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think I can figure out the rest.
What the hell.
Where'd he come from?
He fell down into our camp.
So you brought him here?
Do you really think a
guy just stumbled upon us
yes, and he might have a
concussion.
Is this goddess camp?
Look, he has no idea where he
is.
And I will lead him out
of here blind folded.
Okay?
We don't have a choice, do we.
And if we find one of his
buddies lurking around,
there's going to be trouble.
You need a little hair
of the dog that bit you.
Oh, it's all in your head.
Man, I gotta take a sh*t.
Guys, just keep an eye on my
rod.
That sounds so gay dude.
There's not even anything left.
Hey, sorry if I like
caused a problem or anything.
Oh you didn't, my friends
can be a little intense
about their privacy.
Yeah
can't believe I actually
found goddess camp.
We're not goddesses, we're
friends
who like to chill out after
finals.
Yeah, some of the girls have
been coming
to this spot for years.
We don't want the word
to get out and ruin it.
I can understand that.
Most guys don't.
We've been spotted a few times,
and we've become this secret
society of amazonian lesbians.
And every year, some horny high
schooler
thinks he's Indiana Jones
searching for us
like we're the lost ark.
It's sad.
Well, I'm not one of them.
What?
Horny or high schooler?
Boys, boys, boys, boys!
Come here you fish bastard!
- Oh crap!
- Holy sh*t!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait, wait!
Whoa, whoa!
While you were out
lollygagging, I caught it.
That's my pole, I baited it, I
cast it,
that's my fish.
Anyone can throw a worm in the
water,
the art's in catching it.
The baby's mine.
Bullshit.
Whoa!
We came here to party,
and have a good time,
not fight over a fish alright.
Why don't you just throw it
back.
Uh...
The prize money will buy
me sh*t loads of bacon,
Jesus, is pot the only
thing you care about?
Pot and p*ssy.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Hey ladies!
Take a look at my huge trout!
Yuck, why do they hang out
with him?
Because, he's never without
weed.
So, they would rather get high
with him,
than hook up with us?
Come on, toughen up you p*ssy!
Hah, hey guess how you
order steak in France?
Oh, don't know, don't care.
Biftek et frites!
You're going to need to
learn when we go to Paris.
Oh honey, look, hey,
romantic,
niagra falls.
Yeah, those Canadians, they
put all their signs in French.
That's not romantic.
Honey, very romantic.
You know Bobby Vinton
plays there all the time.
Oh, you know, you know...
Roses are r...
don't you dare.
24 years you have been promising
me.
Now I have clipped coupons,
and bought store brand.
I have sold Tupperware,
and Mary Kaye and Avon,
which is a conflict of interest,
I have skimped on nail
salons and hair salons
and dry cleaning to save money.
You are taking me
to Paris!
Okay, I'm taking you to par...
Honey, I'm just kidding around.
Honey, come on, honey, come on.
I'm taking...
hey Bruce, Caroline.
Hey, Bonjour Mike,
you're not on duty today?
No, I was, I worked a double.
Hey there Pete, haven't
seen you in awhile.
No, you have not.
So anyway, Bruce.
Its none of my business, but
last night
I broke up an underage
and Danny was there.
Busted!
Hey, shut it.
Danny's not at trout camp,
Pleasantville.
Oh no, he was, I saw
him with my own eyes.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I was this close to him.
I saw him.
I think you must've mistook
some other kid for Danny.
What?
Oh, yeah.
Maybe I did.
See you guys around.
Bruce, don't get carried...
Caroline, don't.
I can't believe stash
is going to win the money.
bigger one.
No way!
I don't care, let that ass wipe
win.
Buy all the weed he can get
induced coma.
Well, as long as you don't care.
Wow, so your counselor tells you
he can get you into slippery
rock,
the same day your dad
gets you into Bridgetown?
out.
I just don't get how
people can expect you to make
a decision at 18 that
affects your whole life.
My parents were convinced
I'd become a doctor.
I told my dad that I
wanted to study sociology,
and back pack through Europe,
and he threw up.
Literally, mashed potatoes
all over my mother.
It was classic.
It's pretty funny.
What made you want to study
sociology?
I knew I wanted to
help people in some way,
but I just couldn't stomach
pre-med, and all that blood.
You did a pretty good
job patching me up.
Well, you're lucky it wasn't
any worse.
I would have left you for the
bears.
Just look at 'em.
Huh?
They are so flirting with us.
Acting like they're not paying
attention.
Wait, how do you know they're
acting?
Because it's what they do.
Just make them think we're
ignoring them.
I am ignoring them.
Me catching that fish
turned the little one on.
Then why don't they come over
here?
'Cause then we'd think they're
easy.
Wait so, they wanna come over
here,
because they're easy, but
they won't come over here
because they don't us
to know they're easy.
Ding-ding, circle gets the
square.
But don't you guys worry.
way to get 'em over here.
Bruce, I don't think
this is a good idea.
Pete!
Let's go!
So um, what's Pittsburgh like?
Oh, I love it.
My place is on Southside, near
Jack's bar.
Carson street is so much fun.
I've only been to Pittsburgh
once,
for like a class trip to the
zoo.
Well, you should check
it out this summer.
I'd like that, for sure.
Um, I gotta figure out
what I'm doing first,
'cause there's a good
chance I might be working.
So, slippery rock's out?
I don't know,
I mean uh,
you know, going to
college would be a blast,
but working at Bridgetown
would mean a lot to my dad.
You know it's like a family
tradition.
Um, life's a puzzle.
Make sure you don't try to force
pieces
where they don't fit.
You know if sociology doesn't
work out,
you should definitely try
being a guidance counselor.
I'm getting tired.
I'm trying here.
Just get it up already.
This has never
happened to me before.
It's probably a bear or
something.
What!
Bobby!
Oh Bobby!
Bobby, thank god, I'm lost.
You have any Colamine lotion.
I got poison Ivy on my balls.
Listen, Mr. m., I'm a little
busy here.
Listen, Mr. m., why don't
you go way over there?
Get outta here.
F***er.
Pete!
Come on!
This is so cool.
We haven't been hunting together
in years.
We're not hunting.
We're hunting for Danny's ass.
You guys haven't lured
them over here yet?
They're never coming
over here with you around.
together.
Maybe not this time.
Bullshit.
And the apple, and the snake,
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