Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Page #4

And Henk, the fake security agent, smiles wide.

HENKYou don’t want to know what it took

to get the real deal.

VINCENTI don’t --

The activity once again starts. Henkwinks and...

HENKGotta get back to keeping the Wynn

Resort safe.

Henkshuts the door behind him.

Nadia, the art expert, holds up her phone as she approaches

Vincent.

NADIAThey’ve moved several of the pieces

in the last few days. Here’s the

new locations of all thirteen.

On the screen is a hi-tech “3DRENDERING” of the entire hotel

with RED DOTS marking the locations of the art. She hits

send on her phone. Vincent then gathers his troops.

VINCENTPerfect. I want to be in and out

in less than nine hours people.

Robinson holds up his phone next to Vincent’s, a timer is

CLICKING DOWN from 9:00:00... 8:59:59... 8:59:58, etc.

Robinson hits a BUTTON and the TIMER on Vincent’s phone

perfectly syncs up.

We now see the crew start to change their clothes into Wynn

“EMPLOYEES:
” Nadia (MAID), Carlos (JANITOR), Kira(TOURIST).

Even Robinson puts on a PURPLE security coat and EAR PIECE.

INT. WYNN CASINO (ENCORE CASINO) - DAY2222Blart strolls through the casino, when he hears an ERUPTION

of CHEERS at a nearby CRAPS TABLE. He weaves his way over.

BLART(to gambler)

What’s all the hoopla friend?

GAMBLER # 1(re:
dice thrower)

This guy’s crushing! I’m literally

running out of room for my chips!

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WAITRESSIt’s complimentary, sir.

BLART(keeps getting better)

Complimentary?

(signaling for all)

Then root beers around the horn!

She stares at him.

BLART (CONT’D)

(sotto)

Just one.

She exits.

BLART (CONT’D)

I have never felt more alive!

The High Roller THROWS the dice.

CRAPS DEALERSeven! Craps!

A HUGE GROAN from the crowd. Gambler # 1 GLARES at Blart.

GAMBLER # 1Boo.

The dealer turns to Blart.

CRAPS DEALERYou lost everythingBLARTBut, don’t I get --

CRAPS DEALEREverything.

Devastated, Blart stares straight ahead and slowly backs away

from the table. Just then his complimentary ROOT BEER

arrives. Blart blankly grabs the mug, CHUGS the entire thing

and slowly walks away in a daze.

EXT. WYNN SOUTH ENTRANCE LOBBY - DAY2323Still stung, Blart walks through the lobby when he sees Maya

talking to Lane at the Valet stand!

He stealthily makes his way to get a better look, when Maya

notices him.

Busted, Blart tries to get away but he just slams into a

LUGGAGE CART.

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INT. WYNN HOTEL SOUTH VALET AREA - CONTINUOUS23A23ALane notice Blart, struggling with the luggage cart.

LANEHey, is that your dad?

MAYAI wish I could say “no” right now.

(then)

I’ll be right back.

Maya leaves and approaches Blart.

MAYA (CONT’D)

Dad, are you spying on me?

BLARTSpying? No, I’m -- I just wanted

you to know something...

MAYAWhat?

Beat. Thinks.

BLARTThe door to safety swings on common

sense.

MAYAGo. Please.

BLARTMaya.

MAYADad! You are embarrassing me.

BLART(heartbroken)

Sorry you feel that way. I’ll

leave you alone.

MAYAPlease.

Maya returns to talk to Lane, as Blart walks away, crushed.

Just then, Blart is approached by SAUL GUNDERMUTT, a poorly

dressed man with a mouthful of huge VENEERS, a thick Afro of

RED HAIR and sporting large GOLD FRAMED EYE GLASSES.

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SAUL GUNDERMUTTBlart. Saul Gundermutt, head of

the Security Officers Trade

Association. I catch you at a bad

time?

BLART(recovering)

No, no, it’s a pleasure, sir.

SAUL GUNDERMUTTPleasure’s mine and I just want you

to know, I got you sitting at my

table tonight.

Blart can barely contain himself. This confirms it!

BLARTWow, I’m just so excited. I heard

rumblings....

Saul looks CONFUSED.

SAUL GUNDERMUTTRumblings?

BLART(leading)

About the keynote...

SAUL GUNDERMUTTOh... with good reason -- NickPanero’sgiving it. Great guy.

Great guard.

Blart looks gut punched. He quickly tries to cover.

BLARTYeah, no. NickPanero. Those were

the rumblings. That’s terrific.

That is SO good.

(then)

Love to meet him sometime... pick

his brain...

SAUL GUNDERMUTTLooks like your lucky day, here he

comes.

Saul nods in the direction of....

Officer NICKPANERO, 40’s, GOOFY, JITTERY wearing a MALL OF

MIAMI T-SHIRT, and Officer GINO CHIZETTI, 50’s, wearing an

ill-fitting TANK TOP. They approach Blart.

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SAUL GUNDERMUTT (CONT’D)

Blart. Officer NickPaneroand

Officer Gino Chizetti.

BLARTOfficer Manero. Nice to--

NICKPANEROHold the applesauce, hot shot. I

heard‘ayou. Rumor has it, you

thought youwere giving the keynote

tonight.

(turns to Chizetti)

He thought he was giving it.

GINO CHIZETTIYou thought you were giving it?

BLART(covering)

No. I didn’t --

NICKPANEROMan. You gotta stop bringing up

that Black Friday thing, Blart. It

was six years ago.

GINO CHIZETTIGotta let it go.

BLART(confused)

I never brought up Black Friday.

GINO CHIZETTIYa did... ya just did.

SAUL GUNDERMUTTActually, the Black Friday thing’s

why you’re here, Paul.

BLARTHmm?

SAUL GUNDERMUTTTo show some appreciation. Let you

check out the latest in security

technology and sit at the table of

honor when Nick gives the keynote.

BLARTAnd what an honor it is.

(to Nick)

I’m sorry, what did you do again?

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NICKPANERO(incredulous)

What’dI do?

GINO CHIZETTI(incredulous)

What’dhe do?

NICKPANEROLast year I thwarted a ring of

frozen yogurt thieves. You know

those punch cards where if you hit

a certain amount you get a free

yogurt?

BLARTSure.

SAUL GUNDERMUTTWe got ‘em in the mid west.

NICKPANEROWell, these animals made their own

hole-punch, and next thing you know

the place is hemorrhagingyogurt.

I had no choice but to take ‘em

down.

GINO CHIZETTITake ‘em down.

NICKPANERO(to Chizetti)

You gotta stop that.

GINO CHIZETTIYup.

SAUL GUNDERMUTTPretty impressive, huh?

BLARTYeah, bad day to be a yogurt thief.

NICKPANEROThat’s right, slingshot. Well, no

hard feelings. Tell you what.

After I bring down the house

tonight... Chizetti and I’ll take

you out for a cold one.

BLART(through the pain)

I don’t drink.

That’s when a Segway EMPLOYEE rides behind them and pulls up

to a Segway RENTAL KIOSK.

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Blart’s eyes GO WIDE. Gino Chizetti leans in...

GINO CHIZETTIHeard you’re pretty good on one of

those.

BLARTI’ve been known to dabble.

Blart jumps on the Segway...

BLART (CONT’D)

(trying to appear humble)

I really shouldn’t.

SEGWAY EMPLOYEEActually sir, you can’t. I would

need a valid driver’s license if

you want to take it for a test

drive.

Blart holds his LAMINATE in front of his face.

BLARTI think if you peep the laminate,

you’ll see I’m all access. Let me

just nudge her out of whisper mode.

Blart hits a BUTTON and the Segway gives off an acceptance

CHIRP.

SEGWAY EMPLOYEEOkay, well I see you know your way

around a p133.

BLARTI do, but this old gal’s a bit

tired... I have a modified i2commuter myself.

SEGWAY EMPLOYEEWow, that’s really cool... still

gonnaneed a valid license though.

Blart easily does a couple of quick moves. Growing in

confidence...

BLART(re:
cool move)

Whoa... THAT just took place. //

Whoa... THAT was valid.

SEGWAY EMPLOYEESir, please be careful. It’s about

weight distribution. Make sure

both hands are firmly on the grips.

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