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Synopsis: The only friend Jim can get is the only friend he really doesn't want, the fat boy called Pitbullterje. But for the first time in life he will experience that a friend can be both easy and difficult to cope with.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Arild Fröhlich
  1 win & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.7
Year:
2005
90 min
40 Views


Hello?

Jim?

Terje, you've got to go.

Out through the window.

They'll kick my ass if they see us.

Bu we're best friends.

Ring the doorbell.

No, wait, I'm here.

What are you doing?

Come on, get out.

But we're best friends.

Are we?

Yes, yes of course.

Get out, hurry.

Get the door open.

It's stuck. Hang on a sec.

Jim?

What are you doing?

You've got to go to the store.

We need smokes.

Look, here's a marzipan pig.

Don't you like it?

That'll be 80 crowns exactly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hi, Terje.

Beat it.

20 crowns change, here you go.

And you want? Hello?

One pack of cigarettes, please.

Hey. Got my smokes?

Where are... Hanne and Kari?

They had to go home for dinner.

Hey, Roger,

didn't you have to take a piss?

Yeah, can I use your bathroom?

No, it's not working.

Oh, really?

It's clogged.

The plumber will be here tomorrow.

Oh, I see.

Jerk.

I think I have to

get home for dinner too.

Jim?

No, the package

didn't get here today either.

What's going on in the garage?

Nothing.

There are so many strange noises.

I have friends. That's good, huh?

Sure. Is Terje there?

No, Terje is just a fat dork.

Nobody likes him.

Jim?

I can decide these things for my self,

and I have decided to get a pit bull.

Yeah, that's a really good idea.

I would feel safer with a pit bull.

You don't know what a pit bull is.

We just have to train it.

It's really difficult to train a dog.

Besides, you have to feed it every day.

Take it for walks;

it's a big responsibility.

It's a big responsibility with a son.

You should do one thing at the time!

Mom?

Sorry, mom.

I didn't mean it like that.

Compared to other moms

you're doing pretty good.

When is the Christmas pageant?

Thought I'd drop by this year.

No, there won't be one.

Why not?

They just don't do that in 7th grade.

Oh, really? Too bad.

Yo homes, are you with me?

Are you hip?

It came to pass that in those days.

Counting the people was all the craze.

So Caesar Augustus sent out the call,

to count and tax his subjects all.

So Joseph went from Nazareth.

To his old hometown Bethlehem.

He took his young wife Mary.

She was riding on a donkey.

It will be hard to get a bed.

They should have called ahead.

She looked to Joseph saying:

"The pickings are pretty thin".

He said "I'll ask here at this inn".

Joseph stepped up to the owner.

But the owner turned and said...

Joseph stepped up to the owner,

but the owner turned and said...

Terje, come on,

"at this inn there is no room".

Joseph stepped up to the owner

but the owner turned and said...

At this inn there is no room.

All right Terje!

That's my boy up there.

Kurt, Roger, break it down.

Nothing helped; begging or crying.

But Joseph did not stop trying.

"There was a stall with straw

back there that looked warm and dry."

Party at Jim's.

Jim, hand out a couple of these.

We've invited everybody, you know.

Party at Jim's, party at Jim's.

Hi, I can grab one for Terje.

No, they're all gone.

That was great.

Party at Jim's.

That went really well.

The rap was dynamite,

the angel dance was beautiful.

Was your mom not able to make it?

She's got migraine.

I thought I'd call her one of these

days and wish her a Merry Christmas.

You can't do that, you know.

The phone isn't working. Bye.

You...

Turn around.

I thought I'd invite some friends

down to the garage.

We'll try to keep it down.

Oh no, they were out of

what I ordered for you.

That means

I don't have a present for you.

It doesn't matter.

Look, it's nice.

Cross that one off the list.

Christmas tree, got it.

Mom, what are you doing?

I'm going outside.

I'm going to get you a Christmas gift.

I can buy it my self.

Christmas presents

are supposed to be secret.

I need your help now.

Are you ready, over?

We have just landed, and we are

ready to exit the vehicle. Over.

Moon boots ok? Over.

Can't read you Armstrong. Over.

Ok, over.

Special gloves ok? Over.

Ok. Over.

Moon helmet ok?

Ok. Over.

Ready for countdown.

Three, two, one.

You'll be the first mom on the moon.

Ok. Over.

Jingle bell, jingle bell,

jingle all the way.

Oh what fun it is to ride

in a one horse open sleigh.

Are you ok?

Jim, Jim.

I didn't mean for this to happen. I

thought it would be nice for your mom.

Jim.

Is your oxygen supply

under control? Over.

Armstrong?

I need that pit bull,

do you understand?

What about the pit bull? Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hi. Torstein.

Jim.

Terje is out for a little while.

See that sign? I could have fixed it.

In the old days

I could have fixed it like that.

Now, nothing really works out.

If you were a woman,

would you have married me?

No, me neither.

Where is the pit bull?

The pit bull?

No, that b*tch left a long time ago.

"The pit bull"... good one.

Terje? Come on over here!

Hi.

Where is your so called pit bull?

It's at home.

That's great, because my mom

really needs to borrow it.

That'll be fine, but not today,

because it's sick.

You don't need to lie about this.

It's at a kennel.

Get a grip!

It has double pneumonia.

I went to see your dad.

If you tell anybody I'm going to

kill you. Do you understand that?

Relax, I promise not to tell anyone.

But you promised my mom a pit bull.

And now she needs one.

Do you know of any other dogs?

No, no lottery tickets.

We want to walk your dog!

We have this project at school

where we are offering people

a little help before Christmas.

And we were wondering if you

wanted us to walk the dog for you?

You're lucky. Now you won't have to

go outside and slip and break your hip.

We promise to be really careful.

Well, ok.

There.

Did you lock the door?

I brought Terje and the pit bull.

I think you better go into your room.

But I should probably see it.

Well, if you insist. Terje!

It looks a little wimpy, but it'll

tear out your throat in a second.

It can kill a grown man just for fun.

It's the world's

most dangerous dog, mom.

And it's got rabies too.

We're locking it up in the closet,

mom.

Ok, mom, all set.

Sure?

Yes.

We locked it up in the closet.

See, it's totally calm, now.

If somebody breaks in or something,

it will go berserk.

I'll go lay down for a little bit.

She could have been more thankful.

The dog could have been dead.

Jim?

You know what you would like to get.

Thank you.

Here you go.

Why can't you buy it your self?

I don't want to know what it is.

Why not, if it's for your cousin?

I just don't want to.

What does your cousin want, then?

I don't know, Playmo.

Alright, then.

Yeah, there's enough for everybody.

Ok, get in line.

Everybody gets. Yepp, get in line.

SmellyClaus, smellyClaus!

For crying out loud, get in line

here!

I'll stuff the bloody presents up

where the sun don't shine! Get in line!

Come on,

It's not so bad. There you go.

Merry Christmas,

do you want a hug from Santa?

Jim. Where have you been?

You have to get a cell phone.

How's your mom doing?

Oh, she's fine.

That jingle bell stuff was really

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Endre Lund Eriksen

Endre Lund Eriksen (born 10 February 1977) is a Norwegian author and politician.Lund Eriksen was active in Socialist Youth in his teenage years, and as a member of the Norwegian Socialist Left Party (SV) in Nordland, Eriksen was a deputy in the Storting Parliament from 1997 to 2001. In March 2015 he was elected to the SV central board with a special responsibility to follow up on the project "Yes to Northern Norway."He made his book debut as an author in 2002, with the children's book Pitbull-Terje går amok (lit. Pitbull-Terje runs amok). The book received the Kulturdepartementets priser for barne- og ungdomslitteratur, and was made into a film, Pitbullterje (2005), with manuscript by Lund Eriksen. The film won the 2006 Amanda Award for Best Children and Youth Film.Lund Eriksen has written three more books about Pitbull-Terje: Pitbull-Terje og kampen mot barnevernet (Pitbull-Terje and the fight against the Child Welfare service) (2006), that won the 2006 Arks barnebokpris, Pitbull-Terje blir ond (Pitbull-Terje turns evil) (2007), that won the 2008 UPrisen, and Pitbull-Terje på sporet av den tapte far (Pitbull-Terje and the hunt for the lost father) (2010).Lund Eriksen has received several awards for his books, that have been translated to 11 languages including Bulgarian, Danish, Dutch, French, German, Sami, and Swedish. more…

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