Pardon My Sarong Page #6

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Too small.

Only me stinker.

Yeah. Biggest stinker

I ever saw!

Thank you.

Thank you.

You marry Luana...

Yeah.

I don't think he means a shave. He don't.

Wellington seems to be doing all

right. Luana's a very pretty girl.

Second prettiest girl on the

island. You're too complimentary.

You haven't been dipping in that cava

bowl, have you? Oh, no, not a drop.

This is your wedding feast. I warn you.

Go ahead and eat. I

can't. I lost my appetite.

Take a drink.

Maybe it'll bring it back.

Yes, you will take

a drink with me!

Your last drink!

Oh. Algy, let's you and I

get out of here. Oh, behave.

I'm scared. I can feel

chills running up my spine.

Up and down your spine. No, up my spine!

They got no strength

for a return trip.

I'm gettin'

a Mickey.

Oh.

Drink.

Look over there.

Who's that?

Drink!

Drink?

Drink.

Drink.

Oh.

Oh, look at

the sky!

Drink!

Hello, there!

Drink!

Drink? Drink. Drink, drink!

Drink.

Drink.

More? More, more, more? Drink, drink, yeah.

I'm so tired.

Oh great one

Oh great one

Oh great one

Oh burning fountain

Oh great one

Oh great one

- Vingo

- Oh great one

Fiery god

of the mountain

Vingo

oh burning fountain

Shower your message

from above us

Now that you've shown us

that you love us

Vingo, lead us to happiness

with your light

We offer thanks

as you blaze in the night

- Vingo

- Oh great one

- You are appeased

- Oh great one

- Now you are pleased

- Oh great one

- Oh Vingo

- Oh great one

We offer thanksgiving

to you, Vingo

There's a beat everybody

really ought to know

It's a treat, stomp your feet

to VingoJingo VingoJingo

VingoJingo Vingo

Everyone ought to learn

the way the rhythms go

It's a treat, stomp your feet

to VingoJingo VingoJingo

VingoJingo Vingo

Take some native cava

Add volcanic heat

Mix it up with lava

And set it to

a tom-tom beat

Now the beat's got the island

rocking to and fro

It's a treat, stomp your feet

to VingoJingo VingoJingo

VingoJingo Vingo

Ahh-oh oh-oh

Vingo, Vingo

It's a beat everybody

really ought to know

It's a treat

Stomp your feet

To VingoJingo

VingoJingo Vingo

Everyone ought to learn

the way the rhythms go

It's a treat, stomp your feet

to VingoJingo VingoJingo

VingoJingo Vingo

Take some native cava

Add volcanic heat

Mix it up with lava

and set it to

A tom-tom beat

Now the beat's

got the island

Rocking to and fro

It's a treat, stomp your feet

to VingoJingo VingoJingo

VingoJingo Vingo

VingoJingo VingoJingo

VingoJingo Vingo

Vingo! Vingo!

Moolah pigi.

Vingo.!

What are they talking

about? The legend of Moolah.

He is to marry the daughter

of the chief.

But only after he has proved himself the

hero of Mantua. I don't want to be no hero.

You're to try where five others

have failed. What have they tried?

To break the taboo, to pass beyond the

temple to the forbidden side of the mountain.

You mean, five guys went

through there? Mm-hmm.

Nobody's ever come back? Uh-uh.

Who's gonna be

number six?

You are.

Oh.

All right,

take it easy.

You most good man

on island.

No, Chief. Not me.

I'm not a good man.

No, I'm not.

Chief, would you call a kid that

plays hooky four days a week, good? No.

Would you call a kid that tells

tattletales, good? No.

You wouldn't call that

a good boy, would ya?

I'm a bad boy!

Wait a minute.

You can't run yourself down

like this. Shut up, will ya?

Quiet! Keep out of this. Chief,

I've known this boy all my life.

Shut up. He's starting

to believe me. Quiet!

I've never met a finer,

more upright and honest a boy.

Will you keep your mouth shut? Keep quiet!

This boy is an honorary member

of the Camp Fire Girls.

Troop 35. Now shut up. Keep quiet!

You know what this means? My

life is in danger. Your life?

Certainly! If I go up there, think of me!

Think of the rest of the people

on the island!

I'm sorry.

Luana.

I'm always thinking

of myself anyway.

I'm a killjoy.

I'll say you are.

All right.

If that's what it means,

I'll go into that temple.

I'll face danger!

I knew you would.

I don't care if the

boogeyman's in there. Atta boy.

I'll get him! There's one

thing I want you to do.

What's that?

Talk me out of it.

You like that speech?

Hey, Father! Father!

They're taking your son!

What makes you think

Varnoff's in on this?

It's just a hunch, but

I want to protect Wellington.

I think Varnoff's responsible for the

disappearance of those five men in the temple.

You have to prove it to me.

That's what I intend to do.

You and your

melodramatic plots.

So you think I'm melodramatic,

huh? Take a look at that.

Fireworks.!

Hello, Varnoff?

What is that?

Hello, Varnoff?

It's a radio!

Shh!

Hello? Hello? Varnoff? Yes, what is it?

Yes, yes,

what is it?

I want to make a checkup to

see if we understood everything.

Let's hear it again

just to make sure.

The idea is to get the jewels and

hold the little fat guy as hostage...

until we're ready

to leave the island.

You're going to capture him

when he goes into the temple?

That was the understanding,

wasn't it?

It was, but we may

have to change things.

Oh, will we?

Tie them up.

Let me go!

Stop it! Stop it!

I'll see you people later. I have

to make an appearance at the temple.

Me and my

melodramatic plots, huh?

If Moolah go,

I go too.

That ain't a bad idea.

No.!

Moolah go alone.

Oh no.

Chief, what is this?

Sacredjewel of Mantua.

So long you wear this,

you no can die.

That's the best news I ever

heard. That's wonderful!

Oh, boy! The chief says as long as I

wear this, nothing can happen to me.

That's a wonderful jewel.

Ain't that gorgeous?

Ooo-ooo!

All right.

That's enough! You told

me that thing was tame.

Shh.

Go ahead up there.

Luana, good-bye.

All right, that's enough.

That's enough!

If that don't make a man

out of me, nothing else will.

Forward... march!

Algy? Algy! Yes, yes. I'm still here.

My bosom pal!

I'm sorry.

This is good-bye.

Good-bye.

Wait a minute.

Here.

What's this for?

That's the dollar I owe

you. The dollar you owe me?

You pick out a fine time

to pay me!

Where am I gonna spend

a dollar up there?

He gives me the dollar now

that he owes me six months ago.

Go on up those stairs.

Be brave!

You want these people

to think I'm a coward?

No, sir. I'm sorry. It

won't happen again. Atta boy.

Go ahead.

Nobody home.

Now I'm all alone.

Algy always told me

when I was alone to sing.

Deep in the heart

ofTexas

Give me that jewel.

I can't give that to you. It's my

life protection. Give me that jewel!

I got to take my hat off

to give it to you.

I can't get it over my head

unless I do.

Would you mind... holding...

my hat?

Algy, don't shoot!

Don't shoot!

Go get him!

Ooh! Ooh!

Ooooh.!

Ooo! Ooo!

Get him! Get him now!

Algy, hello!

Nothing happened to you? Not yet.

- Boss, there he is!

- Over to the statue!

He's somewhere in here.

They certainly disappeared.

Let's go.!

They're around here.

Scatter and look for 'em.

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