Paul Page #7

He's gonna find that contact.

We got him, Zoil. Bring me back

my space monkey, and I'll ...

... guarantee you Level 5

clearance and all the perks.

Great, betther parking space.

I don't know man. I don't

know, he looks awful mad.

F*** him. He's a dinosaur.

It's time for some new blood.

Welcome to

MOORCROF:

Ok, we're nearly there.

This is where we've been headed?

No, I ... I just need a

little stop first, ok?

Do you think we really got

time to be making little stops Paul?

This is something

I really have to do.

Ok, stop here,

that's good.

That's close enough.

Shouldn't we park a bit closer?

No ...

We don't wanna scare her.

Scare who?

- You knock. - You knock.

- I always knock.

Who's there ?!

Uh ... Is that Tara Walton?

Leave me alone !

Miss Walton !

My name is Clive Gollings !

I'm here with my friend

Mr Graeme Willy !

Now, what do you want?

We're here with the alien

that killed your dog 60 years ago.

Let's go, let's just go.

What is this, some

kind of a joke ?!

Hey Tara !

You ...

It's a very loud clock, isn't it?

You have a nerve

showing your face here.

All these years ...

Maybe I should make some tea.

I'll do it.

Huh, ok.

Uh, look, Tara I ...

I only just stopped

believing in you, you know?

I've spent a very

long time trying to ...

... convince folks about what

happened that night.

Everyone said I was mad !

They told me it was a meteor that

squashed little Paul.

They said that I was

concussed hallucinating ...

... but I knew you were real !

I pulled you from that

spaceship myself.

I kept you warm and

comfartable and sat there ...

... with you 'til the

men came to take you away.

Well, word got

out about my story.

Kids used to come and

throw stones at the house.

Call me names.

Then, I just hid myself away.

I spent whole nights up

staring at the sky hoping ...

... that I catch a glimpse of you.

And here you are.

Um, I'm sorry, you know

if I could've done it any other way ...

Oh, it's ok.

You're real.

That's all that matters.

I was sure of it.

And all those folks that ...

... said I was crazy, they

can all go and f*** themselves.

I brought something for you.

I thought you might want it back.

Uh, here you go.

Oh, thank you.

Who do you suppose that is?

Where did that come from ?!

Holy sh*t, it's them !!

I'll take the front !

What the f*** are you

doin' here ?!

Go, go !!

Haggard ... !

Alien !

Haggard, where's the

pervy man ?!

There's no one in this place !

Come on buddy, help me out !

Freeze motherf***er !

So weak ...

Give me the alien !

Give me the ...

Give me the f***in' alien !

- No.

- Aah ! F***, watch it !

Give me the alien !

Get your own alien !

Tara, come this way !

Oh man balls !

It's my dad !

- Hey, am I heavy ?!

- I told you it's not fat, it's power !

Oh, great ...

I told you we should've

parked closer !

No sir, they're mine !

Consider that a warning !

Crazy bastard !!

Got you still spacefreak ...

Ruth ! Get back here !

Just go home !

Oh, I got you sucker ... coming ...

Ready or not ...

Oh, f*** ...

Papa ...

Ruth, wait !

Papa !

Papa !

It's ok, he's allright ...

He's ok ! He's ok !

Wait for me !

Graeme !!

Ruth, drive !

Come on Graeme !

Don't leave me !

Never ...

Graeme, you scared the

sh*t out of me ...

Ruth, why aren't you driving ?!

I told you, it's easy !

Got it, got it, got it !

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t !

Oh, ok ...

Small corrections !

Small corrections !

Oh, my weed ! ....

Motherfuckin' titty suckin'

tooball b*tch !

Zoil, progress report.

This is Haggard sir !

Agent Zoil is no longer in command !

I don't give a sh*t who's in command

Where the f*** are they ?!

Just ahead of me, heading

east towards Lytle Creek !

I don't wanna hear from anybody

till that cocksucker is dead ! Get me ?!

Yes sir. Mam ...

Goddammit ...

This is official Government business !

Stand down, or I'm authorised

to use deadly force !!

That thing has my daughter !!

This isn't your mission !!

I'm on a mission from GOD !!

Tell him you failed !

Sh*t, we got company !

He's trying to overtake us !

Don't let him get passed !

- Should I ram him ?!

- What about the deposit ?

F*** the deposit !

Lytle Creek

National Park

LIMITED PARKING:

Oh, f*** ! Come on !

Smile you son of a b*tch !

Eyes forward butt butthorn.

Do you think he'll be ok?

Yeah, he'll be fine.

- Haggard ...

- Zoil.

Where are the other two?

One crashed and burnt, the

other just burnt.

Jesus Christ, it's been one

f*** up after another ...

... I should've handled

this myself.

I am very close, you

give me 1 hour.

An hour? I'll be

eating canapes ...

... with the Governor in an hour,

I need this wrapped up now.

No, they're mine dammit,

I'm gonna finish this once and for all !

Too late Zoil.

I'm bringing in the big g ...

Boring conversation anyway.

Well dear friend, you're

a face from a mighty steeve.

I can't believe she's gone.

Need better bagger tits ...

Oh, what do we do now Paul?

Paul ? ...

Paul, where are you goin' ?

See? What did I tell you fellas?

You know it when you saw it.

Of course.

Huh, right. Shoots

flaming balls.

Can you just light the

f***in' thing?

They're not toys Paul.

What is the suggested safe distance?

Right, um ...

That's gonna be put us

behind the tree line ...

... we're not gonna enjoy

the full effect.

Yeah, that's true actually.

Ho, ho, ho !

There you have it, huh ?!

It's not funny, that's dangerous !

What now?

We wait ...

- It's amazin'

- Thank you.

Oh, no you don't.

Wait a minute.

Stay where you are you

little green bastard !

It's the Big Guy.

Well, what do ya know?

Small world ...

Paul !

Zoil ?!

Don't f***ing move.

- Did ...

- Be cool, be cool.

I gotta say I'm a little

hurt Agent Zoil.

He introduced me to

my wife, he's my friend.

So stupid son of a b*tch.

You could've been where I am ...

... in 15 years.

I don't wanna be where you are.

Too bad.

Let's go mork.

Don't call me mork.

- No.

- Guys you don't have to do this.

No, he's going nowhere.

Can it nerds.

What do you think you can

possibly bring to the table ...

... at this point in the game?

Blind Fury.

Oh ...

False economy, I told you.

Step aside.

Fag.

Oh, hu !

Insane !!

Leave him alone !

Get away from her you b*tch !

Zoil ...

You ok man?

So much for the plan, huh?

I know, right?

Sorry I zapped you at

the farm house.

That's ok, I'm sorry I wasn't there to

meet you outside at the base ...

... by the time I got there

you were already gone.

But you got yourself a plan B, huh?

Did I ever?

These are my friends.

- Hello. - Pleasure to meet you boys

you did a hell of a job.

Thank you Agent Zoil.

Please call me Lorenzo.

- Lorenzo Zoil?

- Lorenzo's Oil?

That's right.

Ruth !!

Papa ?!

That was close ...

Oh my ...

No !!

Oh God, Graeme ...

Put the gun down Mr Buggs !

Drop the f***ing gun, Dad !

I really am gonna miss ya.

This is all my fault.

We should never come

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