Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Page #5

BLARTOh, really? So I’m guessing you

wouldn’t want me to do THIS!

Blart takes BOTH HANDS off the Segway and leans forward

taking off towards the Valet stand and Maya.

Blart WINKS at Maya, she’s horrified.

MAYAPlease don’t...

Blart aggressively executes a series of impressive, ONE-ARMED

SPIN MOVES, gaining speed and confidence.

Blart takes off BACKWARDS into the driveway.

The crowd is impressed, until a SHUTTLE VAN pulls up and

everyone GASPS... It’s going to DRILL Blart...

But NO! Blart pulls off the move of the century and avoids

certain disaster!!

Just as he looks over to the impressed crowd and cracks a sly

smile... he backs the Segway directly into a moving

CONVERTIBLE! Blart back flips into the back seat and the car

pulls away.

Maya’s mortified. Lane is stunned. After a beat...

LANEWell, I better get back to work.

I’m off in a half hour. Maybe I’ll

see you around.

MAYAI’d like that.

As Blart drunk-walks his way back into the valet area...

BLART(mumbling)

Shuttle van...// Still got the

laminate...

INT. WYNN BASIC SINGLE ROOM - AFTERNOON2424Blart, still in pain, lays on the ROLL AWAY. Maya enters

from the bathroom wearing a Wynn robe.

BLARTLottafun today... great fun!

MAYADad, you okay? You should really

get checked out.

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Blart musters the courage to tell her.

BLARTPumpkin, my body’s fine... it’s my

ego that took a hit. Turns out I’m

not giving the keynote tonight.

Maya feels terrible.

MAYAWell you know what? You should

call a cop, because you got robbed.

BLARTThanks kitten... but technically I

wouldn’t need a cop --

MAYAIt’s a figure of speech, daddy.

BLART:

I know, it’s just, cops think

they’re all that. Don’t like it.

Do not... like it.

Blart checks his WATCH.

BLART (CONT’D)

Whoa, we got a meet-and-greet in

fifteen... we should get a move on.

Blart painfully gets off the roll away.

MAYAAs exciting as that sounds, I think

I’m just gonnatake a bath and a

nap. I’m kindatired.

BLART(a bit hurt)

Sure. Right. You should get some

rest.

(beat)

I’ll come back to get you for

dinner at Bartolotta. We have

reservations at six. It’s supposed

to be the real deal.

MAYA(short)

Gotcha.

Blart deflates, opens the door.

MAYA (CONT’D)

Hey dad...

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MAYA (CONT’D)

Sorry about the speech. I’ll see

you later. I love you.

She gives Blart a KISS and heads into the bathroom. He can’t

help but SMILE.

EXT. EUROPEAN POOL/ CABANA BAR - AFTERNOON2525Blart stands with Gino and Donna listening to Nick. They all

hold FRUITY DRINKS.

NICKPANEROSo I got this one kid against the

wall and I turn to the other and

say, “hand over the yogurt.” It

was over that fast. Lights out.

GINO CHIZETTILights out.

(turns to Blart)

Hey, how much you pay for your

belt?

BLART(confused)

Um... I don’t know it was a gift.

GINO CHIZETTIYou gotta guy? ‘Cause I gotta guy.

BLARTA belt guy? No, I don’t have a

belt guy.

Just then an older, Indian man, KHAN MUBI, joins the group.

As he greets each one of them, he HUGS them...

KHAN MUBIKhan Mubi. Nice to meet.

(hug)

Khan Mubi. Nice to meet.

(hug)

Khan Mubi. Nice to meet.

Blart takes the hug.

BLARTThank you. It’s been one heck of a

day. That embrace helped.

Khan pulls Blart in for ANOTHER hug.

BLART (CONT’D)

Yup. First one warmed me up... but

this one brought it home.

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Khan releases the hug.

BLART (CONT’D)

We should probably go...

They all make their way into the...

INT. ENCORE CONVENTION HALL - MOMENTS LATER2626Where many KIOSKS are set up under banners...“NON-LETHAL

WEAPONS... ETC.” Blart is impressed.

BLARTWow...

INT. WYNN BASIC SINGLE BATHROOM - SAME2727Maya lights a CANDLE and sets it on the edge of the tub. She

takes out her acceptance letter, sits and reads it again.

She is interrupted by her phone BEEPING. It’s a text from

Lane.

ON SCREEN:
A PICTURE of Lane with the text, “Pool Bar.”

EXT. WYNN ASIAN SCULPTURE HALLWAY - SAME2828An incredible ASIAN SCULPTURE is being admired by two

TOURISTS. Nearby, an attractive WOMAN drops her PURSE,

scattering her belongings onto the floor. We’ve seen her

before in the presidential suite, her name is Kira.

KIRAOh, no!

As soon as the tourists move over to help her, Robinson,

dressed as purple coated security, takes out a REPLICA DOME

and hits “play.”

ON SCREEN:
A VIDEO OF THE ASIAN SCULPTURE HALLWAY.

He quickly moves under the SECURITY CAMERA and ATTACHES the

replica dome, so it’s broadcasting what’s playing in a 360

degree field of view.

He then holds out what looks like a hand held metal detector.

A BLUE LIGHT emits from the device and SCANS the glass case.

A light on the back of the device turns GREEN.

Robinson then NODS to Kira. She nods back and Robinson moves

off.

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INT. ENCORE CONVENTION HALL "F" - SAME2929Blart, Khan, Gino and Donna move to the first kiosk where REP

#1 lifts up what looks like a SAWED OFF SHOTGUN. Nick heads

off in a different direction.

REP #1I’d like to introduce you to “The

Big Sticky Mess,” a sawed off

shotgun that shoots glue foam. You

get this on you and it’s stickier

than a work shoe in an IHOPbathroom.

The group moves to the NEXT KIOSK: Blart greets REP #2.

BLARTWhat’s the latest, friend?

REP #2Marbles... you release this tie,

and two hundred marbles are at your

disposal. It’s your best answer to

crowd control. You can’t run with

these under your feet. Heck, you

can’t even stand.

THE NEXT KIOSK:
REP #3 shows them what looks like a...

BLARTFlashlight?

REP #3Nope. The VitruSonic Taser.

Renders your assailant

incapacitated for five seconds at a

time.

The group walks along, when Blart notices...

THE KIOSK ACROSS THE WAY: Saul Gundermutt attends to a large

CURTAINED BOX. Blart drifts away from the group and up to

Saul.

SAUL GUNDERMUTTHey Paul.

BLARTHey Saul. What’chagot there?

SAUL GUNDERMUTTIt’s getting revealed tomorrow at

the luncheon. It’s a prototype.

Not supposed to show anybody.

(looks around)

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