Pigs Page #4
I'm so busy right now,
I mean
It'll just take a second, I just have
I'm so sorry, I'm studying
and I'm really in a focus mode
Are you single?
Yes?
Miles:
Is focus mode like,code for b*tch?
Cleaver:
Are you single?
- No
- No, you're not, okay
No, you're not But do you believe
in premarital s
Robin is that with a "Y"
or with an "I", Miss Upshaw?
Oh no, I'm not Robin Upshaw,
that's my roommate
That's great
Thank you for your time
Can I help you
with something else?
Uh, what's your name?
Stephanie
- Stephanie
- Newman
Stephanie Newman
with an "N"
Yeah
Hi
Hi, are you Angela Uverik?
Yeah that's correct
- Um
- What's that?
Actually, I'm just doing a survey
Guys, I'm not really dressed for it,
why don't you come in?
I got I got this one
You're looking kind of tired
- Hi
- Hi
I'm Miles
Hi Nice to meet you Angela
Miles:
The "U"
Bring on the "X"
Giddy up
Nice
Miles:
Now how do we find her?
Hey, buddy, do you know
a Gabrielle Xeropoppa-
Xeropopolous
- Yeah
Sure, she's still in the lecture hall
Can't miss her
Thanks Top gun
Oh dude, I'm not liking
my odds at all
Oh, there's only one way
to find out
Cleaver:
Gabrielle!
Miles:
Holy crap
Cleaver:
What?
Dude, that's her
That's the girl that fixed my car,
the one from the pub
- Oh, the one that Ben's sweet on
- What?
You really dodged
the bullet there, I mean, she's nice
She's a damn sight better than nice
Sh*t, I'd do her if she was another "S"
Okay, here she comes
Did you just call me?
No
Yes You don't remember me
You fixed my car
Uh, the red T-bird
Oh, right, did you replace the battery yet?
Not yet, but she's running great,
and I wanted to track you down
and thank you and take you out to dinner
You don't have to do that,
it was no big deal
I'm Miles, by the way
Gabrielle
And I'm Cleaver,
just in case you were wondering
- Hi -
Gabrielle, that's nice
Thanks, my friends call me Gabby
All right, Gabby
I said, my friends call me Gabby
Cleaver:
Burn
- Hey
- Hey This is Fran
- Fran this is
- Cleaver, at your service
Gabrielle:
Right
This is my roommate,
this is Miles and Cleaver
- Hi
- Hi
Miles:
So what do you say?
You don't have to take me to dinner,
it was no big deal
Are you are you kidding me?
I mean
You're turning down a free dinner?
Nothing's free
We could make it a foursome Huh?
I have to study for a test I have tomorrow,
and then I have to go to work
Miles:
Great, I'll come by your work
I work at Taylor's Automotive,
it's not exactly conducive to visitors
Okay, tomorrow night
Fran:
Someone's a tad eager
Gabrielle:
Actually, Fran and Iplanned a movie night with the girls,
so maybe
we'll just play it by ear Okay?
Okay
- See ya
- Okay
Gabrielle:
See ya
I think she's gay
Yep, I mean what else could it be?
Do you think
she's doing her roommate?
I would pay cash money
to see some of that live lesbo action
See, now, that'd make sense
I mean, movie night
with the girls? Pfft!
Tell me that's not code
for wild lesbian pillow fight night with the girls
And how about the clincher,
she's a mechanic, for Chrissake? God
Well this is ass!
And here I thought this girl
was going to give you all three inputs,
I mean, she's Greek
They're into that, you know?
This is ass
I mean she's beautiful,
she's playing hard to get,
and she's an "X"?
It's dripping with irony
when you think of it
Yeah Well, if anybody can get her,
it's you, Kemo Sabe
Yeah you're right
No more Mr f***ing Nice guy
It's time to bring out the big guns
- Big guns
- Big guns!
- Big guns!
- Big guns!
Big guns!
You guys are so f***in' pathetic
How long's he been here?
I don't know
- Big guns
- Oh yeah
Oh!
Gabrielle, hey! How's it going?
- Hi, Miles
- Hi
So uh, you still doing that uh, girl
that girl night, thing, tonight?
Yeah, that's still the plan
I think we should
go out tomorrow night
I'm working tomorrow
At the mechanic shop?
- Yeah
- Right
You should really
have some sunscreen on
You don't want to get skin cancer
See ya!
See ya
Yup She's definitely
a rug muncher
Trainer:
All right, Ben, what we'regoing to do over here
is try to get you on
You know, get your body used to the idea
of coming to a gym, working out, lifting weights
Actually, have you ever
been to the gym before?
Oh yeah,
I just took a couple months off
All right, well, this shouldn't be
any problem for you then, tough guy
Miles, what are you doing here?
Are you trying to get me fired?
Well, Gabby, If you're not
going to let me take you to dinner,
I can't believe this is happening
I'm sorry,
am I embarrassing you?
Miles, my boss
is going to be back any second
Then let me take you to dinner
Okay, pack this up
and I'll let you take me for dinner
When?
- I don't know
- Oh! I hope you like cheese!
Okay, how about Saturday?
- Saturday's good
- Okay
Here, let me write down my number
I finish work at 6:00 on Saturday
and you can pick me up at 8:00
There
- I'm in with the "X"
- F*** off!
I'm In with the "X"
I'm in with the "X"
Oh, I'm in with the "X"
What the f*** does that mean?
Well, Bennyit means
I'm in with the "X"
Let me see
So she doesn't eat
from the bushy plate after all?
Miles:
Hey, apparently not,we're hooking up Saturday
Nice How could she
resist your charms?
Yeah, there but for
Hey, I like that
I'm going to use that, Ben
Miles:
What's up?
No Just
Just when you nab the "X",
I mean, it's over
Oh, come on,
there will be other contests
Sweet victory
I can't wait to see Sylvie
and Big Eddie's faces right after I rail the "X"
Aren't you ever worried about catching
a f***ing disease or something?
No, Benny
Never shower without a raincoat
Oh, you know what?
I'm just about out
Cleaver:
I got some domer-domers you can use
Thanks, but I'd rather use ones
that weren't bought in grade nine
Cleaver:
Uh, they're new, jackass
I wear a minimum of three
I mean, it cuts off the sensation
and makes my dick look bigger
Uggh!
Hello
Uh, sorry, Miles isn't here right now
Oh, this is his roommate, Benji
He's so busy
- Wendy? I'll tell him you called
- F*** off, Cleaver
- Okay, bye-bye,
- Cleaver:
Hey, Ben, come back to bed!Ben:
F*** off!
The friggin' "P"
She's like a curse!
Cleaver:
Okay, brother, brother, okay
Let's not worry about her, okay?
We gotta keep the positive energy flowing
Miles:
Soon, my pretty
Ohh, yes
- Miles?
- Yeah?
There's a lot of money
at stake here
I know
Okay, what I mean is that, okay,
if we don't win this contest,
and by we, I mean, you,
I can't cover the bets alone
How much money
are we talking about?
Oh, I don't, I don't know, um
something in the neighborhood
of $30,000
What? $30,000 as in,
three, and four zeros? That $30,000?
That's it
How?
Well, the odds on the "X"
are through the f***in' roof,
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