Pitching Tents Page #4

Synopsis: A mysterious goddess, a vulgar guidance counselor and a no-nonsense father all want to help Danny figure out his future while he sneaks off to the woods with his buddies for a weekend of girls, beer and THE party of 1984.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Jacob Cooney
Production: Meritage Pictures
 
IMDB:
5.1
Year:
2017
90 min
Website
24 Views


yes I do, b*tch.

Party favors boys.

Oh sh*t, shrooms.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I didn't bring enough for the

whole class.

What's it gonna be?

What do you guys think?

It's like no with the mushrooms.

Come on dudes, it's our

last f***ing trout camp.

Last chance.

How was that a sports question?

It's sports and leisure.

Cooking is a very popular,

leisurely activity.

Orange wedge, S'il vous plait.

Alright, there we go.

Merci beaucoup.

You talk to Danny?

He just doesn't break a

leg, falling off a ladder

or something, you know.

Bruce, Danny is very

responsible.

You're a regular Linda Lovelace.

Oh, you're such an

a**hole stash, shut up man!

It's a compliment!

Who's up next!

Let's get f***ed up!

Somebody a little tipsy?

Questions in my hand

and then.

I'm here '84!

Answers gone till I don't know

when

whoa, whoa, whoa!

What do you feed this thing?

Live mice.

Really, that's funny coz,

I feed mine live beaver.

Bite me.

That didn't work.

I f***ing love her.

All fish that are under eight

inches

have to be thrown back.

I happen to be packing the

perfect measuring tool.

Eew!

There's a music revolution

happening,

and you still listen to Rick

Springfield.

Yeah, but there's so many

other great bands out there.

Like um, U2, rem, the smiths,

and you listen to sh*t like

Jessie's girl?

Yeah, and you wanna know

my favorite song by him?

Don't talk to strangers.

Later jerk.

Hey hey

the clouds are away

let's take a hit.

No, pot doesn't do anything

for me.

What does that even mean?

And I just don't feel anything.

Then you're doing it wrong dude.

No, I'm pretty sure I've done

it right.

Only dweebs don't smoke weed

okay,

so I'm going to need

you to hit this, pronto.

No, I'm, I'm cool.

Hit it one time.

We're getting pot sucked bro!

And I can see hear smell touch

taste

I really enjoyed that.

And I've got

one two three four five

ooh!

Sh*t.

Are you okay?

Not even going to say hi.

Oh my god, put that thing away.

Yeah, I heard that one before.

I finally get you alone

without your loser friends.

You know they're the main

reason why we didn't work out

in the first place.

Really, that's funny.

You know, I thought the main

reason we didn't work out

was me catching Andy Goodwin's

hand down your pants, but...

I had a weak moment.

You know we dated for two years,

you never had a weak moment with

me.

Hey hey

night fights day

there's food for the thinkers

I happen to be packing

the perfect measuring...

look Phil!

My my

the sky will cry

jewels for the thirsty

and the guilt ones.

I'm so high!

Aw, this feels good.

Clearly seeing me is still

too much for you to handle.

One two three four five

all of you are under arrest!

Stop!

You can't run!

We're calling your parents!

Sh*t!

Hey, Ronnie, guys!

The cops busted up the party.

Yeah, so?

Can I, can I, here, with you

guys?

My dad will rip me a

new one if I get caught.

We don't give a crap.

'Cause of you, we lost hours

of fishing,

finding a new spot.

They're coming, better keep

running.

Whitaker, I see you!

F***!

In conclusion, I am an ideal

candidate for slippery rock,

not just because all of

my relatives perished

like pigs in a sty,

but because when I saw two

roads diverged in a wood,

I took the one less traveled by,

and that has made all the

difference.

Mulligan, you are f***ing

brilliant.

Oh, so that's why my pee

stream is a little erratic.

Okay, yeah.

Oh, look at that.

Come on.

Ugh!

Crazy.

Is that a rubber.

I told you we should

have gone to that party.

Hey, I was beginning to worry

about you.

Oh, relax.

It's going to be alright.

Warren!

Oh, hiya Tony.

What are you doing to me?

Are you trying to get me

in trouble with your mother?

What are you talking about?

What's in the bag?

What's in the bag?

Healthy items.

Can I see?

Donuts, hm.

And you were doing so good!

I'm gonna credit these

to your mother's account.

Thanks Tony.

Why don't you mind your

own beeswax you fat prick.

Well, Bonjour Mr. mulligan.

Oh, good morning Mrs.

Whitaker.

You're up pretty early aren't

you?

Early please, I've already

sweated with Jane Fonda,

and done two hours of laundry.

Jane Fonda, I get it.

Yeah, feel the burn.

I have, I'll never call that

girl again.

Danny's new opportunity

is pretty exciting, huh?

Hey, thanks for taking such

a special interest in Danny.

It meant the world to him.

Ah, I'm just doing my job.

I'm really happy that you and

Mr. Whitaker

Danny wasn't a hundred percent

sure

you'd be on board.

We were just kind of

surprised it happened so fast,

but hey, when opportunity

knocks.

I answer the phone.

Oh yeah, well, he had

to make a few sacrifices

to get Danny in, but it

was totally worth it.

Bruce had to take some

graveyard shifts

in exchange for getting

Danny into Bridgetown.

Bridgetown?

Yeah

where did you think he got a

job?

I gotta go home.

Well hey, are you okay?

What?

Are you alright?

Like you give a sh*t.

Ugh!

Lovely.

That is vile.

Little prick.

This is madman Mully mulligan,

and I'm about to go north on

route eight by black road,

I don't want to get bit by a

bear.

See you hit me up if you

see a Kojak with a Kodak.

I'm going fishing for

a lying little a**hole.

Life is so strange

when you don't know

how can you tell

where you're going to

you can't be sure

of any situation

something could change

and then you won't know

life is so strange

destination unknown

when you don't know

your destination

something could change

it's unknown

and then you won't know.

It's great!

Come on in!

Destination unknown

I take it you're feeling better?

Oh, uh, yeah, I was just

going down to the water

to, um, clean myself up.

Come here.

I don't even know your name.

Oh, I'm, uh, Danny.

Hi Danny.

Allison.

Yeah, yeah I'm a senior at

Grandview.

Here I come you little sh*t

bird.

Here we are.

Here we are.

Ugh, f*** me.

Wherever you are, I hope

you're f***ing dead.

So, did you see him?

It's a ghost town.

Grande's shut down for good,

and no sign of Danny.

Stash never had a party in

the woods busted by the fuzz.

No, they just came to your

house.

I guess we gotta lay low

tonight,

in case they're out

looking for stragglers.

We're not going to find goddess

camp sitting on your ass.

Can't, I don't feel so good.

Goddess camp, if there

were naked chicks out here,

I could sniff them out.

Shut your face.

Did you bring the big bobbers

this time?

No.

Argh!

Hi fellas,

think you can help me out here?

What can we do for you?

Looking for a high school boy.

About this tall.

Slender build, good looking.

And I'm more than a little

pissed off.

For boys out here in the woods.

Only ones who've played me for

a fool.

Takes all kinds I guess.

What a d*ckhead.

Yeah, looks like a dick.

Thanks for helping me out.

Your welcome.

What happened?

I was at a party with friends,

and

we were drinking, and

cops showed up, it was dark,

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