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to pay no taxes...
...like, forever.
And no sales taxes.
If I want buy some for instance gum...
...I want to flash a card
that says "I saved the world".
I didn't have to pay some sh*t sale taxes
for some gum.
And I want a stealth attack helicopter...
...so I can fly over the
Super Bowl, at my disposal...
...at all times,
so I can fly around.
I didn't want deal with traffic no more.
And lastly...
...I want you to set up
a romantic rendezvous...
...between Me, Serena Williams,
and Martha Stewart...
...in the Lincoln Bedroom.
Number 1. You're not getting a helicopter
or any sort of flying or driving vehicle.
Number 2. I'm pretty sure
the Federal government...
...can do without your income taxes,
and be fine.
And Number 3. If you help us
beat these things...
...I think we can get you out of here.
And Martha/Serena sandwich?
Pick one of them,
and we'll set up a coffee.
Serena Williams.
And we are closed.
Hello?
Understand.
It's happening tonight.
Where?
New York City.
Hello, Big Apple.
The cavalry has arrived.
Thanks for coming.
We saw how you guys
took care of the centipedes.
We hope you can do the same for us.
We hope so, also.
Well, what are we dealing with?
Over here.
Rookie...
...just tell them what you saw.
It was awful.
It was like one of those monster movies,
you know?
But this time...
...the monster was real.
And who was this monster?
Pac-Man.
Pac-Man?
Boom, that's my jam.
Let's get some light cannons,
and blow this sucker back to
whatever planet it came from.
No! Light cannons don't kill Pac-Man.
Boom! Let's get us some little ghosts.
You want ghosts?
She's got ghosts.
We use the energy force field technology
from the cube...
...to develop four mini generators
for each of the cars. "Ghosts".
We're calling them
"XM950 Attack Modules".
Okay, we're calling them "Mini-ghost"...
because we'll never remember
what you just said.
Why are there four? There's only
three of us. Who is the fourth?
May introduce to you
Professor Toru Iwatani.
The creator of Pac-Man.
Do you speak Japanese?
No.
Sir, what an honor. Thanks for all
the joy you brought to our lives.
Awesome.
Made your game my b*tch!
What is...?
"Bit-cha"?
he's a criminal.
- You alright?
- Yeah.
Okay, assuming they play by the rules
of the game like they did in "Centipide"...
...you guys hit Pac-Man 3 times with
the energy field, you win.
Ludlow's right. You do smell good.
- Good luck.
- Yeah
Gentlemen, I will be sending Pac-Man's
current coordinates to your GPS.
Let's locate and eliminate.
Come on guys.
Pac-Man's a bad guy?
Pac-Man is not bad!
to all people of the world.
They've brainwashed him!
Deep down...
...He's kind, gentle...
...someone you can tell your troubles to,
or grab a hamburger with!
You'll see.
Professor Iwatani,
get back into the car!
Professor Iwatani,
what are you doing?
I will talk to him.
He's my son!
No, that's a bad idea.
Hello...
Look how big you've grown!
I am so proud of you.
It's so sweet.
He's so sweet.
But all these destructive things
you're doing...
...it's wrong.
I am your father.
I know...
...you're a good boy.
No!
Somebody kill that stupid b*tch!
That was some twisted Pinocchio-Geppetto
stuff right there.
Alright, losers!
Three on one!
Let's hit it!
Pac-Man's, faster
than I remembered!
Pac-Man always been faster
then the ghosts.
We're going to have to
outmaneuver his ass.
Wonder bro, you and
I'll stay with Big Yellow.
Woe Eddie,
how did you do that so fast?
Because I'm the champ,
Lt.. Long legs.
Nope!
Whats up?
Oh yeah!
Good one, Eddie!
One down!
Two to go!
Okay, Pac-Man number two
just regenerated 4 streets north bound.
Turn east at the next intersection.
Brenner, go straight!
Got it.
Ludlow to the left.
Eddie, at the next intersection,
turn left.
We've got him!
There's no where to go!
Oh, God! No!
"Oh, God, what"?
He ate the power pellet!
Pac man has 10 seconds
where they can eat us!
Why me?
Oh, God, don't eat me! Don't eat me!
Please don't eat me!
Boys! Help!
I'm going to die a virgin!
Why are you doing this to me?
You've been brainwashed!
You're a good boy!
Ludlow, run!
Pump those legs, go!
That a boy, Eddie!
You just got "Fireblasted",
sucker!
What?
How the hell did he
get over there so fast?
Way to go, champ!
Aren't you glad you sprung me,
Second place?
Yeah, trilled.
One more to go
and it's happy hour.
So like, I guess they just leave, me here.
Now It's time for the hat trick.
Wooow!
Brenner, it's on you.
power pellets out there.
So, stay alert.
I've got this.
If I don't...
...the world ends.
I can't let that happen.
Come on, Brenner, come on.
Brenner, he's leading directly into
one of the power pellets!
Get out of there.
One.
What the hell is he doing?
Two.
Dammit Brenner, I have a son
I would like to see grow up!
Three. You'll see your boy grow up!
Four.
Brenner, get out!
He's going to eat you!
Five.
Six.
Seven.
Eight.
Nine.
Ten.
You did! Brenner!
Way to go, buddy!
There he is!
Fireblaster!
Fireblaster, I love you!
Hey, guys!
Coming through. Going to
one of the heroes, sorry.
Hey.
Check it out.
our next trophy.
It's Q'bert.
Yeah, I know, I know.
Can I kill it?
No!
Get to know him a little bit,
ask some questions.
Then we'll kill him.
Huh!
- I'm joking. Just put the blanket on him.
- Bye!
Mr. President!
Please, Hal.
Mr. President, your approval ratings have
tripled since this crisis began.
Do you feel the heretofore
sanguine caused data...
...are tracking toward
an auspicious staining moment?
Shut up, Hal.
You're just using big words to
try to make him look like an idiot.
We love you, Mr. President.
Thank you for saving us.
Please didn't thank me.
It's Sam Brenner, and his team that have
brought us to the brink of victory.
And we understand that you're holding
Is that a good idea when
another attack my be imminent?
No need to worry.
They have their arcada uniforms on
underneath their tuxes...
...ready to go at a moments notice.
And for the record, Hal...
...I happen know what several
...I drank a few cold "sanguines"
on my last trip to Mexico.
Bite on that, Hal!
You! You! You!
I didn't know what would be worse.
Them failing...
...or them actually pulling this off.
Wife:
What was that, Jim?Can you shut up for five seconds?
We need to increase the rate of fire.
You've already calculated that in
your beautiful mind, didn't you?
There's no rhythm
or reason to this game.
Where are the patterns?
You get attacked out of left field.
Patterns? Is that why you were so
good with Pac man and Centipede?
You memorized the patterns?
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