Parenthood Page #6
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1989
- 124 min
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they started slipping on his guts, too
After I blow a hole in somebody
and slip around on their guts,
afterwards,
I always like to
make balloon animals
That's mighty
courteous of you
Here we god
What's he doing?
I don't know
Your lower intestines
Watch out, you little varmints!
Why, you! You darned kids!
Why, you little lily-livered
lumps of cat meat!
Where's Cowboy Gil?
Where'd he go?
Ambush, you little
four-footers
And here it is It's made
with a quart of milk,
two cups of sugar
and three cow pies
Come on and get it
Will you get down off the
horse before you hurt yourself?
Honey, I got to make
a big exit
That's Cowboy Gil's woman
Take a bow, little lady
Hi Hi
I sure hope that when I
mosey back this way one day,
you don't mind
if I stop in and say hello
Well, I got to be moseying
on back to Abilene
Keep your powder
and your pants dry
Kevin, I hope this is the best
danged birthday you ever had
Adis, buckaroos
Giddy-up, Thunder Thighs!
Adis, buckaroos Don't try
and follow me to Abilene
Good night, sweetheart
Good night, Mom
Did you have
a nice birthday?
Dad was funny
He sure was
Well, good night,
nine-year-old boy
Happy birthday, kiddo
Dad?
Yeah?
When I grow up,
can I work where you work?
Why?r
That way we can still
Good night
I love you
I love you, too
Mom?n
Hubba-hubba
Garry?n
Garry?r
Let me out of here,
mango face!
Hello, Helen?h
Oh, the door was unlocked
Oh, my God!'
What channel is this?
No, Gran, this is a tape
She needs a mana
Nowi
Gran, this isn't mine
I don't watch this
What's everybody
doing in here?
Did you break
my lock?
Susie, Gran, would you
please go to my room?
Sure
Garry, listen to me
I came in here because I
was afraid you were on drugs
Because of what you did
to your father's offices
What do you mean?
He found your hammer
You know, those were your
initials burned into the handle
Someone must have taken it
Oh, Garry, just
Honey, you know,
all these feelingsa
You're right to have
all these feelings
You're a great kid
You're a great kid, honey
You just got a lousy dadt
And you've just got to learn
to say, "The hell with him!"
Actually, that's good
advice for both of us
The hell with him!
I don't know what to say
about the tapes
You know, I assume that, you know,
you're curious about sex,
you know,
or filmmaking,
Is there anything
you'd like to ask?
Who?
Me
No, I don't blame you
He's busy
with his own kids
Hi
Hic
Where's my wife?
She's still at school
She's got cheerleading practice Bitchin'
So what's up?
Would you like
to speak to Tod?
Can I speak frankly,
no holds barred?
Pleased
That is one messed-up
little dude
You sure
we can talk straight?
All rightu
A few months ago,
Garry got his first boner
You know what that is?h
If memory servest
Great! Anyway,
since then he's beenn
uh,,
slapping the salami
No offense
Noe
Apparently, he's going
for a world record
Chicken's burning
Oh!-
Ohu
Damn! That looked
good, tool
Anyway,'
he was afraid there was something
wrong with him, you know?
Like he was a pervert
or somethingg
I told him that's what little
dudes do We've all done it
That made him happyo
Garry was happy?
Yeah,
he even smiled
I never even knew
he had teethm
I guess a boy Garry's age
really needs a man around
Yeah, well,
it depends on the man
I had a man around
He used to wake me up in the morning
by flicking lit cigarettes at my head
"Hey, a**hole, get up
and make me breakfast"
You know, Miss Buckman, you need a
license to buy a dog or drive a car
Hell, you need a license
to catch a fish,g
but they'll let any
butt-reaming a**hole be a father
Well, I'm gonna
pick up Julie They're hassling her
about her hairl
She does look
kind of stupida
I don't know what
we were thinking about
Tod?
Thanks
Kevin wants to goe
How did you go through
those quarters so fast?
Another kid took Kevin's money Shut up!
What kid? Never mind
Never mind Can we just go?
It was that kid
Never mind!
That kid? That kid's not bigger
than you Go back and get your money!
Dad, let me
handle it, okay?
Kevin, do you want me to
help you get your money back?
No, can we just go?
I wanna go!o
Okay
"Okay"?r
Now, that's a little kid
Justin can beat up that kid!k
Shut up, Dad
Will you just shut up?t
Oh, no!g
What's the matter?
I lost my retainer!u
Where?
Shh Honey
It's okays
I put my retainer
on the tablem
Just relax Kevin, it's okay, honey
It's his retainer
He lost his retainer
It's all right, sweetheart
Come on, sweetie We'll find it
Oh, God!
Here, let me
Where are the kids?g
Your folks are
driving them home
They'll wait with them
at our houset
Oh, that's just what Kevin
needs, time alone with my dad
Yuck! Let's just goe
Gil, they're $200
If you dropped $200 in here,
you'd look, right?
Yeah,
Let's face it
He's getting worsen
He has his good days,
and he has his bad days
Why is he so high-strung?
He's like a poodle
Everything's blown
out of proportion
Where does he get
this obsessive behavior?
I wish I knewe
They're gonna put him
in special edr
Gil, what did you think?g
That you'd dress up like a
cowboy and coach Little League,t
and Kevin would be fine?y
No
I mean, no, I didn'tr
Yeah Yeah, okay, I didt
Well, honey, you were
really kidding yourself
You know, when your kid is
born, it can still be perfectt
You haven't made
any mistakes yet
And then they grow up
to be likeh
Like mea
Oh, I'm gonna be home
late tomorrow How come?
I'm attempting
to dazzle Dave
I'm trying to put together
a major income-property thing
for one of our
bigger clients
Has Dave said anything?h
Thursday when I left for
Little League, he said,
"Let's all thank Gil
for stopping by"
I didn't take it
as a good sign,
Well, let's just wait and see You
know, worrying isn't gonna help
God, I'm so tense
You're tense
right now, honey?e
My back is tense
My neck is tense
My ears are tense It's like
they're hot or something
Maybe I can do something
to help you relaxi
I doubt it, honeym
I'd like to tryh
I am so sorrye
It's all right, honey It was my fault
You just kind of took me by surprise
So how did this happen?
Show him, honeya
need to get Cool right to bed
He'll be all rightt
Hi, Dad
Take the boy inside
I couldn't resist I had to take it
out for a spin It purrs like a kitten
You're probably wondering why I
took it out without telling you
I wanted to have it appraised so
that you'd know how much it was worth
Only they can't appraise it
unless they have all the paperwork,
the registration, the proof of
purchase You've got those things around?
I'm not a schmuck!d
You were going to
sell my car
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