn't it important?
No.
Mom...
Yeah, a bit.
What's wrong?
I'm on my way.
Yeah, I'll go right now.
What is it?
if she turned off the gas.
I'll go with you.
- To my home?
- Yes, I don't want to go anywhere.
- OK, OK.
- OK.
I don't really live here.
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