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You're way more special.

How the f*** am I special?

You know how to love.

God, you'd think I asked you

to kill someone.

You offered to do something for me.

I told you what I wanted,

but you're not obliged.

Ana,

if you want,

I can give you some money.

You really don't get it!

I really like you.

I want you to be happy!

You deserve it.

And Miha feels like a sister to me.

Do you believe me?

Yes.

Do you believe in God?

What?

Do you believe in God or something?

Of course I do.

Do you go to church?

Sometimes.

And you?

Every Sunday.

It's the only place I feel at peace.

There's someone who hears me.

You go to confession?

No, not that.

I can't stand priests.

It's just a feeling.

You remind me of an old classmate.

He was very religious.

We called him the Fanatic.

He spent all his time at church.

He was always preaching to us.

Nonstop.

He always went

to the monastery in Sambata.

Isn't that near Fagaras?

Yeah, he went there all the time.

He wanted us to go there with him.

But I was busy that weekend.

I went out to do an errand

at an all-night store,

and guess who I saw?

- Who?

- The Fanatic.

He said he hadn't gone

because it was too cold.

He was scared he'd catch a cold.

It was too cold!

That's it.

That's it?

I was just talking about faith.

Yeah, but I'm not a fanatic.

Well, you kinda remind me

of him, faith-wise.

How's that?

Well...

Never mind.

So you think I'm a hypocrite?

A hypo-what?

A hypocrite?

What's that?

Are you mocking me?

Yeah.

No. I really don't know.

Maybe it wasn't an accident.

What do you mean?

How do you know

it was an accident?

What're you doing?

Trying to make me feel better?

You know what they say:

You only see what you wanna see.

Right?

Maybe.

- Whatever...

- Or maybe not.

Can I tell you something?

But don't get mad.

Go ahead.

I think you're a bit naive

and you trust Miha too much.

She manipulates you.

Don't you see it?

That's not true.

It doesn't concern you anyway.

- What're getting at?

- I just want to help you.

Well, you're not.

You hardly know me.

What gives you the right to say that?

Alright, fine.

But watch out for P*ssy!

P*ssy who?

You don't know a P*ssy?

No.

Does Miha?

I don't know

all her girlfriends' names.

Who's this P*ssy?

Acting mysterious again...

It's very annoying.

Maybe P*ssy's a man.

How's it going here?

Did I frighten you?

Very much!

Let me introduce you.

This is lonut.

I'm going for a walk in the woods.

If you wanna come...

Catch anything?

Not really.

Violeta says you throw the fish back.

What?

She said you throw them back.

Sometimes.

But who said that?

Violeta.

Oh, she said that...

You must make a good living.

Violeta is really special!

So how was it?

Great!

I got some flowers!

You must tell Mihai you have

a lover.

He loves you.

Don't treat him like this.

Are you insane?

Did I ask for your f***ing advice?

If you don't tell him, I will.

You'll what?

I'll tell him about P*ssy.

What is this game?

What do you want from us?

I saw you come on to him.

And even if we haven't made love...

You make a great couple

and he really loves you.

He'd do anything for you.

And look how you treat him!

Listen, Miss Know-It-All,

Mihai is my lover

and P*ssy is my husband.

Know what I mean?

- Does Mihai know?

- Yes.

And P*ssy?

Yes.

So P*ssy doesn't...

He doesn't know.

We must find a way to tell him.

Why the f*** are you telling me

what to do?

Our meeting was no accident.

Yes, it was.

You're crazy!

Maybe, but not anymore

than anyone else.

Are you gonna choose Mihai?

If not, I will.

Meaning?

Meaning, I'll f*** him.

The f*** you will.

We'll see.

You've known each other long?

No...

But she has a big heart.

I understand you, man.

What do you mean by that?

Mind if I sit a while?

No.

But what'd you mean by that?

Nothing.

It's just an expression.

Want some?

No.

So Mr. Mihai,

what if they found

an antidote to death?

With all they know about DNA,

it's possible.

They could make you young again.

We should all vote on a referendum

to stay forever young

and ban any new births.

Except...

in the event someone dies.

Or it could be kept a secret,

and only a few important people,

like scientists, would stay young.

It's possible.

I know you're keeping

something from me!

What do you mean?

What do I mean?

The accident.

Did Mihai tell you?

What do you want, money?

How much?

How much do you want?

Do you realize

what a special day it's been?

It's a gift from God,

and we should feel blessed.

Spare me the God stuff.

If you'd really like

to give me something,

there is one thing.

Tell me.

Let me touch you.

F*** off!

Listen,

why're you acting like that?

What're you afraid of?

Believe me,

I'm better at it than any guy.

And we're friends, aren't we?

Are you serious?

You'll forget about the accident?

And P*ssy?

I'm your friend, for God's sake!

I found another beer.

Great!

Any clean glasses?

We'll drink from the bottle.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Nice 'n cold.

No, thanks. I'm driving.

Yeah, you better not!

Make some room for me.

Right here.

Don't hog it, give me some!

Did you get some sun?

A little.

So how did it really happen?

What?

The accident.

Carelessness on our part.

We were

fighting or talking...

The usual crap.

We were in complete shock!

More beer?

More beer, Ana?

What? Sorry!

No thanks, no more for me.

So you feel bad, huh?

Let's just imagine...

there was no accident.

Really!

Maybe I'd already been hit.

Or maybe I threw myself

in front of your car.

In the end, you don't even know.

Well, all's well that ends well!

You're right.

I've had a super-special day.

God be blessed!

Know what I mean?

Are we staying much longer?

A bit longer.

I'm going into the woods.

Anyone wanna come along?

Wanna come?

Maybe later.

F***ing c*nt!

Lecturing us!

What does she want?

Nothing, sweetie.

She's just having a good time

and enjoying the attention.

She's pissed me off all day.

What'd you talk about?

I told her it was my fault

and I apologized.

She said not to worry about it,

she had a great time.

She's full of sh*t.

It's over now.

- We'll be home in an hour.

- What the f*** does he want?

Nothing.

What are we, f***ing therapists?

Don't drink from the same bottle!

Why not?

Maybe she gave him a blowj*b.

She didn't give him a blowj*b,

just so you know.

So you're bosom buddies now.

Sharing secrets and...

Walking in the woods...

Are you paranoid?

You keep insisting

she's manipulating us, lying to us.

You think we did things together?

- I saw you two.

- What'd you see?

Tell me.

She was all over you.

You're crazy.

What do you mean?

She was coming on to you.

What're you talking about?

And you liked it.

You're f***ing imagining things!

I simply talked with her.

I tried to be nice.

And you accuse me

of coming on to her!

Cut the crap!

You're just trying to

unload your guilty feelings on me.

- Let me talk.

- I have...

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