Pirates Page #5

And when you act like this I wish you didn't exist.

Shut your mouth. She won't hurt any more men.

What does that mean?

That means I will not let you hurt other men.

What does that mean?

That means I will not let you hurt other men.

This is a misunderstanding.

Silence!

You both are going to die. - What!?

Surprise!

Don't worry, my darling. They're not going to hurt you.

But if you don't put on a show, they will.

Don't worry, my darling. They're not going to hurt you.

But if you don't put on a show, they will.

So relax and enjoy yourself.

Look me hartees what we have captured.

- What should I do with her?

Take her clothes off!

Want to see what's under this dress?

"Let go, what are you doing to me?" "Fiery Spaniard!"

That's great. Keep up that fighting. They love it.

Release me! Oh, I'll release you from these garments that hide your beauty.

Is this what you wanted to see?

Yes! Aye! Aaargh!

I'm going to kill you when I'm free.

Yes! Aye! Aaargh!

I'm going to kill you when I'm free.

I won't give you the pleasure of calling you a whore!

So, you want to be difficult?

I'll show you what we do with your kind.

If anyone of you touch me, I'll cut you.

No stop you b*tch, I'll bite your nipples.

Not before I do.... You'll like this.

"Stop I'm married." "All the better."

Stop.

Oh! That feels good. Uhh!

Oh, Don't stop.

Uhhh!

Aaarghhh!

oh!

Aaarghh!

I don't know if we should do this.

What do you mean? Look what she's done to you.

Maybe if she and I spent some time together.

Maybe we could get it back to the way it was before.

Maybe my balls could turn into breasts.

don't be foolish.

She's incapable of loving anyone.

I don't know what to do.

Marco look at me!

You're a great white shark...

With huge daggers for teeth.

And you're swimming around in the oceans of this world.

Out there in front of you is tender vittles.

...dolphins, tuna, there sweet little bodies.

All you gotta do is take a bite!

...with those big dagger teeth. You're gold matie!

Spanish gold!

You're telling me you don't know what to do with those big dagger teeth!

You're right. I'm gold, spanish gold.

You're a shark. "I'm a shark!"

Burn this place down. Go get the dolphins, matie.

Yeah!

Nice work Jules!

"It's not my fault."

I thought you were a virgin.

"It's not my fault."

I thought you were a virgin.

Edward, do you smell something?

I thought you were a virgin.

Edward, do you smell something?

What? Something's burning.

Yeah, it's probably your p*ssy from all the action you've been getting.

Shut up! How are we going to get out of here?

What do we do now Jules?

I don't know, Edward.

What was your news?

I found out about Victor and where he's going.

Where?

What was your news about Victor?

You're absolutely right Jules.

Something definitely is burning!

I don't think its your crotch.

Oh no! I think matters may have just gotten worse.

Pretty lady carried by 2 men

there's always a pretty lady being carried around by 2 men.

Wouldn't be a normal day otherwise.

Wouldn't go down there if I was you.

Edward, my love.

Angelina, untie us.

No. Jules:
No?

What do you mean, no?

You going to let us die?

Maybe.

Jules:
"Please untie us. This place will collapse!"

Edward has to prove that he loves me.

How?

Make love to me, here, now.

You don't want to go someplace safe?

Make love to me, here, now.

You don't want to go someplace safe?

No. It must be now.

We could all die.

I would rather die, than not to have your love inside of me.

Edward, f*** her now!

OK. OK. OK.

I'll do it.

Better satisfy me.

Oh!

Oh!, Yeah!

Ooooh!

Oh. Oh. Yeah.

Oh, yeah! Oh f*** me!

Can we untie her and go?

Thank you ladies. That was quite lovely.

I'm sorry we grabbed you like that.

But our other dancer did'nt show up.

How can we pay you for your services?

Well, I could use some potassium nitrate.

Potassium nitrate! What does a woman need that for?

I have a rat problem.

Well then, you're in luck.

This is a supply room for black powder.

Take what you like.

I will thank you.

You're the best partner I've ever had.

Have you ever been with a woman?

Actually no.

Have some grog my friend.

But I want to live the life of a pirate hunter!

It's not a life for delicate flowers like yourself.

But... No buts.

One day I promise, I'll return.

You promise with all your heart?

Yeah...the whole thing.

Bye bye.

Goodbye, my sweet pirate hunter.

She's insane.

Yeah...I know. Let's go.

Sarina.

You disappoint me.

What do you mean?

Are you losing your cruelty?

Becoming more compassionate?

No, Victor.

Good.

Otherwise I would have no use for you.

Helmsman, weigh anchor.

Prepare to sail southwest.

Aye, aye, Sir.

This is where we're going.

Cabarrus Island.

No one have ever come back from there alive.

You couldn't say that unless somebody had.

You poor Edward.

Thank you, Woo.

Well there's the viscious lady I remember.

Don't ever second guess me.

I sensed compassion. I don't trust a compassionate pirate.

You question me after the blood I spilled for you.

Vigilance is what kept me alive until now.

Not vigilant enough.

I guess not.

I've sensed weakness within you as well.

What is that my dear?

You have become so obsessed with your quest that...

...you have forgotten man's most basic desire....lust.

Without that you are nothing.

you're not even a man.

And what do you know of desire?

I desire 2 things.

Man's blood upon my blade...

And this.

What are you going to do Sarina?

It's not what I'm going to do.

It's what you're going to do.

Now lick it!

And if I don't? Now lick it!

And if I don't?

Then I will slit your throat and celebrate my new position...

as Captain of the Devil's Rose.

Lick it!

That's my girl.

Uoh!

Vic, vic, vic!

Oh...Oh!

OOO!

ooh

Don't ever second guess me again.

I love him so much.

And now he's just gone.

Isabella, if he is alive I promise we will find him.

Even if we find him, he won't love me anymore.

What do you mean?

I broke my vow to be faithful to him.

You were married 7 days.

Who'd you sleep with?

Don't tell me you slept with Woo Chou.

No, no, no.

I was captured by pirates.

Some pirates were throwing a bachelor party.

They only had one girl to put on a show.

So they captured me and...

...I was the other girl.

They forced you to sleep with her?

Not really.

At the beginning I resisted.

But then I...

"You enjoyed it." "I really enjoyed it".

You didn't do anything that horrible.

Besides most men like it.

Really?

Absolutely. They encourage it.

Maybe Manuel will too.

I love Manuel so much.

I can't see myself being with another man.

But there was something about her.

So different.

A woman knows how to touch a woman.

I like it too.

"You do?" "Yes."

Can I feel it again with you?

I don't know that...

mmmm...

mmm... "Slap me harder."

"Yeah?" "Yeah."

....oooo....

You are fiesty.

You like this?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll lick it.

Yeah, baby.

Oh yeah. Oh my.

Oh my. Oh my.

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