Pixels Page #7
Yeah.
The only way to beat these things.
Count the bullets, calculate the
speeds, crunch the numbers.
Where's the fun in that?
Oh, boy.
Why, what do you do?
You pretend you're the guy,
and you didn't want to die.
Yeah, that sounds cool, but it's
That's why you have
your reset button.
We don't have those growing up.
The most violent game
I've ever seen.
I don't like it.
It isn't healthy for you.
It's fine, I can handle it.
I'm not talking to you,
I'm talking to homeboy.
So much blood!
Yeah, you know what
will cheer you up?
- A cheese ball.
- Yep.
Huh?
Come on, suck one up.
Take a hand full.
That was smooth.
That was very smooth.
You know we should get
him some exercise...
...maybe throw him on the trampoline
for a little bit?
Trampoline! Trampoline! Trampoline!
Okay, how about me, and him do that,
while you go ask my mom
to the ball tomorrow night?
Unfortunately,
I'm not attracted to your mother.
Bull crap!
You're right, I am.
Okay...
...finish these.
You're getting chubby.
Hi.
Hi.
So...
So...?
Sorry!
Again! Again!
So I'm feeling obligated to make an
appearance to that thing tomorrow night.
I was wondering
when you got there...?
...possible you would like to hang out
with me while I was there?
- Like a date?
- Like a date, but... yeah.
I didn't know about that.
I'm a snob,
I have mental problems.
Well, you know, you are,
and you do but...
...I'm willing to overlook that
for the evening.
Okay.
You will?
Um hmm.
Three, four.
Thank you, thank you.
Nice welcome for a change, huh?
Bring it down, Travolta,
bring it down.
They love you big man!
Good to see the respect, pal.
Well, looky here, Serena.
They threw me a big party
to thank me for saving the world.
And you get to stand next
to me all night!
- Champagne, sir?
- Thank you.
They promised me
an island if I did this.
Oh!
I'm dying to met Sam's
new lady friend.
She's nothing.
It's just a little hanging out thing.
- Yeah, sure.
- Insurance.
Is she pretty, Will?
Define pretty.
I mean, you're pretty.
- Extremely pretty.
- Thank you.
She, I think, in the classical sense
of the word, is...
- Brenner, help me out here.
- You're doing great, keep going.
You know, she...
for military personnel, certainly...
You're the first lady...
She's a ten.
Hey, Brenner!
Hey, Brenner.
Excuse me for a second.
Come on Matty, let's Dance!
You look nice in a tux.
Green is officially my
favorite color now.
I have a question for you.
The President said I'm on call tonight,
so I can only have half a beer.
I know you like drinking out
of sippy cups, but...
...want to split a bottle with me?
What happened?
- You brush your teeth.
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
- Alright, lead the way.
You got it.
Let's hear about Sinnamon.
What's she look like?
- Oh God, are you kidding?
- I want to know.
She's a husband stealing Pilates teacher.
She's hot!
And limber.
It doesn't matter.
Yes, actually it does!
She's not perfect though, right?
Girls like that who steals husbands...
...always got one thing wrong with them.
Come on.
Her forehead's too big?
No.
- Mole on the chin?
- No.
- Two different nostrils?
- No!
She's...
flawless.
She's...
I mean, her eyes.
Her eyes are a little far apart.
Kinda looks like a flounder.
There it is!
Good.
So tonight, your doppy ex-husband is going
to be looking into those eyes and saying:
"What kind of choice did I make?"
"I use to stare into the
most beautiful eyes I've ever seen...
...and now I'm stuck staring at
the fillet fish sandwich."
Did you say I have beautiful eyes?
While insulting the other chick.
Wow.
That is really, really, really, good.
Thank you.
Can I have some of that?
No? I thought we were splitting?
Hoo-ah!
You know?
Everybody likes:
"Brenner this" and "Brenner that."
But make no mistake, Fireblaster
is the leader of this crew.
Who's the Fireblaster, again?
Me, Serena! Alright, let me just
cut to the chase here.
Fireblaster been in prison for 8 years.
He hasn't been with a woman
since '05.
You're in for...
...the time of your life.
Even think of touching me, and I'm gonna
to smack you through the wall.
I'd have it no other way.
Should have gone with
Martha Stewart.
At least then I would have a tasty panini
cooked for me, or some sh*t.
So, what are you gonna do
after all this?
Are you gonna go back
to the Nerd Brigade?
Wow.
Yeah. Yeah.
Probably. I mean...
what else would I do?
I think someone
with your skills...
...would be better off inventing
technology rather than installing it.
I don't know, of course I would love to
do something different.
You know, I had my shot...
...when I was a kid in the arcades.
But...
...I blew it.
Yeah, I was thinking that maybe
my life would have been different.
Anytime I'm getting on a roll...
...or I feel like,
everything is going great...
...a giant ape throws
another barrel at me.
But.. it's all good...
...don't worry, "Hooyah".
"Hooyah."
Ladies and gentlemen, I proud to
introduce a special message...
...to the arcaders from P.S. 427...
...in New York City.
New York was in trouble.
Pac-Man caused a ruckus.
But the arcaders saved us.
Because they are brave sons of...
People of the earth...
...have violated
the rules of warfare, dude.
Violated the rules?
Because of this, you have forfeit,
and the planet is now ours.
Dudes, in 12 hours...
...we'll commence with the
all out destruction of earth.
After that, we sing this
about your precious planet
She's gone!
Oh, I better
learn how to face...
What the heck are they talking about?
Where are you going, Fireblaster?
Oh, hi kid.
I told Serena
I needed to get some air.
You know... I've only known her
half an hour and she's already...
" Mrs. Fireblaster this,
Mrs. Fireblaster that".
A cop fished these out of the river
the night you went in.
I was going to give them back to you,
but...
I saw some interesting things
written on the inside of the lens.
The Pac-Man cheating code
for super speed.
- You're a cheater.
- So what?
Used cheats codes back in the day
to help me dominate.
So I figured why not use them
for the big show, and they worked.
You've been a cheater your whole life?
No.
Only since I was 10.
That's how I beat your boy
Brenner at the world championships.
I owe everything I have to
these bitchin' shades.
What did you do?
I didn't do anything.
I thought we obeyed every rule!
You thought wrong, civilian!
We squandered our one chance on you!
A high fiber moment.
- But I swear...
- But nothing!
You heard Hall and Oates!
You blew it!
I've seen your files.
You've never accomplished
a dam thing in your life.
Brenner won two battles, Admiral.
That's two more than you.
I wouldn't get smart with me, colonel.
You were all over this sideshow that did
nothing but waste valuable time.
Sometimes I wonder if you not working
for the Martians, yourself!
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