Paperback Page #8
- Year:
- 2015
- 79 min
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There's no way that you guys
can be friends after this.
- He'll get over it eventually.
Okay, well if that's
what I have to sacrifice
to make things the way
they're supposed to be
then I don't have a choice.
I mean, maybe the
purpose of our friendship
was so Emily and I could meet.
It could be one of those
great "how we met" stories.
- That's that worst
"how we met" story ever.
- It's the only one I've got.
- What about the
coffee shop girl?
- What about her?
- I don't know, why not try
something normal for once.
You said she seemed nice.
- Yeah, she seemed
nice. She's not the one.
- What makes you
think that Emily
would even leave Jason anyway?
- From what I saw they
seemed pretty good.
- Pretty good?
- Except for the
infidelity part.
- Hi-yah!
- Ow!
- Billy! No.
- Why would you give
him karate lessons?
You're just enabling him.
- Give mommy a kiss.
Oh, sweetie.
He only fights the bad guys.
- Thanks.
- I'd say good luck,
but I'm not really sure
what I'd be endorsing.
Slip off my shoes
They're soaking wet
Just like my
coat and my vest
My bicycles
covered in icicles
I made my way back to
your house away from your
(music stops)
- What's up man?
Why are you so sweaty?
- I'm in terrible shape.
- Oh. Well, obviously.
- How's it going?
- Oh, good. We talked it over.
It was just a misunderstanding.
So what's up?
- I have to tell you something.
- Oh, okay. Come on in.
What is it?
- Um...
I uh...
- What is it?
You're being weird.
- I uh...
I was lying about
Samantha not having pubes.
She did have pubes.
I just didn't want to rub it in.
- What?!
Is that really why you
ran all the way over here?
- Yeah.
- Okay. I don't think we
needed to air that out now,
but thanks for
telling me, I guess.
- It was eating me up inside.
- All right.
Let's just shake that off.
I'm glad you're here
actually. Hang on.
Let me get something
to toast with.
Not the pube thing.
Just hang on.
I feel like such a dork
but there's just something
I've really been
wanting to tell you.
Uh, god, this is dumb.
Um, okay.
So we've been best friends
for what, 10 years?
And I really think there's a
reason we're back together.
You know, you've just been
such a huge part of our lives
since we moved here.
And obviously we've been
having some problems,
as all marriages do.
But I think we can say safely
that those days are behind us.
And a big reason
for that is you.
You really helped us through
a rough spot, and um...
I love you.
We both do.
So, to you, for everything
you've done for us,
and to a fresh start.
(glasses clink)
Ah, come on. Bring it in.
Let's get weird for
a second. Come on.
Mhm. Mhm. Mmm.
There's a lot of love in
the room. Can you feel it?
I know I can.
I came here alone
And I plan to leave that way
But I find comfort in
All of the things you say
My heart unthawed
And my brain unstalled
Took time to comprehend
Oh I made, I made
it, I made it
- Somebody bought one. I
shouldn't be this excited.
- That's great, sweetie.
Let's go.
- Oh, that?
Somebody took one of
those in the bathroom
so we threw it out.
- You son of a b*tch.
- Hey. Sell any?
- Uh, one.
- Cool, see? That's not nothing.
- How's she doing?
- Eh, she'll tire out soon.
She's been crying nonstop.
- I wonder where
she got that from.
Hey Rob, you're always
sobbing uncontrollably.
Maybe you're the father.
(chuckles)
- [Rob] Yeah, maybe.
And we're bone
prone to misery
But you still get drunk
And wanna hang out with me
And I'm at my best
When I'm sleeping alone
It's funny how time stops
And starts on its own
I came here alone
And I plan to leave that way
All the things you
say, when you say them
Wanna hear you say
That you came here alone
And you wanna leave that way
That you came here alone
And you wanna
change your ways
You won't change your ways
You won't change your ways
You won't change your ways
You won't change your ways
Way-ay-ay-ay-ays
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