Pirates Page #6

Oh, oh, f*** yeah.

Oh, oh, oh.

F*** me.

Come.

A lucky pirate captain, I am.

To have such beauty and lethality at my command.

Blessed that you are not hunting little ol' me.

I am your first mate. You are my captain.

...until death do us part.

All done, Jules.

I'm fine.

That's an order. Go to bed.

You can't kill him tonight.

Besides, I need you strong when the time comes.

I never thought such callousness could be found in man.

It will be over soon.

Trust me.

Please.

Go to bed.

What happened here?

What are all these ships?

These are the ships of those who failed...

...in the task I will triumph.

Look.

Can you see her in the distance?

Calabarus Island.

Sarina, get Manuel.

Where are we?

All the ships there?

We're close to Calabarus Island.

I can feel death...

...permeating my skin.

I can too.

Hold me Woo.

Get away.

Knock it off.

You only need to worry about Victor's blade.

Where?

There it is, Devil's Rose.

Remain calm.

He's anchoring on the west end.

Let me see.

I don't think he spotted us.

We'll have to assume he has.

Helmsman, take us to the east end.

Isabella, Oxford arm yourself.

This could be dangerouse and a trap.

Oxford.

Yes my captain.

Stay with the boat.

Aye captain.

Listen.

you must be quiet.

We don't want to make noise to alert them.

Aye captain.

Alright. Stay with me, stay close.

Once inside, do not touch anything.

Stay behind me.

Stop!.

Wait!

This looks like a trap.

Stand back.

False alarm.

Let's go.

Look. There's a light ahead.

This is it.

Are you sure?

Want to scout around?

No. This is the image I saw.

OK.

Follow me.

Stay close.

Who knows what dangers may lurk.

There you are my ancient friend.

It's so beautiful!

Even more beautiful in my hand.

This place is scary.

I agree.

This is not a happy cave.

We should have brought more men.

What! More men?

We don't need more.

My body is a battalion of destruction!

Anyone who dares....What was that?

Relax. I just stepped on a rock.

It's OK. I was just testing reflexes.

Keep moving.

Your ancestor saved Prince Aluhuapa from the conquistador.

Your family was honored custodian...

...of the Sceptre of Inca!

Only a true descendant can retrieve the Sceptre.

You!

So. Here we are.

Now give me the Sceptre.

So I can show the world who is king.

Isabella you're alive!

No, don't hurt him!

I can play like you.

Release him or I'll kill your whore.

Do it.

I'd be glad to rid me of her scurvy vagina.

What?!

No one will stop me wielding the power of the Sceptre.

Give it up Victor.

The forces of evil are always outweighed by the forces of good.

I never finished my victory speech.

Oh well.

Kill them.

Kill them all.

I thought we were partners.

Sorry my dear.

Have a nice death.

Bones.

Is that the best you got, Pirate Wizard? Bones?

They can't be bad. Just skeletons.

Dead skeletons tell no tales.

Ashes to ashes.

Bones to dust.

How do you kill bones?

It's alright everyone.

No need to worry. I'm unscathed.

A little tangled up there. Sorry I couldn't free myself...

...in time to help you...

I think they're coming back.

Now's your chance, Edward.

Run. Run!

Oxford!

Oxxxfooorrdd!

Sir?

Oxford, prepare the boat!

What's the hurry?

the boat!

Turn the f***ing boat around.

F*** me!

Go hurry!

Weigh anchor men. It's time to celebrate.

Well done captain.

How does being 2nd in command of the world sound?

An honor, sir.

Spread the news.

Pirates, let's get this piece of wood a drifting!

Men to the riggings.

Isabella.

Take Manuel below deck.

We have to catch Victor before he sets sail.

He'll be sailing south.

We'll cut them off.

Weigh anchor and set sail.

All hands, make way.

There she is.

All hands to battle stations!

All hands!

Pass her on the port side.

Aye captain.

She's coming around our port side.

How do you know?

I don't know.

It's all the fun part of sailing.

Steady boys she's almost in position.

Get ready crew!

Stand fast men.

Shiver me timbers..the fool survived.

Aye. She's yours to destroy captain.

Such a pretty ship.

Keep coming.

Fire at will!

The mast and rudder are damaged!

Damn it you bloody pirates!

I just cleaned it!

Death to the pirate scallywags.

Woo, fire!

I thought you fixed this Woo?

It's not my fault. It should've worked. Piece of sh*t!

Please tell me this is part of your plan.

Should get credit if my next plan works.

Come about and let me finish them off!

She's coming around again.l

OK. I've a new plan of action.

Woo, make those cannons work or we're all dead!

Wait she's almost there.

She's a fish without a tail.

Point at her and fire.

Woo, you're the only one that can save us.

Make those cannons work.

Too much pressure, Edward. I don't work well under pressure.

Come to papa broadside.

Ready?

Ready.

Woo, fire the cannons. Jules: fire in the hole!

She's got us!

From Davey Jones' locker I stab at thee!

We killed him!

Yeahhhh!

Well done men!

I think I sh*t my pants!

It's over. I sunk the Devil's Rose.

We're really pirate hunters now.

Guess my plans weren't so bad? Were they?

It's so good to look in your eyes again.

I miss swimming in their beauty.

I missed you as well.

But I must confess something.

What?

I was not faithful to you.

What do you mean?

I slept with a woman.

Well, not just one woman but two.

You did?

Yeah, but I didn't mean for it to happen at first.

The second time I started it.

Did you enjoy it?

Yes.

Would you do it again?

Yes. Do you hate me?

No.

I love you!

Think maybe I can see you with another woman?

Maybe you could join us too.

I knew I married the right woman.

Oh! Oh, yeah!

Oh my gosh!

F*** yeah!

Oh my gah, yeah!

Oh Yeah!

Oh, Manuel!

You like that cock inside you?

Yeah, come on.

F*** that p*ssy!

Wow!

Want my come?

Here it comes!

So you happy to see her or should we have her walk the plank?

Yes. It is good to be together once again.

I cannot thank you enough for caring for my wife.

Please, no reason to thank me. She took care of us.

Edward, I don't even know how to begin to thank you.

You've been a magnificent captain.

You just did.

You alright?

I thought he loved me.

He couldn't love.

Evil's incapable of such beauty.

I lied to myself.

I wanted to belong to something.

I killed for him.

I was a vicious....murderer.

That life is over.

You can be whatever you wanna be.

You're free now.

To do what?

To make peace.

To live a life of honor and virtue.

...with us.

I'm a pirate.

No.

You helped us.

You are now...

and forever...

a pirate hunter.

Spit on my c*nt.

Give me more.

More.

There it goes.

Smack my p*ssy.

What are you going to do now?

These waters are full of thousands of pirates.

So I've heard.

One down.

A thousand more to go.

Drink up me hartees.

Sarina is now hunting...

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