Parenthood Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1989
- 124 min
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Nice shot, son It's
important to be supportive
Come on, let's sing
one of the old tunes
When you're sliding
into home
And your pants
are full of foam
Diarrhea
Well?
Why are you pouring water
through my diaphragm?
To check
To see if it's okay
You didn't know I did that, did you? No
Obviously not, or you
wouldn't have tried this
Are you accusing me
of making that hole?
No, a woodpecker came in here,
went into the bathroom,
opened the drawer
with his little wing,
in your diaphragm
I can't believe you would jeopardize
our plans, Susan Remember what we read?
"A vast majority
of truly exceptional people
"are either only children
or first-born
"with at least a five-year
separation between sibs"
We agreed to
No, you agreed
And they're not sibs They're
babies And I wanna have another one
So, this is how you go about it, by
vandalizing a contraceptive device?
Because you won't
discuss it with me!
I did discuss it with you,
years ago!
Well, I think we were wrong
Well, I think we were right
And I'm not
discussing it again
Tod!
Yeah
Do you want me
to cook you breakfast?
No, thanks, Helen
Julie's gonna do it
Great I'll get
the fire extinguisher
All right
I'll see you guys at dinner
Sweet Jesus!
What are you doing?
Are you joining the Marines?
I knew you'd make
a thing out of this, Mom
Just clean up the hair
Wait
Do it like that
Cool! No, I love it
Thanks so much
You ready, Garry?
You want anything to eat?
How long are they
gonna be living here?
Not much longer, I think
Well, I was
just thinking
It's getting
pretty crowded here
Oh, it's not so crowded
There's a lot more room
since they shaved their heads
Well, I was just thinking
maybe I could stay
with Dad for a while
What?
Well, I've been here a long time Maybe
I should live with him for a while
You wanna live
with your father?
Kind of
Have you talked
to your father about that?
No, not yet
I thought I'd call him
Honey,
you know, you don't know
your father like I do
I don't know him at all
What's his number?
Well,
he'd be at work now
So that's
206-5790
Yeah, yeah
Is Dr Lampkin there?
His son
No, Dad, it's not Joey
It's Garry, your other son
Well, I need
to ask you something
It'll just take a second
Well, would it be okay if
I stay with you for a while?
A few months
Okay
Oh, Ed You sh*t
He, um
He didn't think it was
such a good idea
Oh, sweetie
I gotta go
Oh, honey
Gil? Hey, Gil?
Yes, Miles?
When's Cowboy Dan the gun-fighting
balloon man gonna be here?
Isn't that him?
No, that's the schmuck
who brought the horse
I don't think
he's coming
Yes, of course he is
The man's a professional
Do you think he wants to put a blot on
the entire balloon-bending profession?
Go on and have fun And we'll have
some burgers and dogs in a second
Let's go watch the horse sh*t! Yeah!
Patty, why don't you
play with Justin?
I don't understand
what he's doing
Well, he's spinning
What for?
No reason
Just for fun
It doesn't look
like fun
It isn't
You tried it?
So does Julie
have a nice place?
Oh, yeah, yeah, she has a lovely
place Yeah, she has my place
She and that Tod
are both living in my house
Really?
Well, actually
it was my idea
You know, otherwise, she was
gonna quit school and get a job and
I don't know Maybe this way,
she'll still go to college
All right All right
All right All right
Here we go
The thumb trick Ready?
Thumb trick
Do the thumb trick
Look at my thumb Ready?
Here we go Watch it Watch it
What are you doing?
Thumb trick
Show her, Dad
Okay, but this is the
last time Here we go Ready?
I mean, Justin's gonna
go full-time next year,
so everybody's asking when
I'm gonna go back to work,
like I'm supposed to
And I'm thinking about it I mean,
I used to work It was okay, but
You know, I think
I'm better at this
I mean, I think I'm
sort of good at it, so
But then, people make me
feel embarrassed,
like I don't have
goals or something
Like I sit around here
eating bonbons all day, right?
Oh, I don't know
Well, what does Gil say?
He says I should do
whatever I want
I could've
killed him for that
What are you
so upset about?
Nathan, she's weird
She's a weird child
I think a few days a week of
preschool could be very helpful
This is not the right age for
Patty to be socially activated
We went through it
She's not a bomb
She's a little kid
who has no ability to relate
to other little kids
Do you want her
to relate to him?
Help! Help! Help!
See, when I met him,
I was a little wild
I was a little
out of control
and he kind of
took me in hand
I liked that
He's very commanding
He got me into teaching
He got my sh*t together
Boy, he really
turned me on
Really? I mean,
of course, really
Oh, Nathan and I
used to be hot
I know he doesn't
look it, but
I mean,
we were like rabbits
I used to give him,
you know,
oral,
you know,
on the highway
What?
You know, he was always
trying to get a research grant
And you thought
that would help?
No, but I mean,
he kept getting turned down
and he'd get real,
real tense
So if I saw him getting,
you know, really tense,
I'd just lean over while
he was driving and I'd
Susan
What?
I just spoke
to your mother
Grandma wants to stay over
at Helen's for a while
Can you drive her there
tomorrow?
Sure
Great
He likes to butt things
with his head
How proud you must be
Here it is Now it's right
there in front of you
Okay Careful now
Careful
Yeah!
Here,
take this off
Now really try
and hit it
Yeah Really give it
a good shot
Yeah Give it
a good whack!
Whack!
Put your shoulder into it
and whack it
Now just kill it!
Kill it!
When I was born,
Grover Cleveland
was president
I'm sorry I'm late
Where should I do it?
Who are you and
what are you going to do?
I'm from Party Time
Entertainment
I'm your stripper
What's the birthday boy's name?
Because I paint it across my breasts
Okay, it was a mix-up I got
Cowboy Dan's card and he got mine
I'm sorry Goodbye,
Wait a minute What about
Cowboy Dan? He is coming
He showed up at the Lodge
Hall, and they were expecting me
They beat him severely,
so Cowboy Dan
ain't comingo
Cowboy Dan's
not coming?
Come on, Kevin,
hold it together
I knew it
I told you
All the kids are gonna hate me It's
gonna be just like Little League
Cowboy Dan is coming
Gil! He's coming Cowboy Dan is coming!
Howdy, partner
You're Kevin's father!
You're not Cowboy Dan
Yeah!
That's right
They call me Cowboy Gil,
as in guilty
I saw Cowboy Dan I didn't
like the look on his face
It was like this,
so I killed him
I blew a hole in him
this big,
That's too small
Actually,
it was about this big
You know, when I think about
it, that hole was about this big
Yeah, and his guts were
spilled out all over the floor
As I was walking away,
I slipped around on his guts
And a couple of other people came by and
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