Pitbullterje Page #2
- Year:
- 2005
- 90 min
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Hello?
Jim?
Terje, you've got to go.
Out through the window.
They'll kick my ass if they see us.
Bu we're best friends.
Ring the doorbell.
No, wait, I'm here.
What are you doing?
Come on, get out.
But we're best friends.
Are we?
Yes, yes of course.
Get out, hurry.
Get the door open.
It's stuck. Hang on a sec.
Jim?
What are you doing?
You've got to go to the store.
We need smokes.
Look, here's a marzipan pig.
Don't you like it?
That'll be 80 crowns exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hi, Terje.
Beat it.
20 crowns change, here you go.
And you want? Hello?
One pack of cigarettes, please.
Hey. Got my smokes?
Where are... Hanne and Kari?
They had to go home for dinner.
Hey, Roger,
didn't you have to take a piss?
Yeah, can I use your bathroom?
No, it's not working.
Oh, really?
It's clogged.
The plumber will be here tomorrow.
Oh, I see.
Jerk.
I think I have to
get home for dinner too.
Jim?
No, the package
didn't get here today either.
What's going on in the garage?
Nothing.
There are so many strange noises.
I have friends. That's good, huh?
Sure. Is Terje there?
No, Terje is just a fat dork.
Nobody likes him.
Jim?
I can decide these things for my self,
and I have decided to get a pit bull.
Yeah, that's a really good idea.
I would feel safer with a pit bull.
You don't know what a pit bull is.
We just have to train it.
It's really difficult to train a dog.
Besides, you have to feed it every day.
Take it for walks;
it's a big responsibility.
It's a big responsibility with a son.
You should do one thing at the time!
Mom?
Sorry, mom.
I didn't mean it like that.
Compared to other moms
When is the Christmas pageant?
Thought I'd drop by this year.
No, there won't be one.
Why not?
They just don't do that in 7th grade.
Oh, really? Too bad.
Yo homes, are you with me?
Are you hip?
It came to pass that in those days.
Counting the people was all the craze.
So Caesar Augustus sent out the call,
to count and tax his subjects all.
So Joseph went from Nazareth.
To his old hometown Bethlehem.
He took his young wife Mary.
She was riding on a donkey.
It will be hard to get a bed.
They should have called ahead.
"The pickings are pretty thin".
He said "I'll ask here at this inn".
Joseph stepped up to the owner.
But the owner turned and said...
Joseph stepped up to the owner,
but the owner turned and said...
Terje, come on,
"at this inn there is no room".
Joseph stepped up to the owner
but the owner turned and said...
At this inn there is no room.
All right Terje!
That's my boy up there.
Kurt, Roger, break it down.
Nothing helped; begging or crying.
But Joseph did not stop trying.
"There was a stall with straw
back there that looked warm and dry."
Party at Jim's.
Jim, hand out a couple of these.
We've invited everybody, you know.
Party at Jim's, party at Jim's.
Hi, I can grab one for Terje.
No, they're all gone.
That was great.
Party at Jim's.
That went really well.
The rap was dynamite,
the angel dance was beautiful.
Was your mom not able to make it?
She's got migraine.
I thought I'd call her one of these
days and wish her a Merry Christmas.
You can't do that, you know.
The phone isn't working. Bye.
You...
Turn around.
I thought I'd invite some friends
down to the garage.
We'll try to keep it down.
Oh no, they were out of
what I ordered for you.
That means
I don't have a present for you.
It doesn't matter.
Look, it's nice.
Cross that one off the list.
Christmas tree, got it.
Mom, what are you doing?
I'm going outside.
I'm going to get you a Christmas gift.
I can buy it my self.
Christmas presents
are supposed to be secret.
I need your help now.
Are you ready, over?
We have just landed, and we are
ready to exit the vehicle. Over.
Moon boots ok? Over.
Can't read you Armstrong. Over.
Ok, over.
Special gloves ok? Over.
Ok. Over.
Moon helmet ok?
Ok. Over.
Ready for countdown.
Three, two, one.
You'll be the first mom on the moon.
Ok. Over.
Jingle bell, jingle bell,
jingle all the way.
Oh what fun it is to ride
in a one horse open sleigh.
Are you ok?
Jim, Jim.
I didn't mean for this to happen. I
thought it would be nice for your mom.
Jim.
Is your oxygen supply
under control? Over.
Armstrong?
I need that pit bull,
do you understand?
What about the pit bull? Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hi. Torstein.
Jim.
Terje is out for a little while.
See that sign? I could have fixed it.
In the old days
I could have fixed it like that.
Now, nothing really works out.
If you were a woman,
would you have married me?
No, me neither.
Where is the pit bull?
The pit bull?
No, that b*tch left a long time ago.
"The pit bull"... good one.
Terje? Come on over here!
Hi.
Where is your so called pit bull?
It's at home.
That's great, because my mom
That'll be fine, but not today,
because it's sick.
You don't need to lie about this.
It's at a kennel.
Get a grip!
It has double pneumonia.
I went to see your dad.
If you tell anybody I'm going to
kill you. Do you understand that?
Relax, I promise not to tell anyone.
But you promised my mom a pit bull.
And now she needs one.
Do you know of any other dogs?
No, no lottery tickets.
We want to walk your dog!
We have this project at school
where we are offering people
a little help before Christmas.
And we were wondering if you
wanted us to walk the dog for you?
You're lucky. Now you won't have to
go outside and slip and break your hip.
We promise to be really careful.
Well, ok.
There.
Did you lock the door?
I brought Terje and the pit bull.
I think you better go into your room.
Well, if you insist. Terje!
It looks a little wimpy, but it'll
tear out your throat in a second.
It can kill a grown man just for fun.
It's the world's
most dangerous dog, mom.
And it's got rabies too.
We're locking it up in the closet,
mom.
Ok, mom, all set.
Sure?
Yes.
We locked it up in the closet.
See, it's totally calm, now.
If somebody breaks in or something,
it will go berserk.
I'll go lay down for a little bit.
She could have been more thankful.
The dog could have been dead.
Jim?
You know what you would like to get.
Thank you.
Here you go.
Why can't you buy it your self?
I don't want to know what it is.
Why not, if it's for your cousin?
I just don't want to.
What does your cousin want, then?
I don't know, Playmo.
Alright, then.
Yeah, there's enough for everybody.
Ok, get in line.
Everybody gets. Yepp, get in line.
SmellyClaus, smellyClaus!
For crying out loud, get in line
here!
I'll stuff the bloody presents up
where the sun don't shine! Get in line!
Come on,
It's not so bad. There you go.
Merry Christmas,
do you want a hug from Santa?
Jim. Where have you been?
You have to get a cell phone.
How's your mom doing?
Oh, she's fine.
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