Phir Hera Pheri Page #8

with a single kidney.

'What are you saying, dear?"

I will sell one of the kidney to a

rich patient.

I will get a lot of money.

Then I will sell one eye.

And I will get some money.

Then one more kidney and

one more eye.

And in this way I will

sell the entire body.

I will repay Tiwari's

loan from this money...

...and I will pay the

price for my sins.

Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh God!

I thought you...

...were a crook but you have

shown yourself to be a God.

You are God. You will sell your

kidney for Baburao? And your eye?

Oh God! You are a God sent person.

I am not talking of my kidney.

I am talking about your

kidney and eyes.

What me? You scoundrel!

"Babu-bhaiya, don't leave him.

He is a scoundrel."

Will you hit me? You will

take out my eyes!

You will sell my kidney!

- No! No! - No!

Babu-bhaiya!

- I respect you so much!

Babu-bhaiya a murder

is going to happen!

It is a tomato! Tomato!

You scoundrel!

- No! No! No!

"Babu-bhaiya, Babu-bhaiya,

leave this madness."

I won't spare that scoundrel!

Babu-bhaiya just cool down.

Just cool down that's it.

"You are scaring me with a tomato,

you scoundrel."

I'll cut him like a tomato

and radish!

You keep calm. Why are you

increasing your blood pressure?

I feel like the mother in Mother

India. She shoots her child.

In the same way I will become

father India and shoot Raju.

Keep that gun down. Just cool down.

Excuse me!

"Who is he, dear?

- I do not know."

'Yes, I am Devdas, Paro."

'Not Paro, I am Peter."

I had sent you as a king to Nanji...

...and you came back as a queen!

Do you know how much danger

there is in coming here?

If the people of Nanji-bhai

know that I have come here.

They will kill me.

"After escaping from Nanji-bhai,

have you..."

...come here to pass your time?

We have come to know of

Nanji-bhai's treasure.

Now the real fun will start. Now

Nanji-bhai will be doomed.

Where are the goods? Come

with me. Tell me.

There is one terrace flat

in the building...

...which is above the Khetwadi

police station.

I saw it with my own eyes.

They have stuffed crores

of money in the shoebox.

Those 2 bags must be having

at least 34 crores.

Great! Tomorrow afternoon crores...

...of rupees will be here from there.

"And after that you will be a bigger

boss than Nanji-bhai, bhai."

'You are great, bhai! You are great!"

Kanji! Who is the person who made

Nanji the man he is today?

Sir! Sir! Don't forget my 50o/o.

Now you are sure to get 50o/o.

My 50o/o and the rest will

be for the children.

Nanji has come out

of his burrow hole.

Munna-bhai started dancing.

Nanji has come out

of his burrow hole.

Munna-bhai started dancing.

"Bhai, I think that this

girl is whistling."

We have been drinking and

you are intoxicated.

"Since you are wearing this dress,

she is just whistling."

"If you don't remove it, she

will hit you with a broom."

Lts empty. Its empty now.

'Babu-bhaiya, come with me."

I do not want to sell my kidney.

- I do not want to sell your kidney.

"No, I do not want to

sell my eyes also."

I want to tell you some secret.

- We don't want to listen.

Come!

I have just listened to a top secret.

Which radio did you listen to?

"Not on the radio. Our neighbor,

Munna."

- That loincloth thief!

He is not a petty thief.

He is a mastermind!

I have heard it with my eyes and ears.

They were planning. They were

planning to rob 4-5 crores.

After robbing the money

they were going...

to bring it in our neighboring room.

So go and tell it in the police

station. Why have you got us here?

I have a great plan. When

Munna and his men...

...leave their house for the robbery.

We will sneak into his house and

sit there in guise in the room.

And when they return with the money.

We will put a gun to their head

and leave with the money.

How much have we to

give to that Tiwari?

We have to give 40 lakhs.

If we remove 40 lakhs...

"...from 4 crores, how much will

be left?"

- Three sixty.

You remember the accounts

well. Three sixty.

We will share the three

sixty between three...

...of us and we will leave this city.

We will leave this place.

And we will have fun.

We will have money and money.

This is a great plan.

What great plan is it?

It is sheer nonsense.

He has bought us onto the roads

now he will send us to jail?

Is it to break the stones?

"Babu-bhaiya, don't be

trapped by his talks."

He is once again trying to fool us.

We are already in a rut.

When those people...

...ask for 40 lakhs form where

will we give them 40 lakhs.

"Babu-bhaiya, when that

black bull and..."

...that Kutub Minar come

asking for money...

...what will we give them?

"If Anjali asks, what answer will you

give? Will you commit suicide?"

I will murder you.

I tell you Babu-bhaiya throw this

root cause of commotion...

...and the root cause of our

troubles down from here.

'Yes, throw me. Throw me down."

You will also not live

after killing me.

You are mature enough. Please

make him understand.

'I understand, dear."

- What do you understand?

Understand clearly that he is

asking us to do a robbery.

Then he will tell us tomorrow

to kill them.

'- Yes, correct!"

What correct is it? Am I telling

you to rob from the temple?

I am telling you to steal

from that thief's house.

I am not telling you to kill him.

"You understood, Shyam. He is

not asking us to kill anyone."

'Babu-bhaiya, this is the wrong path."

This is the right path.

- This is the wrong way.

I am telling you this

is the only right path.

"No, this is the wrong

path, Babu-bhaiya."

'Babu-bhaiya, this the right path."

Shut up!

Do you have any other way?

Where will you get the gun from?

Don't worry about that! I will

arrange for everything.

"Seth-ji, the guns that are there in

this book, 15 guns are with a Parsi."

And even those 3 special guns

which are worth crores...

...in the international market...

'Thank you, Seth-ji."

"Seth-ji, I am telling

you not to leave..."

...him till we get the money?

What do you say?

That is okay but did you find

out about that Parsi's guns?

"Boss that Parsi is in Mumbai,

and all the..."

"...fifteen guns are with him,

but nobody knows where he is."

Search him. I can see him in my

dream. I can see those guns.

Parsi and the guns?

Boss if I get you those fifteen

guns from Parsi then?

From where will you bring it?

Sir that is my responsibility.

You only give me 2 days time.

I will bring and give it to you.

Fine. If you get me those 15

guns then I will free you.

Parsi is sleeping in his bungalow.

- We should wake him up.

He has 15 guns with him.

We have to get them quickly.

Will it be done?

Remove the chloroform quickly.

Put it soon.

And?

'One minute, come on."

Who is there? What are you doing?

Seventeen.

What are you talking? 17?

And these 3 will be twenty.

But Pappu said that there

are only fifteen.

Instead of 15 we will take

2 extra. He will be happy.

And listen...

The rest of the three are

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