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BLARTWhoa. Pump the brakes. // Whoa,

pffffffffft... airbag!

DIVINAExcuse me?

BLARTI sense what you’re doing...

(off her name tag)

Divina.

DIVINAWhat am I doing?

BLARTTruthfully? Being a bit

transparent.

DIVINA(confused)

I’m sorry. I don’t follow--

BLARTLook, I understand it’s the 21st

century and a woman can go after

hers just like a man.

Maya is now dying a slow death.

MAYADad, I really don’t think she was--

BLART(puts his hand up)

This is grown-up stuff, tadpole.

(back to Divina)

Look, it takes two to tango and my

dancing shoes are currently out for

repair.

DIVINASir... I’m sorry if I --

BLARTApology not needed, just know I’m

working my way through a maze of

personal fire and until the flames

of chaos subside... I’m just not

ready for public consumption.

Divina decides it’s best to just let the customer be right.

DIVINAUm... I understand, sir. Have a

great stay.

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Divina walks off.

BLART(to Maya)

It’s not just me, right? She was

relentless.

Divina, still totally confused, turns back to look one more

time.

EXT. WYNN HOTEL SOUTH VALET AREA - CONTINUOUS 1717A custom Harley Davidson MOTORCYCLE blows into the valet area

and comes to a stop. The rider takes off his helmet to

reveal...

EDUARDO FURTILLO, HEAD OF SECURITY for the Wynn Resort and

Casino. He is immaculately dressed in a GREY SUIT, with an

EAR PIECE inconspicuously tucked into his collar.

Two AGENTS from Casino Security join his side as Eduardo

confidently enters the hotel. One wears a BLACK SUIT, AGENT

PARSONS The other wears a PURPLE SUIT (like the one Henkwore,) this is AGENT JENKINS.

EXT. TERRACE CAFE (EUROPEAN POOL) - MOMENTS LATER1818Divina stands there, lost in thought. Eduardo strides up.

EDUARDO:

Hola, mi amor.

Divina, still a tad thrown, gives Eduardo a little kiss.

He senses something is off.

EDUARDO (CONT’D)

What troubles you, my pet?

DIVINAI just had the strangest exchange

with that guy over there.

Divina points to Blart.

P.O.V:
BLART EATING at a rapid clip.

EDUARDOEl Gordo?

DIVINA(this is absurd)

Yeah -- he accused me of hitting on

him.

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EDUARDO(chuckles)

Funny -- they say overweight people

use humor to achieve affection.

DIVINAYou know what? Okay, yes -- I also

heard that. // -- that makes sense.

They share a laugh, as they both look at Blart.

P.O.V:
Blart HAS PAUSED EATING, waiting for the fork to stop

VIBRATING and the LIGHT to turn off.

A VIP RECEPTIONIST arrives and clears her throat.

VIP RECEPTIONISTExcuse me, Ms. Martinez, our VIP

guest has arrived.

INT. WYNN VIP RECEPTION AREA - MOMENTS LATER1919Divina and Eduardo enter. Divina extends her hand to...

VINCENT SOFEL, 40’s, TWO DIFFERENT COLORED EYES, a three

piece suit, sits in a chair, sipping an espresso. A BRIEFCASE

sits at his feet.

Behind him is ROBINSON, mid 30’s, African American and

Vincent’s bodyguard, SCOTT, tall, black suit.

Vincent stands.

DIVINAWelcome back to the Wynn, Mr.

Sofel. We have the accommodations

you requested all ready for you.

If you need anything at all, please

don’t hesitate to call either

myself or our head of security, Mr.

Furtillo.

Divina points to Eduardo, who nods.

VINCENTYou guys took me for a lot of money

on my last visit.

DIVINAWell, I hope you’re able to turn

that around this time.

Vincent smirks.

VINCENTOh, I plan to.

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INT. WYNN BASIC SINGLE ROOM -- LATER2020Blart finishes unpacking and notices that there is one QUEEN-

SIZE BED and one folded ROLL AWAY. He calls to Maya.

BLARTI don’t know how this is an

upgrade. You take the bed, I’ll

take the roll away.

MAYA (O.S.)

Dad, this is your convention, you

can’t sleep on the roll away.

BLARTI certainly can. I once fell

asleep in a hurdler’s stretch. //

climbinga fence. // rakingleaves.

// duringa snowball fight.

MAYA (O.S.)

We’ll figure it out later. I gotta

get going.

Maya comes out wearing a ONE PIECE BATHING SUIT, with puffy

flowers. She’s holding her beach bag, and heads for the

door. Blart panics...

BLARTWhoaaa, okay, thanks for telling

me, Victoria’s secret!

(averts his eyes)

What do you think you’re wearing

young lady?

MAYAUm, a bathing suit?

BLARTMaybe for an elf // maybe for a

cabbage patch doll... how about

leaving a little to the

imagination. // leavinga little

for your wedding night.

MAYAI was going to hang out by the

pool.

BLARTNot in that.

Maya rolls her eyes, grabs a COVER UP and puts it over her

bathing suit.

MAYAFine. Then I’m going exploring.

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Maya starts for the door.

BLARTHold up. You got your extra phone

battery?

MAYAYup.

BLARTFlashlight?

MAYAAlways.

BLARTHot pepper spray?

MAYACheck.

BLARTPocket knife-key chain, window

smasher?

MAYAI do.

BLARTBaby road flares?

MAYAYes! I’ve got it all!

Finally, Blart produces a small consumer WALKIETALKIE.

BLARTHere take this. It’s set to

monitor, so I can hear everything

that’s going on.

MAYANo way -- I already feel like a

SWAT unit!

BLARTMaya, security is a mission, not an

intermission.

Blart looks long at Maya, until this sinks in...

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BLART (CONT’D)

Okay. Head on a swivel.

She exits.

INT. WYNN PRESIDENTIAL SUITE - DAY - HIGH CEILING2121We are in a beautiful, two story suite. There is a flurry of

activity as several people (NADIA, CARLOS, KIRA, and Scott)

move DIFFERENT SIZE WOODEN CRATES into the suite.

Vincent hands Robinson the BRIEFCASE he’s been carrying.

Robinson opens it and places it on the coffee table. He then

unfolds three pencil-thin COMPUTER MONITORS from the case,

revealing a KEYBOARD. We see that the briefcase has now

become an elaborate COMPUTER SYSTEM.

Robinson looks impressed. Vincent leans over Robinson’s

shoulder.

VINCENTLet’s see if I bankrolled the right

NSA agent.

Robinson hits a few keystrokes, then a PASSWORD and we see

that he’s hacked into the entire Wynn surveillance system.

ROBINSONHow’s that?

VINCENTSo far, so good.

Suddenly there is a knock at the door. All activity stops

dead.

Scott pulls a SILENCED PISTOL, puts it behind his back and

opens the door.

A Wynn security agent, HENK, enters. He wears the signature

WYNN, PURPLE SUIT with a NAME TAG and an EAR BUD.

HENKWe had a complaint about the noise.

Robinson stands and approaches the security guard. He looks

him up and down for a tense beat, then...

ROBINSONThat’s why we have you.

Vincent steps up.

VINCENTI gotta say Henk, -- nice uniform.

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