Paul Page #6

procedure forward by a day ...

... and my whole plan goes to sh*t !

What happened?

The way at the labs?

I zapped my ass, I stole his car

I took off.

Found you guys.

So what happends if you get cought?

Graeme ...

They're gonna cut out my brain.

Oh ...

Yeah, it's f***ed.

It's kind of a buzzkill.

Let's lighten the mood shall we ...

... Clive, when did you last get laid?

Oh, hmm ...

- Connect many at London(?) '08

- '08 ...

Ewok chick ...

Clive likes boning space bears !...

Shut up !

Clive, seroiusly, be honest with me.

What was it like?

Well ...

She was furry nice ...

Oh ! This is gonna say !

Uh, that's gross !

Hey Clive ...

- Oh, Boomer it's forbidden.

- Hey Clive ...

Clive !

Let's go guys !

We gotta get outa here.

Where's Ruth?

She went back to the RV.

'course ...

He can read minds !

Come on ...

bGONE BACK

Uh, guys, I think we have

a slight problem over here.

Uh ... man.

I can't hold my breath the whole

way through town.

Wait here ...

Wait, Oi, Wait ...

Morning. Agent Zoil, Secret

Service. Do you mind if I come ...

... in there and ask you

a few questions?

Not at all ...

Morning.

Why are we holding hands?

- So we look like a family.

- Yeah, the f***in' Freedmants.

- You could be a midget.

- You're obsessed with midgets ...

- No, I'm not.

- Stop it, just act normal.

Ok, we're just a couple of ragular guys

walking down the street with a small cowboy.

Allright Clive?

Clive?...

- Clive ...

- Oh, come on !

Katana

Clive, what're you doing?

Yeah man, what the f*** ?!

I want it ...

Well I can appreciate the bargain

and everything but this is ...

... not Comic-Con, Clive,

this is reality.

False economy anyway, you'll

break the fist time you use it, let's go.

Why would I ever use it?

Can we just go please?

Wait ... maybe we should go inside.

- What ?!

- We'll hide out.

You go back and get Ruth.

Get the RV, pick us up in 10 minutes.

You sure?

Trust me ...

Morning. My name is Agent Zoil,

Secret Service, mind if I come in ...

- ... and ask you a few questions?

- Um ...

No, do you mind if we just

do it right here?

Okay.

This placeis a real ...

... cock suckin' mess.

Got it.

I'm telling you.

We're looking for a goddamn alien.

I thought all that Project

Bluebook stuff was whoreshit.

Nah, it all makes sense.

I mean, all this hush hush crap ...

... the drawing that I found ...

And what do you think that

girl was talking about last night?

Holy sh*t ! Spaceman balls ...

Yeah, and who has

spaceman balls?

Buzz Aldrin?

Be serious.

"Encounter Brief"

- Hello, handsome.

Is that you?

Oh, huh?

Is that you on the cover?

I ... no ...

What's your name?

Keith Nash.

Nice to meet you.

I'm Paul.

- Right.

- So ... uh ...

You're not freaked out by me?

Mmh, yes and no.

You mind taking a look

in these photographs,

... tell me if you recognise

anyone of these gentlemen ...

... or the one-eyed girl?

Mam?

No ...

Anything, anything at all?

- I mean, look this is an alien?

- Yeah ...

- This is huge.

- I know.

- This is huge ...

- I know ...

Is that a comic book shop?

Can we go in there?

Maybe.

If you're good.

Thanks so much for your

time Misses ...

Darwin.

Char ... lotte Darwin.

Charlotte Darwin,

you have a great day.

You should get this one.

- Thanks ...

- Yeah, it's good.

Nice ! ...

I like your style Keith Nash.

I gotta go.

- Catch you later.

- Bye Paul.

Don't get cought.

Happy trails !

Huh ! Pretty good.

Pretty good ...

Um, how much is that?

The sword, 299.99.

Plus tax.

Ok, I'll have it now.

Come on man, let's go !

Be right out !

Chute, it's like a cufflink thing.

Spaceman balls?

Get your goddamn hands off

my motherfucking junk !

It's in there !

It's in there !

Hello ...

O'Reilly ! You dumm sh*t

that's just an a**hole in a mas ...

Holy Mary Mother of God ...

I gotta quit smoking ...

- Sh*t !

- Come up behind me !

Hurry up, butt-crocks !

Hey look, it's that nerd.

Whoa whoo !

Yeah !

- Who's that kid?

- Keith Nash ! Punch it !

Wait, who's that kid ?!

Come on buddy, let's go !

Woah, woah, what's goin' on?

Did you guys get me some information?

- We saw it, we saw the alien.

- It was in the comic book shop ...

... hidious, I think I sh*t my pants !

I don't know what you guys

are talking about.

You know what ?!

You know exactly what we're

talking about ! ...

I'm sick and tired of you the d ....

Where ... the ... f*** ... did ... he ... go?

I got two doors for you.

I got mine.

With, with those nerds.

So ... you wanna follow us ... big guy?

- You kids are gonna back to the base,

- Uh huh ...?

You guys gonna stick behind.

Do a little adult work, now ...

... tell me which way the

little green guy went.

North, north east highway !

North east highway.

Stragiht home now.

Sorry guys, it's my dad !

This guy doesn't quit !

Kinda have to respect it.

- Oh God, Graeme, drive faster !

- Oh wait ! - Calm down.

Asshordes are gonna catch us !

- Hey calm down, pull over !

- What do you mean "pull over" ?!

Pull over !!

Allright ... that's it ...

this is too dangerous ...

... I'm ... I can make it on my

own from here.

- What do you mean ...

- No !

Graeme, you've done enough.

I'll boost a car or something,

I can drive an automatic !

You're a terrible driver !

He's right Paul, you can't

even drive a spaceship.

I'm close now.

I'll be fine !

Oh, but we've come all this way !

Yeah, and at what cost, huh ?!

I've shaken your faith,

I've almost got you guys killed !

I just want to get home ...

You are going home, I think we've

come too far to let you do this alone !

Yeah ! What happened to BFF's ?!

We're in this together Paul !

You bet your hairy love eggs we are !

The last 72 hours have been

the ride of my life and ...

... I'm f***ed if I'm getting

off this bus now !

- Yeah, me too.

- And me.

Well that settles it.

We're all f***ed.

Thank you guys, so much ...

... if if if you're absolutely sure,

there's a little somethin' you can do for me.

Fireworks

World Outlet

The Five Tones

Seems rather fitting.

Hmm.

That wasn't good

at there was it?

Cool.

Hello.

That'll ve 299.99

plus tax.

Hmm, same as the swords.

Look, they're running.

- Holy sh*t ! Get the door !

- Oh, sh*t ! Can you drive this thing ?!

I've been driving these

things my whole life.

Come on, get in, get in !

Praiseful !

Zoil, picked up a 911

outside of prospect.

Fireworks store just got ripped off

by two British nerds in an RV.

Son of a b*tch !

According to the local, they're

on the 14th. 40 miles west of you.

Drive like a man,

you'll catch up them in 30.

Cops are standing down,

you better spin your ass around.

Roger that !

Don't make me come out there.

I'm guest of honor at the

Governor's Ball tonight ...

... I'm dressed up real nice.

Where the hell does this

You tell me ...

I don't know, you got Thermopolis,

you got Lytle Creek ...

Holy sh*t ! Moorcroft's

on the 14th.

You don' think uh ...

Son of a b*tch is going back.

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