Pitching Tents Page #4
yes I do, b*tch.
Party favors boys.
Oh sh*t, shrooms.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
whole class.
What's it gonna be?
What do you guys think?
It's like no with the mushrooms.
Come on dudes, it's our
last f***ing trout camp.
Last chance.
How was that a sports question?
It's sports and leisure.
Cooking is a very popular,
leisurely activity.
Orange wedge, S'il vous plait.
Alright, there we go.
Merci beaucoup.
You talk to Danny?
He just doesn't break a
leg, falling off a ladder
or something, you know.
Bruce, Danny is very
responsible.
You're a regular Linda Lovelace.
Oh, you're such an
a**hole stash, shut up man!
It's a compliment!
Who's up next!
Let's get f***ed up!
Somebody a little tipsy?
Questions in my hand
and then.
I'm here '84!
Answers gone till I don't know
when
whoa, whoa, whoa!
What do you feed this thing?
Live mice.
Really, that's funny coz,
I feed mine live beaver.
Bite me.
That didn't work.
I f***ing love her.
All fish that are under eight
inches
have to be thrown back.
perfect measuring tool.
Eew!
There's a music revolution
happening,
Springfield.
Yeah, but there's so many
Like um, U2, rem, the smiths,
and you listen to sh*t like
Jessie's girl?
Yeah, and you wanna know
my favorite song by him?
Don't talk to strangers.
Later jerk.
Hey hey
the clouds are away
let's take a hit.
No, pot doesn't do anything
for me.
What does that even mean?
And I just don't feel anything.
Then you're doing it wrong dude.
No, I'm pretty sure I've done
it right.
okay,
so I'm going to need
you to hit this, pronto.
No, I'm, I'm cool.
Hit it one time.
And I can see hear smell touch
taste
And I've got
one two three four five
ooh!
Sh*t.
Are you okay?
Not even going to say hi.
Oh my god, put that thing away.
Yeah, I heard that one before.
I finally get you alone
without your loser friends.
You know they're the main
reason why we didn't work out
in the first place.
Really, that's funny.
You know, I thought the main
reason we didn't work out
was me catching Andy Goodwin's
hand down your pants, but...
I had a weak moment.
You know we dated for two years,
you never had a weak moment with
me.
Hey hey
night fights day
there's food for the thinkers
I happen to be packing
the perfect measuring...
look Phil!
My my
the sky will cry
jewels for the thirsty
and the guilt ones.
I'm so high!
Aw, this feels good.
Clearly seeing me is still
too much for you to handle.
One two three four five
all of you are under arrest!
Stop!
You can't run!
We're calling your parents!
Sh*t!
Hey, Ronnie, guys!
The cops busted up the party.
Yeah, so?
Can I, can I, here, with you
guys?
My dad will rip me a
new one if I get caught.
We don't give a crap.
'Cause of you, we lost hours
of fishing,
finding a new spot.
They're coming, better keep
running.
Whitaker, I see you!
F***!
In conclusion, I am an ideal
candidate for slippery rock,
not just because all of
my relatives perished
like pigs in a sty,
but because when I saw two
roads diverged in a wood,
I took the one less traveled by,
and that has made all the
difference.
Mulligan, you are f***ing
brilliant.
Oh, so that's why my pee
stream is a little erratic.
Okay, yeah.
Oh, look at that.
Come on.
Ugh!
Crazy.
Is that a rubber.
I told you we should
have gone to that party.
Hey, I was beginning to worry
about you.
Oh, relax.
It's going to be alright.
Warren!
Oh, hiya Tony.
What are you doing to me?
Are you trying to get me
in trouble with your mother?
What are you talking about?
What's in the bag?
What's in the bag?
Healthy items.
Can I see?
Donuts, hm.
And you were doing so good!
to your mother's account.
Thanks Tony.
Why don't you mind your
own beeswax you fat prick.
Well, Bonjour Mr. mulligan.
Oh, good morning Mrs.
Whitaker.
you?
Early please, I've already
sweated with Jane Fonda,
and done two hours of laundry.
Jane Fonda, I get it.
Yeah, feel the burn.
I have, I'll never call that
girl again.
Danny's new opportunity
is pretty exciting, huh?
Ah, I'm just doing my job.
Mr. Whitaker
Danny wasn't a hundred percent
sure
you'd be on board.
We were just kind of
surprised it happened so fast,
but hey, when opportunity
knocks.
I answer the phone.
Oh yeah, well, he had
to make a few sacrifices
to get Danny in, but it
Bruce had to take some
graveyard shifts
in exchange for getting
Danny into Bridgetown.
Bridgetown?
Yeah
where did you think he got a
job?
I gotta go home.
Well hey, are you okay?
What?
Are you alright?
Like you give a sh*t.
Ugh!
Lovely.
That is vile.
Little prick.
This is madman Mully mulligan,
I don't want to get bit by a
bear.
See you hit me up if you
see a Kojak with a Kodak.
Life is so strange
when you don't know
how can you tell
where you're going to
you can't be sure
of any situation
something could change
and then you won't know
life is so strange
destination unknown
when you don't know
your destination
something could change
it's unknown
and then you won't know.
It's great!
Come on in!
Destination unknown
I take it you're feeling better?
Oh, uh, yeah, I was just
going down to the water
Come here.
I don't even know your name.
Oh, I'm, uh, Danny.
Hi Danny.
Allison.
Yeah, yeah I'm a senior at
Grandview.
Here I come you little sh*t
bird.
Here we are.
Here we are.
Ugh, f*** me.
Wherever you are, I hope
you're f***ing dead.
So, did you see him?
It's a ghost town.
Grande's shut down for good,
and no sign of Danny.
No, they just came to your
house.
tonight,
in case they're out
looking for stragglers.
We're not going to find goddess
camp sitting on your ass.
Can't, I don't feel so good.
Goddess camp, if there
Shut your face.
Did you bring the big bobbers
this time?
No.
Argh!
Hi fellas,
think you can help me out here?
What can we do for you?
Looking for a high school boy.
About this tall.
Slender build, good looking.
And I'm more than a little
pissed off.
For boys out here in the woods.
Only ones who've played me for
a fool.
Takes all kinds I guess.
What a d*ckhead.
Yeah, looks like a dick.
Thanks for helping me out.
Your welcome.
What happened?
I was at a party with friends,
and
we were drinking, and
cops showed up, it was dark,
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