Phir Hera Pheri Page #10

- Three crores?

"Will we be able to settle

our dues, Raju?"

We will be able to settle

all our dues.

Whatever will be left.

From the remaining money I

will sell incense sticks.

Did you tell a joke?

Go to sleep. Think you have

become a millionaire.

And sleep properly.

Con game again a con game.

Con game again a con game.

Have seen the roubles of Russia.

Have seen the yens of Japan.

Have seen the euros of Europe.

Have seen the American

dollars of America.

Even then this heart desires

the Indian rupee.

I love rupee! Rupee!

Just the rupee!

'Love rupees, rupees!"

Have seen the roubles of Russia.

Have seen the yens of Japan.

Have seen the euros of Europe.

Have seen the American

dollars of America.

Even then this heart

desires the rupee.

'I love rupees, rupees, rupees."

'I love rupees, rupees, rupees."

Con game again a con game.

Con game again a con game.

Con game again a con game.

Raju give me my money!

I will kill you.

'Speak softly, softly!"

Even the walls have ears.

Speak softly.

What happened?

"You speak a little louder,

I cannot hear anything."

"I dreamt that Raju ran away

with my money, that thief."

Anyways the dreams that you see

at 5' O clock always become true.

Even I had a dream in the morning...

...that you are running away with...

...my money and I am murdering you.

What are you saying?

That means Raju is murdered and...

...you will be sentenced to death.

That will mean that all the

money will be only mine.

Just keep quiet.

"Hey Shinde, hey Mhatre, all

you gentleman come here."

"Bhai, this guy with the loincloth

seems to be very excited!"

I will make it entirely AC.

The entire toilet will be made AC.

And the tumbler will

be made up of silver.

I will make the entire chawl AC.

Has he stolen our goods?

This black spectacle

and white pigeon!

What will he rob?

If anything happens

in the neighbourhood.

He is the first one to get scared.

All the females come forward.

From today no female will have to

stand in the queue for water.

I am going to put three

taps in everyone's house.

3 taps.

- Yes.

The one who wants to take

bath with hot water?

Will use the hot water tap.

The others will use

the coldwater tap.

And the third tap?

- There won't be water in that.

And those who don't

want to take a bath.

They will sit below the 3rd tap.

You fool.

Is it your father's marriage?

"Yes, my father married and

that is why I was born."

Not like you.

We have to give money to that lisp

guy till evening and this Babu-bhaiya...

'Get up Raju, Raju..."

I had a very bad dream

that Babu-bhai...

...was telling everyone in the

chawl before we got the money.

He is really telling everyone

in front of the whole chawl.

What are you saying?

Yes I am saying lets wrap

everything and leave from here.

Or else the police will catch us.

Stop him.

I will take care

of everything here. You go.

Don't create chaos in public.

You have just robbed the

change from the temple.

You change stealer!

I have not robbed from the temple.

I have robbed a thief's house.

Should I say what I did yesterday?

'Babu-bhaiya, Babu-bhaiya if you..."

...have won a lottery

of five thousand...

...there is no need to shout and

tell the everyone about it.

He has lost it by winning

5000 rupees.

Listen to this! In 5000 rupees he

wants to put 3 taps. That drunkard!

Bring him here.

You loincloth stealer!

'Babu-bhaiya, what are you doing?"

The child is not even born and you...

...are also celebrating his birthday

in front of the whole society.

Child? So you are going

to have a child?

But Raju when did he get married?

"He did not get married,

you stupid person."

We have not even got the cash...

...and you have even

enjoying yourself.

Where did you bring this pizza from?

Domino's has a scheme that if it...

...doesn't come in 30 minutes

then you get it free.

So I got it!

That means he got it

after 30 minutes.

"No, no. He had come

in twenty minutes."

I kept hiding from him.

I didn't come in front of him.

He kept looking for

me here and there.

As soon as 30 minutes passed

I came in front of him.

I told him give me my free pizza.

Then I will also eat it free.

"Yes, both of you sit here

and enjoy yourself."

And I will go and do all the work.

I will sell the goods

to the junk seller.

Get the deal done fast!

Today is the last day...

...and we have to pay

back that lisp guy...

I am only taking the

sample along with me.

And staple the mouth of this fool.

Loincloth stealer!

Let's go. - Loin cloth stealer!

He is the one!

Come tomorrow. The gun guy.

'Bhai, Kachra Seth."

"Yes tell me, Kachra Seth.

- That gun guy has come."

Do one thing. Sit on your bike

and come here.

Till then I will take care of him...

Okay. Come on.

This is a very nice product.

"Take this, 5000.

- This is only the sample, sir."

I have hundreds of kilos of it.

Hundreds of kilos?

That means you have goods

worth 2 to 3 crores.

Do you have a field of drugs?

"The goods are ready,

where is the cash?"

What are you saying?

Does anybody keep two crores

in the junk shop.

'Do one thing, you call me."

This is my mobile number.

Call me at 4 o'clock.

Eena... Meena... Deeka.

How do you know the names

of all my three daughters?

They study in my college.

Hey! But they study in

the third standard.

Listen to me... listen... listen.

"Leena-ji, Tina-ji, Meena-ji,

at least listen to me."

Meena-ji.

Why are you after me?

- I am interested in you.

- What?

I mean that I have to give you

money. And even the interest.

Listen to me... where are you going?

There is sea there.

Whether I go in the sea or the

well? Why do you bother?

Hey see that!

Hey pretty woman! Where is

your brother? - You people.

"If I will hit you, you will

forget all your nonsense."

Understood!

- Hey you.

'Let it be, let it be."

Did you recognize? He

is that mad lover.

First he swindled twenty lakh

rupees from the girls brother.

And now when our Tiwari boss

had the girl kidnapped.

Then he came in front of him and...

...says that you can take my life

but please spare this girl.

If he doesn't give the

money till the...

...evening then he won't be spared.

So this is your reality?

No. I am not like that.

Like the way you think I am.

This is because I had

become a bit greedy.

I got stuck because

of all the money.

Sorry because of me you and your...

...family members have been troubled.

"Today evening, everything

will be all right."

I am sorry.

I apologise.

I don't think that you

will forgive me.

"Leena, Meena, Tina whatever

your name is."

Listen.

- Yes.

Second of all my name is Anjali.

'I am sorry, Anjali-ji."

Second thing? Then what

was the first thing?

"That, when are you

returning my money?"

Which money?

But I don't have change.

The spicy snacks of this place

are famous in whole Mumbai.

Should we go?

I am feeling shy. Come.

How many desires...

'Have aroused for you, my beloved."

How many desires...

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