Pitching Tents Page #3
I'll take care of them too.
And try not to get into too much
trouble.
Don't be fresh.
Team is fighting...
that guy is a freakazoid.
Trout camp f***ers!
You're listening to Phil from
the hill,
and thank you for listening
to oil city's classic country.
You're going to
get me fired man!
- Come on man, let's do this!
- Come on!
Alright, let's go, watch the
door.
There it is.
Let's get you in here.
Come on.
Hey grandpa!
How you doing?
Ooh, watch the head.
Okay.
Lock him up.
I don't know about this dude.
Let's just make sure he gets
back before family feud starts.
Come on, move it.
Take your wine cooler and
your porn and get out.
Alright you're up.
I'll get you next time.
That's what you said last time.
okay.
Oh boy!
Alright, what do I owe you?
And a box of these, yeah!
It's tradition!
Tradition, you're making up
traditions.
Every time I pay, you
make up a tradition.
No, I'm not.
What's going on?
Oh, we're out of quarters, and
dimes.
It's money, let's get going.
I want to get out there
before those pissants
take the best spots.
the box.
"My sciatica, my everything,
my back."
Shut up!
Mom likes me best.
Anything else grandpa?
Okay, I guess that'll do it.
Hang on, the old man didn't
say a word.
That's coz the Japs
ripped out his vocal cords
with a bayonet at the battle of
the bulge.
but thanks for bringing it up.
Wait a minute.
The battle of the bulge was in
Europe.
You want to tell him that?
Thank you for your service.
This way.
Grandpa just got us beer,
and he doesn't know what year it
is.
Okay, always great
hanging out with you grandpa.
Come on grandpa!
We'll see you next time grandpa!
Oh my god, who farted?
Oh, I bet, I think grandpa
crop dusted.
It's getting stronger!
It's in my mouth.
Window!
Window!
Air it out!
Air it out!
Let me out!
Unlock the door Danny!
Let me out!
Why did we park so far away?
He wanted me to park out
here, and use the back door.
Okay, Danny, I need you to come
with me.
He used to hang out
with your older brother.
He might give us a better deal,
alright?
I don't even know why we need
weed.
It's habit forming, you know.
I don't want to see you go down
that path.
Shut up dude.
He should be here.
Yo!
God!
Who's this Hector?
Relax man, it's Pete
Whitaker's brother, Danny.
Is he an a**hole like his
brother?
Just let us inside.
collection.
F*** you, those are my
Someone just stole Geneva Gina,
Was that you?
Um no, it wasn't.
Stash, come on.
I just got this stuff in.
- Oh, yeah, wow.
- Holy sh*t.
F***ing a, right?
Acapulco gold.
Okay how much?
Well for you...
A hundred.
What can I get for 50?
Alright, show stash the cash.
Okay!
Alright.
So uh, what are you guys doing?
You want to uh, roll a doob, or
chill out?
Oh, it's alright, maybe some
other time.
We gotta go.
You sure?
Yeah.
Hold on.
Dude, where's he go,
he just walked off...
oh sh*t, it's the fuzz!
Why are they running?
Go, come on!
Just get in!
Drive, drive, drive!
I'm not taking you anywhere.
Bro, if I explain this weed in
your car,
I told you we didn't need pot.
Who's this douche.
Danny, just pull away, slow.
Unemployment at a record high
people coming
people going
people born to die
don't ask me
because I don't know why
but it's like that
and that's the way it is
people in the world.
Oh there's Henry's Van
trying to make ends meet
pull in over there.
You try to ride car,
hope you brought
train, bus or feet
a five man tent.
I said you gotta work hard.
Watch it!
And that's the way it is.
You need to lay off the dope
because I didn't even touch you.
Huh
yes!
Yo stash, what the hell man,
this is my mom's car.
No wonder the back seat looked
familiar.
Shut up!
God, what an a**hole.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Yo, you pitched your tent in our
spot.
Your spot?
We were here first.
Naw, see this can.
I put it here last year, saved
the area.
Bullshit.
Your not even going
to fish, and this spot
has the best access to the
creek.
Oh, we're going fishing.
Fishing for babes.
See those hot chicks over there?
They ain't going to f*** you
nerds.
Stash, let's just find another
spot.
You guys did it all wrong
anyway.
And it's way too close to the
pisser.
What is he...
forget it, let's just go guys.
What?
We're moving.
Mighty Christian of you boys.
We'll send out sloppy seconds
downstream.
I can not believe that
jerk-off is with us.
Don't worry man, we'll
ditch him at the party.
I don't think we're getting rid
of him.
Forget about it, okay.
Let's just have some
beers, and meet some girls,
and have a great weekend.
Alright, fine.
Alright?
Yeah
dude!
Hey Ronnie, what's up?
Screw you Danny.
What I do?
Speaking of miracles,
it's a miracle that I'm even
here today,
and able to apply, considering
most of my father's ancestors
perished, writhing in their
own blood, and feces, and urine
famine.
I got it ma.
Hello?
I said I got it for Christ's
sake.
Don't you yell at me.
Hello
hey Warren, don bishop.
Oh, Heya don.
slippery rock is meeting
Danny Whitaker on Monday.
Good work, you're stepping up
your game.
Proud of you.
Oh, thanks don.
Keep it up.
Uh, say hi to your mom.
Will do, alright thanks,
goodbye.
Hey ma!
Don says hello!
Wow, you really play
a righteous air guitar.
Oh, if you're lucky, I'll
show you my Yngwie Malmsteen.
If you come any closer,
I'll show you a can of mace.
Ugh, he makes my skin crawl.
I don't know if I can put up
with that cretin all weekend.
I'm going to fish this year.
You say that every year.
Brought my poles and bait.
Better than last year
when you used dynamite,
off.
It was an m 80, and
your pinky nail grew back.
It took four months.
Yeah, there's a lot
Running all through the woods.
If I don't catch that fish,
I think I may kill one of those
kids.
Done it before.
Done it before.
How long you holding onto that
torch
statue of Liberty?
What are our chances with them?
You?
Slim to none.
Me?
A sure thing probably.
There it is.
Love comes
and it flows like water
call of the wild.
Burning
with the hope of insight
time to party!
We are we are we are
we're just children
finding our way around
indecision
we are we are we are
rather helpless
boys, boys, boys.
Welcome to campo grande,
and the party of 1984.
Where'd you get this Hector.
find here.
Dude, it's going to blow away
the party from the '70's okay.
Five bucks, let's go.
This is how it works boys, okay.
Brew over there.
Pisser over there.
Chicks, well, they're
everywhere.
We got something moldy
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