Pitching Tents Page #2
Next year is our 25th
anniversary,
and you promised to take me to
Paris,
since we had to skip our
honeymoon.
Yeah well, that was Pete's
fault.
You were very worth it honey.
Okay, asseyez-vous, you're
dad needs to get to work.
Oh yeah, why is he going to
work now?
They need some extra help at
the plant.
Honey, dinner.
Where you Daniel?
Making out with your gay
friends?
Like some kind of a loser
boomerang?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what
happened to sloppy Joe night?
It's coq-au-vin.
mushrooms, in a wine sauce.
Now, why are you so late Daniel?
Mr. mulligan, my guidance
counselor,
wanted to meet with me.
He says he can get me into
slippery rock.
He, uh, wants me to meet up
with some guy from there on
Monday.
to go to college to get a job.
Yeah, I know, it's just he
thinks that it's, you know...
nah, nah, you know, college,
it's a waste of four years,
so, you know what, tell him
he can stop filling your head
Bruce, I think that
now is the time for you
to tell Danny your news.
I got you a job at the plant.
What?
I thought they weren't hiring?
They weren't, I got you in.
Tres bien!
Yeah, but I'm still in high
school.
No, it's part time until you
graduate,
and, and nine bucks an hour.
Nine bucks?
Well, he's actually going
to graduate high school.
Let's see Mr. mulligan
make that kind of money.
So, Sunday, you'll come down,
I'll show you around right?
Sunday, he's going to be
face down in a puddle of puke.
What the hell is that supposed
to mean?
So what, I'm not going to
trout camp.
Yeah, he's going to paint
Todd's grandfather's barn
in Pleasantville this weekend.
It's been on the calendar for
weeks.
Oh, yeah, right.
Your brother isn't like you.
He doesn't gamble with his
future.
Alright, he knows
a kid who got busted for
underage drinking, right?
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah, I know dad, and I'm not.
Trout camp's gonna be awesome!
Legendary!
And I just hope I can go.
Oh, dude, you're going.
You gotta go, you're our ride.
I told you a thousand times.
Pot doesn't do anything to me.
Pot and chicks.
When I find goddess camp,
I'm not telling you.
Your gonna waste your time man.
You just wind up walking through
the woods
with poison Ivy on your balls.
Oh,
but I have a secret weapon.
My cousin's map shows all
the places he's searched
back since the sighting in '79.
While you guys are looking
for make believe Poontang
I'll be banging the real thing.
Yeah right, dream on.
Hey save some for me dickweeds.
Guess what my uncle Randy
brought back
from his business trip in Japan?
Gonorrhea?
Good one.
A freakin' Sony Discman.
Yeah, you dweebs won't be able
to get one of these for years.
Alright, I read about
these in rolling stone.
Cd's are just a fad alright.
Yeah, says the DJ from
the honky-tonk station.
Sh*t!
Just paying my dues there,
but for the record, it's classic
country.
Yeah, for the record,
it's just background music
Oh, sh*t!
Ooh, Mr. Danny, that's
cool, what is that dude?
Oh thanks, it's the
cars' next album cover.
They just don't know it yet.
Nice!
If you got a ticket to
slippery rock, take it!
I don't know man, my
Take the job.
It's nine bucks and
hour with great health.
And reek of cobalt like his
idiot brother.
If I wasn't already accepted to
broadcasting,
I mean, I'd ask his old man for
a job.
Okay, you weren't accepted.
They accept anybody who sends a
check.
Shut the hell up Wachowski.
It's alright guys, I'll figure
it out.
Come on guys, stand up.
To titties!
Trees, and trout!
Allons, Allons-y.
Allons-y!
Let's go!
Hey
why do I smell skunk?
Oh I ran over a dead skunk or
something,
you know what, I should
probably go take a shower.
Hold on!
Come here please.
Look at what your father brought
home.
Try it on!
Let's see.
Oh, it fits you perfectly.
We don't have to special
order it, like your brothers.
Huge head, here.
Oh!
Oh, tres Beau!
Look how handsome he looks.
What?
Aw, you look just like your
father.
Danny
Danny!
Danny!
You're going to be late for
school.
Danny!
Oh my god, mom!
Get out!
A woman can be stiff,
when on love intent,
but love has
pitched his mansion,
in the place of
excrement.
For nothing can be sole or
whole,
that has not been rent.
What did Yeats mean when he
said, "pitched his mansion?"
Anyone, anyone, anyone,
anyone, anyone, anyone,
listening to me?
Can you hear me back there?
Oh, okay.
Listen, I know you're going
camping this weekend kids.
I've read about what happens
there.
Please, protect yourselves,
no drinking, or smoking, or
partying.
Catch a fish for crying out
loud.
Or crabs!
That's not funny, that's
a serious condition.
The gaming commission
said you could win $500
for catching the biggest trout.
Five hundred bucks is a lot of
money.
I'm more interested
in smelling like a fish
what's more important Ms.
Keyes,
the length, or the girth?
That's an inappropriate
question young man.
Girth.
Uh, hey Adrianne.
Skanky Ann
up yours dork.
They just accepted me into the
Barbizon school of modeling.
They said, I'm clearly
very fashion forward,
and I show a lot of promise.
I mean that's really
great, you know, um,
so you gonna be at
trout camp this weekend?
Um, yeah, but you know
Hard to miss with you two
making out in shop class.
Oh no, no, it's fine, you know,
Bobby's a great guy.
slippery rock in the fall.
You?
The only book I've ever seen
you open
is your sketch book for
your little doodles.
It's not really finalized
and all that yet, but...
you know.
Huh!
Well, good for you.
Maybe I will see you at trout
camp.
Maybe you won't.
Todd, why do you have
to talk to that b*tch?
Shut the hell up.
Don't let up where
we're setting up camp.
Yeah, but we don't
want them to know that.
Hey, Shelley.
this year?
I'm not sure.
Oh, we're going to try
Pyrenees bend.
Us too!
Close to campo grande, and
I hear they got ten kegs.
Cool
so I'll see you there then.
Guess so.
What the hell!
Sorry, I panicked.
It's cool, we got what we
needed.
Fighting, courage to the core!
Rock pride is mounting,
s.R.U. Forever more!
That is the slippery rock theme
song.
Now Danny, you do have
to have an essay ready
by Monday morning.
Oh, I do.
Yeah, nothing major, just...
Some crap about perseverance,
personal struggles,
overcoming the odds,
they eat that sh*t up.
Ah, trout camp!
I'll whip up something so sad,
they'll read it and
cry like they got their
d*cks caught in the escalator.
Thank you so much Mr.
Mulligan, that's awesome.
I understand, there's
a lot of questions.
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