Pitbullterje Page #3

Synopsis: The only friend Jim can get is the only friend he really doesn't want, the fat boy called Pitbullterje. But for the first time in life he will experience that a friend can be both easy and difficult to cope with.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Arild Fröhlich
  1 win & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.7
Year:
2005
90 min
40 Views


funny.

So we're still on for tonight?

Yeah, tonight.

The party, remember?

Oh, right, that party.

Great, let's go buy beers, then.

We can't do that.

Come on, let's go buy beers.

We need beers for the party.

Did you lock the door?

Yes.

Did you remember the chain?

Yes.

What's going on?

I'm changing.

I'll have company in the garage.

Are you having a party?

Not exactly a party.

No, it's quite alright. That's fun.

Who's going to be there?

I have a pit bull in here.

It's only Terje.

Great.... Hold on.

Jim, hurry,

people are starting to show up.

I'll be here, if something happens

or something, I'll be here.

Will you lock the door behind me?

Yeah, sure. Have a good party.

Hey, Jim, get over here.

Cool party, Jim.

Taste good?

Yes.

No, it tastes like sh*t. That's why

you get so bloody drunk from it.

Did you do ystein's mom, or what?

Yepp, I did just that.

Jim, truth or dare?

Dare.

You have to...

Ring your mom's doorbell and run.

Drop it.

Truth.

Was your mom in the nuthouse?

Stop it.

How do you feel about PitbullTerje?

I saw you two in the dressing room.

I saw him ringing your door bell.

Are you guys gay or what?

Jim would never hang out with that

loser. Jim is one of us, right? Right?

There's no way you're hanging out

with that fat moron, right?

You know who your friends are?

Yes.

He doesn't even have a pit bull.

How do you know that?

I go past his house every day...

I just know.

Damn, I knew it. Ok.

Sit. Sit.

Sit.

Everything's fine.

Oh, that's good.

Good thing you checked,

it's been really quiet in there lately.

Is it fun being at the party?

I don't know.

Dare.

I dare you to...

Kiss Kari.

Come on, he chose dare.

He doesn't have to if he doesn't want.

Yeah, there's smooching going on.

Kiss a little.

Is this where the party is?

Not for you it's not.

But I have an invitation.

You didn't get that from me.

He probably stole it.

Why don't you just beat it?

It's Jim's garage.

Jim, did you invite him?

Hey, I suggest that you get lost.

Watch out or I'll get my pit bull.

Oh, you're getting the pit bull...

Jim, tell him what you told us.

Say it.

Jim!

There is no pit bull.

Just get lost, fatso.

Why don't you just get lost.

Check it out, he wobbles.

What are you? Keiko?

Are you listening?

Hey, why don't you just piss off?

He's going to get it.

Jim?

Do you want to help me decorate?

Not right now.

Well, it's the day before Christmas,

we need to decorate.

I'm on vacation.

That's probably Terje.

Hello.

It's only 33% of the world's population

that produce methane gas in their guts.

So when you light it

the flame is blue.

Right, Jim?

Sure.

That makes me a proud member

of the Royal Order of the blue flame.

Check this out.

It's a stink bomb.

A tiny bit of pit bull doo doo.

You're going to throw it at Santa.

You'll get back at that fat sumo

wrestler for ruining your party.

What are you doing?

Are you chicken, or what?

Who are your friends, Jim?

Definitely not you.

Alright, I'll do it myself.

What the hell do you want?

I said what the hell do you want?

Get lost.

I said get lost!

Special offer on Swedish turnip

between four and five.

Jim?

Sorry I don't have much time,

there's something I have to do.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas. See you around.

Terje?

Terje. There was a dog here

with a message for you.

Beat it!

Be at the garage at eight

Terje, "The Countess

and the Butler" is on.

You like that. Come sit down.

Man, that butler is such a clown.

To Terje from Jim

Residence Permit

Wow, that was a little too much.

That was nice.

It's sad we don't have a proper tree.

But we do.

Are you ready?

Yes. Wow.

That turned out nicely.

Jim?

It's probably just the fuse.

I think we need an electrician.

I can't stand a stranger in the house.

We have to have power for Christmas.

We need power for Christmas.

No.

But come on.

No.

Yes?

Hi, it's Jim.

I need your father's help. Our power

is out and it's a total crisis.

Terje? Hello, Terje?

Who are you talking to?

It's just the neighbor.

No, it's Jim.

It's the power, and I need your help.

Come on up.

Changing the fuse didn't help,

I'm coming with you.

No, you're not.

We need to sort this out.

What is wrong with you?

We have to help Jim and his mom.

He's not allowed to have company.

They have a pit bull.

Damn, are you two still carrying on

about that pit bull?

There is no pit bull.

It's my mom.

She's got anxiety, and she's

terrified of people she doesn't know.

Ok, but she wouldn't be afraid of me?

Hang on.

Like this?

Nobody's afraid of Santa, you know.

Hush.

Where's the fuse box?

Where is it?

There.

There we go.

Let's see.

Careful, mom's sleeping.

Were you using much electrical

equipment when the power went out?

No, only a Christmas tree.

A Christmas tree?

There you go.

Be quiet.

I am quiet.

You go do it. Unplug the tree.

Check it out, light.

Great, let's go.

You are the best electrician ever.

I have my moments.

No!

Hi, I'm Torstein.

Relax! it's just Terje's dad...

Bloody hell! How screwed up is that?

What are you doing?

Jim!

Just trying to help the b*tch.

Too weird.

I offer my assistance,

and this is what I get.

See you tomorrow.

Terje, Terje come on.

Not at my house.

Jim!

Definitely not at my house.

Terje, get your ass over here.

That was just Terje's dad, mom.

He got our power back on.

We have power for Christmas, now.

There'll be no Christmas.

Do you think this is just a game?

No, but it is Christmas.

All that crap about Christmas,

do you really think it helps? Huh?

And that pit bull,

did you really think I bought it?

It's about having a positive attitude.

I am sick, Jim.

I am tired of this, mom.

You're tired?

You have no idea how lucky you are.

You can go out any time you like.

You can go out and just forget

about your sick mom. I can't do that.

I have to stay here forever.

I am the one with anxiety.

Shut up!

Many people with anxiety still go out.

I'm not asking you to go to the moon.

I just want to have Christmas.

What are you doing now?

I'm moving out to the garage.

Jim... Why don't you just stay here?

We can watch videos,

and eat ginger bread cookies, and...

If you want to celebrate Christmas,

you're going to have to join me.

Hello, Jim.

I can see

that you need some changes.

The Family Exchange has many

happy families waiting for you.

This family from the upper west side

has everything a child could want.

For the Anker Middelfart family,

press 1.

If you are more into wild life,

press 2 for the Hetta family.

Or maybe you are so sick of your mom

that you prefer two fathers?

For the Foss Juritzen family, press

You all know what day it is today,

right? It is Christmas, starting in:

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5,

4, 3, 2, 1...

Yeah.

Hey, stop.

Will you cut it out!

It's Christmas!

Stop doing that!

Terje? Terje?

Kurt, stop it. What does it say?

"To Terje from Jim. Residence Permit."

I knew they were gay.

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Endre Lund Eriksen

Endre Lund Eriksen (born 10 February 1977) is a Norwegian author and politician.Lund Eriksen was active in Socialist Youth in his teenage years, and as a member of the Norwegian Socialist Left Party (SV) in Nordland, Eriksen was a deputy in the Storting Parliament from 1997 to 2001. In March 2015 he was elected to the SV central board with a special responsibility to follow up on the project "Yes to Northern Norway."He made his book debut as an author in 2002, with the children's book Pitbull-Terje går amok (lit. Pitbull-Terje runs amok). The book received the Kulturdepartementets priser for barne- og ungdomslitteratur, and was made into a film, Pitbullterje (2005), with manuscript by Lund Eriksen. The film won the 2006 Amanda Award for Best Children and Youth Film.Lund Eriksen has written three more books about Pitbull-Terje: Pitbull-Terje og kampen mot barnevernet (Pitbull-Terje and the fight against the Child Welfare service) (2006), that won the 2006 Arks barnebokpris, Pitbull-Terje blir ond (Pitbull-Terje turns evil) (2007), that won the 2008 UPrisen, and Pitbull-Terje på sporet av den tapte far (Pitbull-Terje and the hunt for the lost father) (2010).Lund Eriksen has received several awards for his books, that have been translated to 11 languages including Bulgarian, Danish, Dutch, French, German, Sami, and Swedish. more…

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