Peter And Vandy Page #4

we are all set.

Ooh I am gonna grab a couple of

these.

This is a great night for you.

Congrats.

I think I am going to buy one of

these pictures. Portraits.

I don't want you to buy one of

these paintings.

No I would like to.

Okay if you - whatever - if you

see a painting and you like it,

great.

Is that a problem?

I don't want you to buy one to

be nice.

Why not?

'Cause that's insulting.

What?

Nothing. You know what, you've

got a lot of people you need to

talk to tonight

so I think that I am gonna go.

No Andrew I want to know.

If you're angry you can tell me.

I know, I know.

No, you know it was my bad. It

was my bad so, uh, this is your

night,

you know actually no, it is my

bad, that was my bad.

I'll stop by your office

tomorrow afternoon, okay?

We can get lunch or something.

I can't I start jury duty

tomorrow.

That's right.

Sorry.

Hey.

Hey. Uh, Peter.

Yeah. Hello Vandy.

How's it going?

Umm, not so bad.

Good to hear. Alright well, it

was good seeing ya.

You still on that case?

Almost done.

Awesome. Listen Vandy, this is

going to sound a little out of

nowhere but uh,

Before you say anything I should

tell you I'm dating someone.

Okay. I wasn't going to ask you

out on a date.

Oh.

But you're not that far off

base. I told you this was out of

nowhere, we only met once,

but I have something for you.

Oh?

It's not like it's a body part

or something, okay, I'm not a

stalker or a.

And I realize that you're dating

someone, that's fine, but you'll

see it's really nothing.

Here it is. It's the crossword

puzzle from two days ago.

I was doing it and there was

this clue "Southern university

for short,"

and the answer was Vandy. Short

for Vanderbilt.

I actually finished that puzzle

and Vandy was one of the last

ones I filled out

and I was like, 'Hey!' And truth

be told you'd run through my

mind more than a few times

since that day I met you and uh,

and then the puzzle so I took a

chance.

I thought you said you finished

it.

Yeah. I, well I picked up a new

one at the deli.

That way you can just fill out

Vandy, or the whole thing, or

leave it blank,

or crumple it up and put it in

the garbage like you're probably

going to.

It was just a random thing. I

thought of you when I saw it

and I understand that you're.

I'm sorry.

No there's no need to apologize.

This is. Thank you.

Well uh, I, I should go.

No, yeah, yeah of course.

Giving up that easily?

Do you like Indian food?

Yeah.

Okay do you know that street

with all the Indian restaurants

on it?

Curry Row?

Yes. Curry Row. Would you like

to go to one of those places

with me?

Which one?

Hi.

Hi.

Did you design this?

Uh yeah, it was actually my idea

to make the whole thing entirely

out of glass.

Oh cool.

No I'm kidding I just make the

models. No I hate those glass

pieces of sh*t.

Really?

Yeah. But that's all they make

so, they're everywhere.

Yeah, no I can't stand the sight

of them.

I'm Michelle.

Hi Michelle.

So you really enjoy working

here.

I do actually. I'm kidding. No

I'm actually interviewing but

don't say anything.

Oh I won't. I just started

here.

Oh yeah?

Do you know of any good places

to eat around here?

I was looking for like a really

good BBQ place.

Oh well I don't know of a lot of

really good BBQ places around

here,

but there's a great barbeque

place that's not so far away.

Are you making fun of me?

You're lucky you're funny.

Thank you I uh, I like making

people LOL.

Oh my god, whatever.

Let me, let me help you with

those.

I seriously think I got it.

No no I can take them. I'll just

take them to the files.

I've got it really.

Just give me some of the files.

Alright, four whiskies.

I can't, I gotta go.

Come on!

It's mine an Marissa's

anniversary tomorrow.

To Paul and.

Marissa, her name is Marissa.

I'm joking, I'm joking.

I'm telling her. All that sh*t

you said, I'm telling her.

Woah, woah, woah, you and

Marissa are okay, right?

Yeah man.

Well what we were talking about

last week.

I mea, don't worry about it.

Well I just didn't want to toast

if you guys.

We're fine man, don't worry

about it.

Cool, cool. Cheers.

Forget about it.

Okay. You guys are not splitting

up. You guys are going to stay

together.

Yes. And could you pretend that

I didn't say anything to you.

Yeah. Yes I can.

'Cause you know she can.

I do. Good, oh good. I am so

happy. That is f***ing awesome.

Okay, okay.

No I'm serious. When you're

with someone it always comes to

that point

where you just gotta work

through that stuff.

I got it man, I got it, I got

it. How you doing?

I'm a little f***ed up.

I'm sorry I'm acting like a

douche bag.

Keith? Keith. Keith!

Is that Keith?

Keith? How are you?

I'm sorry, I'm not -

How is everyone? How's Delia?

I don't know what you're talking

about.

Have you talked to Vandy?

No I haven't talked to Vandy.

Will you just tell Emma to tell

her, I was trying to tell her

but she just won't.

It wasn't about this other

person, okay? It was all

HeY listen man, I'm not

No no, it was about us and our

sh*t, and that's even what she

was saying -

Did she? Oh really?

And I didn't even f***ing sleep

with the other person -

You didn't?

No! No.

You didn't sleep with her?

No I did not!

And she - You slept with her?

No I did not

Yes you did.

I - Keith

I can tell he did

Listen Keith you know me, I

wouldn't sleep with anybody.

She wouldn't listen to me.

Dude listen to me.

What?

I'm not Keith. I'm not Keith.

I don't know you.

That ain't Keith.

Am I losing my mind?

That guy looks a lot like Keith.

He looks a lot like him but

that's not Keith.

He looks like Keith.

He looks exactly like Keith!

I'm really sorry man.

It's cool.

I'm sorry that was f***ed up

though.

Yeah that was a little f***ed

up, umm I didn't know how that

was going to work out.

Yeah well I swear to God you

look exactly like my

brother-in-law,

or this guy who was going to be

my brother-in-law.

He looks like him.

Wow. Okay. That is. Wow.

That guys was f***ing with me.

No he wasn't you were f***ing

with him. He told you he wasn't

Keith.

He pretended to be Keith.

He wasn't pretending.

He was pretending.

Sit your ass down, what's wrong

with you.

Hey hey hey hey hey

You wish you were Keith. Keith's

a pretty f***ing cool guy.

I got an email from my mom

saying that Highheeled Shoes is

a terrific movie

and that we should see it.

That's the one with the southern

bell with five southern bell

daughters.

Interested?

I'd rather have my scrotum

nailed to a chair.

Oh she also wanted to know if

you wanted to make that stuffing

for Thanksgiving again.

Does she need to know now?

Well do you want to make it

or... uh she needs to

going to take my dad to the

dermatologist and it's right

next to the specialty store

where was going to order some of

Can I just call her?

Yeah

Time for bed.

I'm not ready for bed.

Come on we've got a big day

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