Pitbullterje Page #3
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- 2005
- 90 min
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funny.
So we're still on for tonight?
Yeah, tonight.
The party, remember?
Oh, right, that party.
Great, let's go buy beers, then.
We can't do that.
Come on, let's go buy beers.
We need beers for the party.
Did you lock the door?
Yes.
Did you remember the chain?
Yes.
What's going on?
I'm changing.
I'll have company in the garage.
Are you having a party?
Not exactly a party.
No, it's quite alright. That's fun.
Who's going to be there?
I have a pit bull in here.
It's only Terje.
Great.... Hold on.
Jim, hurry,
people are starting to show up.
I'll be here, if something happens
or something, I'll be here.
Will you lock the door behind me?
Yeah, sure. Have a good party.
Hey, Jim, get over here.
Cool party, Jim.
Taste good?
Yes.
No, it tastes like sh*t. That's why
you get so bloody drunk from it.
Did you do ystein's mom, or what?
Yepp, I did just that.
Jim, truth or dare?
Dare.
You have to...
Ring your mom's doorbell and run.
Drop it.
Truth.
Was your mom in the nuthouse?
Stop it.
How do you feel about PitbullTerje?
I saw you two in the dressing room.
I saw him ringing your door bell.
Are you guys gay or what?
Jim would never hang out with that
loser. Jim is one of us, right? Right?
There's no way you're hanging out
with that fat moron, right?
You know who your friends are?
Yes.
He doesn't even have a pit bull.
How do you know that?
I go past his house every day...
I just know.
Damn, I knew it. Ok.
Sit. Sit.
Sit.
Everything's fine.
Oh, that's good.
Good thing you checked,
it's been really quiet in there lately.
Is it fun being at the party?
I don't know.
Dare.
I dare you to...
Kiss Kari.
Come on, he chose dare.
He doesn't have to if he doesn't want.
Yeah, there's smooching going on.
Kiss a little.
Not for you it's not.
But I have an invitation.
You didn't get that from me.
Why don't you just beat it?
It's Jim's garage.
Jim, did you invite him?
Hey, I suggest that you get lost.
Watch out or I'll get my pit bull.
Oh, you're getting the pit bull...
Jim, tell him what you told us.
Say it.
Jim!
There is no pit bull.
Just get lost, fatso.
Why don't you just get lost.
Check it out, he wobbles.
What are you? Keiko?
Are you listening?
Hey, why don't you just piss off?
He's going to get it.
Jim?
Do you want to help me decorate?
Not right now.
Well, it's the day before Christmas,
we need to decorate.
I'm on vacation.
That's probably Terje.
Hello.
It's only 33% of the world's population
that produce methane gas in their guts.
So when you light it
the flame is blue.
Right, Jim?
Sure.
of the Royal Order of the blue flame.
Check this out.
It's a stink bomb.
A tiny bit of pit bull doo doo.
You're going to throw it at Santa.
You'll get back at that fat sumo
wrestler for ruining your party.
What are you doing?
Are you chicken, or what?
Who are your friends, Jim?
Definitely not you.
Alright, I'll do it myself.
What the hell do you want?
I said what the hell do you want?
Get lost.
I said get lost!
Special offer on Swedish turnip
between four and five.
Jim?
Sorry I don't have much time,
there's something I have to do.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas. See you around.
Terje?
Terje. There was a dog here
with a message for you.
Beat it!
Be at the garage at eight
Terje, "The Countess
and the Butler" is on.
You like that. Come sit down.
Man, that butler is such a clown.
To Terje from Jim
Residence Permit
Wow, that was a little too much.
That was nice.
It's sad we don't have a proper tree.
But we do.
Are you ready?
Yes. Wow.
That turned out nicely.
Jim?
It's probably just the fuse.
I think we need an electrician.
I can't stand a stranger in the house.
We have to have power for Christmas.
We need power for Christmas.
No.
But come on.
No.
Yes?
Hi, it's Jim.
I need your father's help. Our power
is out and it's a total crisis.
Terje? Hello, Terje?
Who are you talking to?
It's just the neighbor.
No, it's Jim.
It's the power, and I need your help.
Come on up.
Changing the fuse didn't help,
I'm coming with you.
No, you're not.
We need to sort this out.
What is wrong with you?
We have to help Jim and his mom.
He's not allowed to have company.
They have a pit bull.
Damn, are you two still carrying on
about that pit bull?
There is no pit bull.
It's my mom.
She's got anxiety, and she's
terrified of people she doesn't know.
Ok, but she wouldn't be afraid of me?
Hang on.
Like this?
Nobody's afraid of Santa, you know.
Hush.
Where's the fuse box?
Where is it?
There.
There we go.
Let's see.
Careful, mom's sleeping.
Were you using much electrical
equipment when the power went out?
No, only a Christmas tree.
A Christmas tree?
There you go.
Be quiet.
I am quiet.
You go do it. Unplug the tree.
Check it out, light.
Great, let's go.
You are the best electrician ever.
I have my moments.
No!
Hi, I'm Torstein.
Relax! it's just Terje's dad...
Bloody hell! How screwed up is that?
What are you doing?
Jim!
Just trying to help the b*tch.
Too weird.
I offer my assistance,
and this is what I get.
See you tomorrow.
Terje, Terje come on.
Not at my house.
Jim!
Definitely not at my house.
Terje, get your ass over here.
That was just Terje's dad, mom.
He got our power back on.
We have power for Christmas, now.
There'll be no Christmas.
Do you think this is just a game?
No, but it is Christmas.
All that crap about Christmas,
do you really think it helps? Huh?
And that pit bull,
did you really think I bought it?
It's about having a positive attitude.
I am sick, Jim.
I am tired of this, mom.
You're tired?
You have no idea how lucky you are.
You can go out any time you like.
You can go out and just forget
about your sick mom. I can't do that.
I have to stay here forever.
I am the one with anxiety.
Shut up!
Many people with anxiety still go out.
I'm not asking you to go to the moon.
I just want to have Christmas.
What are you doing now?
I'm moving out to the garage.
Jim... Why don't you just stay here?
We can watch videos,
and eat ginger bread cookies, and...
If you want to celebrate Christmas,
you're going to have to join me.
Hello, Jim.
I can see
that you need some changes.
happy families waiting for you.
This family from the upper west side
has everything a child could want.
For the Anker Middelfart family,
press 1.
If you are more into wild life,
press 2 for the Hetta family.
Or maybe you are so sick of your mom
that you prefer two fathers?
For the Foss Juritzen family, press
You all know what day it is today,
right? It is Christmas, starting in:
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5,
4, 3, 2, 1...
Yeah.
Hey, stop.
Will you cut it out!
It's Christmas!
Stop doing that!
Terje? Terje?
Kurt, stop it. What does it say?
"To Terje from Jim. Residence Permit."
I knew they were gay.
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