Phir Hera Pheri Page #9

left we will sell it.

"What fifty, fifty? But don't

tell Pappu about it."

I will not tell him.

"Idiot, where are the

other three guns?"

Which three guns?

You asked for 15 I got 17.

These three guns!

These three guns. Their value is...

...crores of rupees in

the international...

"...market. Where is it,

tell me? Where is it?"

"I will show you, where

is it? Tell me."

"Boss, I will bring it. I will

bring it sir. I will bring it."

One and one eleven.

"Teacher is mad, you should

not listen to him."

Where are the guns?

This is what happens when

you go to school.

You yourself have the guns and

you are asking me about it.

"Don't try to act smart,

I will push..."

...all three bullets

into your stomach.

Where are the three big guns?

Those I have sold it.

'What, you sold them?"

Who asked you sell those 3 guns?

I will pay you how much money you

want. I will pay you double and...

"...triple, if you want, but whom did

you sell those guns to, tell me?"

How am I to know where he stays?

A small angel has

come to my house.

Raju these are real or fake?

They are real.

- What are you saying?

"- Are there bullets in it?

- Yes, but they are deep inside."

Did it fall?

Leave it. Nothing has fallen.

If anything has fallen I will

throw it and hit you.

Whatever it is. These guns

will change our fate.

"Oh I am very scared. Oh God,

robbery in a thief's house."

"So much time has passed, but

why is he taking so long?"

Police?

Police comes everyday.

This is not that police. It seems

they are from a special branch.

Run from here...

Now what will happen?

- Police has raided the place.

You people go to your villages. I

will take care of everything here.

But Naan... Nanji-bhai. - .

I will take care of

Nanji-bhai also. You run away

Police are coming from that side.

'Go from the back way. Go, go."

"Sir, the police station

is this way..."

...why are you going that

way? Which section?

Which section? I am not the police.

- Then?

I am the CID.

"Then sir, why have you worn the

uniform of the police officer?"

"Actually the thing is,

in casual clothes..."

...people doubt that

I am from the CID.

But if I wear the uniform

of the police.

Then nobody will doubt

that I am from the CID.

'Wow, what an idea!"

'What are you clapping for, salute."

Sir!

Shut up! Hands up. No one will move.

"Nobody is here, everything

is clear now."

I told them that the

police have come.

Hey police.

You are the police.

"You just scared me,

where is the money?"

Nanji-bhai took the money yesterday.

But the goods that is inside

is not less than money.

There must be at least

three or four crores.

Where is it? - The full bag is

full. - Where is it? - Inside.

Here is the crate.

Must be at least...

...worth of three or four crores.

See I have even got 2 bags ready.

Now I will teach Nanji-bhai

a lesson.

Now no one can stop me from

becoming a gang lord.

I have become a gang lord.

I cannot find peace

anymore without you.

I cannot sleep anymore

without you.

This is good. I got a joker's

dress from Mohini theatre box.

'Come, come, let's go."

You people hide here quietly.

'We have to hide, okay done."

Where are you going?

We should hide in our own house.

"Nobody will know about

it, isn't it Raju?"

Shut up! Don't take names!

- You understand?

"Raju is right, we should

not take anyone's names"

Why are you taking names? Hide! Hide!

Now all of you go and hide.

What are you doing?

'You said to hide, right?"

Don't hide behind me. Go

and hide somewhere there.

"Come on, be quick! We must do our

work and no one should come to know."

Police... police!

Oh no! It is the police.

- Police? But in a clown's dress?

He is the neighbor.

- He is that loincloth thief!

Why are we scared so much?

We are the genuine police.

It seems they are

the police who spy.

Are you from the CBI?

SRP!

- SRP!

SRP means?

They are from the special

branch. You don't know?

'Bhai, your knowledge is very good."

No one will press anyone's legs.

Push the bag behind. Fast!

And now raise your hands.

'Joker S. Shyam, yes. You."

Bring a rope.

Joker B!

Bring a rope.

"The rope, I have forgotten

that, Raju."

'Fool, you forgot the rope."

B categories C class people.

Bring me a rope from somewhere.

"Joker R, will the string

of my pyjama do?"

No.

Do you have a rope?

- Rope?

Actually I forgot it in haste.

I have the rope. But

it is in Bandra.

"If you want, shall I go and get it?

- From Bandra?"

The rope opposite your house on

which you hang your clothes.

Go and bring it.

- Surely bring it.

Just a minute.

Bring the rope on which

you hang your clothes.

Not the neighbours.

I feel like I have heard your

voice before somewhere.

Even I have seen your

face somewhere before.

'Okay, okay."

Rope!

- Come from that side.

Will this do? So much rope.

Have you come in a

marriage that you...

...want me to put it

like a 'Mangalsutra'.

Bring a bigger rope. Otherwise

you have seen the gun?

I will smash you and reduce

you to 2 feet. Understood?

'Sir, we will manage it, right?"

Come on. Give me the rope.

'Tie, tie them. Tie him up."

'Joker B, Joker S, help us."

And yes everyone must use

little rope. Don't cheat.

"Is it tight?

- Sir, I don't even like it loose."

"Good, now it will not open up.

- No, no not at all."

"It will not move till the morning.

Sir, I give you my word."

"Good.

- Yes, sir."

Now what are you doing

by bending down.

I am trying to open the lock.

Who had asked you to lock it?

If we will lock it then

the neighbours...

...will know that we had gone out.

Otherwise they will

Feel we are sitting outside.

Don't hit. I will open it.

At least take me in.

"Yes, come in. The main

item is left out."

I have shut the door. Very

good. All have come in.

You have still worn the costume!

Did they disappear in

thin air like pigeons?

Come with me.

'Come on now the loot, the loot."

After a lot of days I will get

to see some green notes.

This is just grass.

This is not grass. It will

be below it. You know.

Just like there is grass

above the mangoes.

The goods must be below it. See.

There is nothing here.

There is only flour here.

After doing so much of hard

work what did we get?

Fodder for the cattle.

He will kill us.

This is not grass. These are drugs.

Drugs.

- Yes.

And this is heroine.

- Of which picture?

Not the heroine of the pictures.

These are drugs.

"Keep it back, we will

give it to the police."

They will do whatever has

to be done about it.

'You fool, we want crores and lakhs."

What are you saying? Not even your...

...father will give you lakh

rupees for this fodder.

This stuff is not worth

lakhs but crores.

How do you know?

I know about everything.

I even know that the four...

...five crores they

were talking about.

They were talking

about these drugs...

...and I know another person

who deals in this.

We will get three crores for it.

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