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But since you’re into gyro-

performance vehicles.... takea

gander.

Saul peels back the curtain. We don’t see what Blart sees.

SAUL GUNDERMUTT (CONT’D)

Things will never be the same.

Blart is shaken to the core.

NEXT KIOSK:
Blart, still processing what he just saw,

rejoins the group.

REP #4When it’s time to make them pay the

price, reach for “The Finisher,” *

the most effective, non-lethal bean

bag firearm on the market.

The officers are impressed. The Rep turns to Blart.

REP #4 (CONT’D)

Why don’t you take her for a spin.

BLARTMe? Um... sure.

The Rep hands the gun to Blart who takes careful aim. There

are FOUR TARGETS set up.

Blart fires off four quick shots... MISS. MISS. MISS. MISS.

We hear a CHUCKLE off screen. The group turns to reveal...

Eduardo, Agent Parsons (black coat) and Agent Jenkins (purple

coat).

EDUARDOPaul Blart, Mall Cop.

BLARTYes sir.

EDUARDOEduardo Furtillo, Headof Security

for the Wynn Resort and Casino..

BLARTOh, nice to meet a fellow brother

in arms.

(then, to his group)

Fun fact for ya. You may notice

that Mr. Furtillo here, being the

head of security is in a grey coat.

While... I’m sorry son, I didn’t

get your name.

SAUL GUNDERMUTT (CONT'D)

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The security agent next to Eduardo speaks.

AGENT JENKINSJenkins.

BLARTWhile Jenkins here is wearing a

purple coat. See, they have a

hierarchy of coat colors based on

their security responsibilities...

Grey, black, pine, and then

finally... purple.

(to Jenkins)

Sorry. No offense.

AGENT JENKINSYou’re wearing a polyestershirt

with spanxunderneath.

BLARTYep. Good catch. // Today I am...

yes.

(then, to Eduardo)

By the way, as a professional

courtesy, happy to keep my eyes

peeled for any irregularities while

I’m here.

JENKINSOh, I think we’re good.

BLARTYou’re great, the best -- just

honoring the code of the badge. If

you’re ever in my barn, I hope

you’d do the same.

EDUARDO(to Jenkins)

He’s adorable, right?

Jenkins and Parsons share a laugh.

EDUARDO (CONT’D)

(back to Blart)

I see you admiring the “non

lethals”. Guess they don’t trust

you with the real stuff. I mean

what are you really “guarding”

anyway? Cell phone covers and

Cinnabon?

BLARTWell, there’s also three ATM’s and

a Dave and Buster’s, so --

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EDUARDOHey.

(motions to Blart)

Closer. Gonna let you in on a

little secret. Since I was named

head of security five years ago, we

have not had so much as a towel go

missing. The Wynn hotel is the

most secure place in the entire

world.

Without breaking eye contact, Eduardo GRABS the bean bag gun

and fires off FOUR SHOTS with one hand, KNOCKING DOWN all

four targets.

EDUARDO (CONT’D)

We don’t need your help, amateur

hour. But please, have fun at your

little get together tonight.

Eduardo drops the bean bag gun and walks away. Blart turns

to the group.

BLARTWow, that was impressive. And is

it me, or did he smell like tobacco

and vanilla?

INT. WYNN BASIC SINGLE ROOM - AFTERNOON3030Blart enters his hotel room.

BLARMaya... you still in the bath?

(knocks on door)

Sunshine?

Concerned, Blart opens the door to find... the BATHTUB

FILLED, candles STILL LIT, her ROBE lying on the floor.

BUT NO MAYA!

He grabs the phone in the bathroom.

BLARTGET ME SECURITY!

EXT. ENCORE BEACH CLUB POOL BAR - AFTERNOON3131As several youngpeople hang out, wefindMayaand Lane each

enjoy a SODA.

LANEIt’s so cool you got into UCLA.

You must be stoked.

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MAYANot really. I haven’t been able to

tell my dad.

LANEWhy not? It’s huge. Don’t you

think he’ll be excited?

MAYAI’m not sure he could handle it.

LANEReally? My parents were thrilled

when I got my GED.

MAYAWow, that’s so cool your parents

support you like that.

LANEYup. Third time was the charm.

They laugh. Then...

LANE (CONT’D)

I’m not kidding.

Maya looks down at her phone and sees: MISSED CALL DAD

MAYAOh no. I gotta go... I’m supposed

to meet my dad for dinner.

LANECool. Maybe I’ll see you later?

MAYA(smiles)

Hope so.

Maya exits.

OMITTED3232INT. WYNN HOTEL STANDARD ROOM - LATER3333Eduardo walks, flanked by Agent Parsons and Agent Jenkins.

Behind them are two LAS VEGAS POLICE OFFICERS. They all

enter.

BLARTMy daughter’s missing and she’s not

answering her phone!

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EDUARDOMr. Blart, I want you to know that

we willget to the bottom of this

despite our differences.

BLART(confused)

Differences?

They move quickly into the BATHROOM.

INT. WYNN BASIC SINGLE ROOM BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS3434They crowd in and survey the room. The FULL BATH. The LIT

CANDLES. ROBE on floor.

POLICE OFFICER #1Alright, could she have filled the

tub, then decided to do something

else?

BLARTNo! Not a chance. She wouldn’t

leave the candles lit -- Maya knows

about fire safety.

POLICE OFFICER #2We need to establish motive. Do

you have a lot of money?

BLARTDefine a lot?

POLICE OFFICER #2Any?

BLARTNo. Not really.

POLICE OFFICER #2Are you an important man?

BLARTDepends who you ask.

The cops look to Eduardo who SHAKES HIS HEAD... “No.”

POLICE OFFICER #2Could it be a domestic situation?

Your wife was angry--

BLARTI’m not married.

POLICE OFFICER #2Your girlfriend found out you-- ?

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BLARTNo girlfriend.

POLICE OFFICER #1(writing on note pad)

Ooof, does anybody love you?

BLARTYes. My daughter! And she’s been

kidnapped!!!

POLICE OFFICER #1You know, since she’s an adult, we

normally don’t file a missing

persons report until they’ve been

gone 24 hours.

The ROOM PHONE rings.

BLARTLet me tell you something... I’ve

been in the security game for over

16 years and I have seen things you

would notcomprehend, and if

there’s one thing I DO know it’s

the first five hours are

critical...

(rings again)

Understand this -- we are pulling

the trigger, boys. Now, I’m gonnaneed you to establish a perimeter

and lock down the premises.

The room phone RINGS yet again.

EDUARDOYou going to answer that?

Blart quickly moves to the phone...

BLARTWe’re losing precious time!

(answers)

This is Officer Blart, I need to

keep this line ope--

Blart slowly turns away from the group and speaks quietly.

BLART (CONT’D)

(into phone)

I see. Yep. Mmmhmm. Yes. Okay,

we’ll talk about it in a minute.

I’m not gonnaget into it now.

He HANGS UP the phone.

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BLART (CONT’D)

Yeah, that was my daughter. She’s

calling from the restaurant.

Muffled LAUGHS.

EDUARDOMy agents are highly trained

professionals that donothave time

to let you play out your little

fantasies about being a realcop,

Mr. Blart.

BLARTI can see that.

Eduardo exits.

BLART (CONT’D)

(meekly)

It’s... Officer.

The rest of the GROUP files out.

Blart grabs his ROOM KEY, and notices Maya’s LETTER OF

ACCEPTANCE from UCLAhanging out of the robe pocket. He

reads it and looks devastated.

INT. WYNN / VAN GOGH AREA - LATE AFTERNOON3535The VAN GOGH PAINTING sits inside an ACRYLIC CASE in a

special area of the casino.

Robinson arrives. He looks to a “JANITOR,” Carlos, and nods.

The janitor sits a topa large FLOOR VACUUM. Hebegins to

driveit in front of the exhibit.*

Kiraarrives and sees the vacuum. She turns to a few *

TOURISTS.*

KIRA*

I guess we have to go this way.*

Kirastarts to walk away from the Van Gogh. The other *

tourists follow her.*

With the coast clear, Robinson places the SECURITY DOME *

REPLICA over the security camera monitoring the Van Gogh.

He then SCANS the glass case holding the painting. Instead

of green, the light on the device is now RED.

He looks concerned at seeing the red light and moves off.*

INT. BARTOLOTTA- LATE AFTERNOON3636Blart rushes to the table where Maya sits, waiting for him.

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