Pawn Shop Chronicles Page #7

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Every single minute!

I just got one thing to say,

that's God bless America

and long live the King!

Elvis! Elvis! Elvis!

The King lives on.

- That was amazing.

- Well, thank you, sir.

- Thank you very much.

- Just amazing.

Thank you, sir! Thank

you very, very much.

Say, I just wanted to ask you.

What's with these here flag ladies?

They done smell like sh*t.

I thought they were

with your show.

Oh, that's right. They

are part of my deal.

- Yeah, I bring them along with me.

- Speaking of deals,

how would you like to join

Jerry Cleveland Enterprises?

We do shows for county fairs

in eight states

throughout the Southeast.

And it pays.

Why, yes, sir, I would.

I would, indeed.

Yes, I would! I would!

Thank you very much, sir.

I made it! I made it!

- Hey, handsome.

- Howdy.

I caught your show. I

was pretty impressed.

Well, thank you.

Thank you very much.

So listen, I'm sorry about

all that stuff I said.

- Are you now?

- Let's get outta here.

- Where we gonna go?

- Let's go home, baby.

I am home. This is my home.

That's my home.

Open road is my home

'cause I'm signed on with

Jerry Cleveland Enterprises.

I may be doing at least

eight shows a week.

I'm gonna get paid money.

Real money.

- Whoo!

- You're just gonna leave me here?

That's right. Like

you done did to me.

I'm just gonna leave

you right here.

But you're gonna be

just fine, sweetheart.

You know why? 'Cause you got

something that I don't.

- What's that?

- A kitty cat. Whoo!

Well, I can find a man

and a place to stay

in five minutes.

All right. Whoa. Nothing.

That's freaky.

Okay. Take all the

time you need!

I hear you're looking

for a place to stay.

I've got an open spot

if you need a few days

to get your feet

back on the ground.

Well, thank you.

I think I just might have

to take you up on that.

Are you okay?

What happened to you?

Just a little accident.

Ladies, I've been

looking for you.

Why don't you go and

get in the van?

Don't worry. You

can ride up front.

What do you mean you ain't

never ate a tater tot?

I don't

believe in them.

Believe in them..

Christ's name.

Some people don't believe

in God or the tooth fairy.

You think you have the right to

dismiss the existence of tater tots.

Every freezer section, every grocery

across this nation has tater tots.

I do not believe in eating

processed potatoes.

Well, ain't that something?

Sometimes you come in here eating

pickled pig's ass out of a jar.

But now.. now you too

good for tater tots.

- Now I've heard everything.

- Oh.

You know what?

Speaking of pickled pig's ass..

I'd better be getting on home

before my old lady

get to raising sand.

Go on, now.

Okay, then. I'll see

you in the morning.

God willing.

- Hi there.

- How can I help you today?

Hi. How can I help you?

I'm just looking for

a baseball bat.

Yeah, I got one of them.

I don't know. It's

here somewhere.

I got one of them right here.

That's the one I got.

It's the only one I got.

Right there. That'll be $7.

Yeah? This should work.

- Yep.

- Yeah.

- Take a look at my truck out there.

- Oh.

You like it?

Hey, whoa..

You think you can just

get rid of your car

and I wouldn't be

able to find ya?

There's only, like.. five

people in this whole town!

You got to understand

something..

Oh! Don't do that. Sh*t!

Nobody flips me..

Get off!

Oh, sh*t! Ow.

Sh*t.

Oh, you sick little midget.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Don't do it, Alton.

- Hell, you..

- He ain't worth going to prison for.

If I bury him deep enough,

nobody will know better.

Come on, man. Ain't you never

seen "Forensics Files"?

They can find molecules

of your ass hair

and poop on stuff I ain't

even heard of before.

- What the hell are you talking about?

- I don't know.

I just know that they

always find the killer.

Don't do it. Come on.

You get your ass outta here.

All right?

Unless you got a piece of

yellow brick road to pawn,

don't you come back

around here again.

Fine.

I'm three weeks late for a

business meeting in Atlanta

because of you anyway.

- Oh, Jesus.

- Damn.

What in the hell was that about?

It's a long story.

I gave him the finger.

He's been stalking

me ever since.

Well, I guess it's

a short story.

Sh*t.

Hey, how much you

give me on this?

Uh.. let me see.

I'll give you 40.

Sold.

Here.

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