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enough for your cooperation on this.
Of course, Will.
our powers...!
...We can duff up the jiggery pokery
of these blighters...
...and send them scuffling back
to the fascist fam they came!
I know, right?
Peg on!
I have no idea what she just said.
I just want to touch it.
Easy with those light cannons, gentlemen!
We don't have any backups.
These ray guns gonna work, Van Patten?
We had no way to field test them, sir...
...but our computer models show
a great likelihood of effectiveness.
"Great likelihood"? You're sending my men
into battle with untested ordinances?
I had two days to do things never done
before on this planet, sir.
Just remember who you're talking too,
missy.
Right!
Anybody who doesn't need to be here...
...follow me to the support area!
That means you two,
nipple twisters!
Move it!
Colonel, didn't worry.
They're gonna work.
and what does President Cooper do?
Critics say:
"Nothing".That's not strictly true,
he made a cake.
I'm the sprinkle monster!
- Put that on pause, Sean.
- Thank you.
Turn it off.
My apologies, Will.
Just wanted to spend some quality time
with the wife.
Oh, I understand.
My husband says we don't spend the
time together like we use to.
So I took him to one of those
"Do it yourself" pottery studios.
He made me a, well: "Sexiest Prime
Minister" coffee mug.
Well. maybe he sees something
that nobody else does, you know?
Anything, Colonel Van Patten?
It's eerily quiet,
Mr. President.
In case it's "Space Invaders"
I just thought of something...
Please return to the support area!
There's a 5 + 1 formation,
alright?
If I need you, we know
where to find you, alright?
Now bugger-off.
Bloody geek.
It's "Centipede".
Okay boys,
do exactly what we talked about!
Kill each centipede
from the head down!
Do not hit him in the middle
or he will split in two!
No, no! Didn't we just say
don't split them in half?
Shoot for the head!
The mushroom things are in the way!
You shoot the mushrooms things
like the game!
Guys, every time he hits a mushroom,
My God! will you please find
the pattern and anticipate!
I didn't know the patterns!
Sergeant Duff.
12 clock!
What the hell kind of
beer commercial is this?
If I say it's
a beer commercial...
...it's a bloody beer commercial.
Get your bloody ass back here,
Yank!
Shock and awe, baby!
High Score, alien trash!
You messed with the wrong planet!
From Land's End to John O'Groats!
- What the hell are you saying?
- I didn't know!
Hey, Ludlow! Grab a light cannon and
get out here now!
I need your help!
Me, no! Look at me!
I look delicious!
They'll gobble me up
like space "dim sum"!
It's level 2!
We're the only ones
who can do this!
Come on! You're the wonder kid!
You're no authority to dispense
weapons here, Mr. Brenner!
Mr. President?
Let the nerds take over.
What was that, sir?
Let the nerds take over!
Brenner's right.
I am the wonder kid.
This is the best time!
I have never been
happier in my life!
Okay, you can let go
of each other now.
Alright, you finish that.
I'll finish this.
It's been 30 years since I kicked your butt
Move your arms!
Let's take it forward!
Now take it back!
- Enjoy!
- Hey!
Come back here!
Who are you, mister?
Son, I'm a just a loser who is
good at old video games.
Thank God for that!
Drinks on the US government!
Which is covering up the truth about the
Ancient Pyramid under the Hoover Dam!
You know you're all right,
Brenner.
You're alright too, snobby.
Are you going to nurse that all night long
or when are you going to start hitting it?
We defeat a few malformed belligerents
beer is fine.
If we defeat
a full on space invasion...
...I'm thinking something
a little stronger.
You're really challenging me t
I'm not so sure you can, buddy.
I was the vodka shot holder
in my class at West Point.
One time I drank 15 milk shakes at Dennys.
We'll see what happens.
Where are my gamer guys, huh?
It looks like all that time you wasted when
we were kids is finally paying off.
- Yeah, baby.
- Alright!
Sir, may I affirm that
by pouring you a frosty?
The President can't be seen drinking
during times of crisis.
So nobody look!
Look the other way!
Inhabitants of earth...
...congratulations,
you have won this battle,
Please accept one of our warriors
as a trophy of your victory.
The next challenge
It will not be easy.
The details will sent via
this signal shortly.
Remember, we are still leading
two battles to one.
One more loss for you will mean
the annihilation your world.
Good luck,
and may the best planet win.
You heard them.
Let's get back to work.
We've gotta get you guys ready
for your next battle.
Battle? Us? Huh?
This is like a regular thing now?
Remember when I told you you were
meant for something more in life?
Yeah.
This could be it, buddy.
There's nobody better than you.
Well...
...not at every game.
No no!
Never gonna happen.
Yo know he's right, Brenner.
We didn't even know
Where to find that idiot!
Eddie Plant married
and divorced four times.
Declared bankruptcy
in 1991 and 2004.
In 2005, he was caught hacking
cell phone companies...
...adding one of those fees you see
on your bill every month...
- ...but no one knows what it is.
- What a idiot!
He had about 15 million before he was
convicted and sentence to 20 years in prison.
Guards, get me out of here.
It's that mean Centipede killer!
I hope he don't zap me
with his space gun.
How are you, Eddie?
What's up second place?
Oh, and your sidekick here...
...The "Presi-donut".
I didn't know you could have
an approval rating so "cattastrophic".
- Okay Eddy, here's what we need.
- I know what you need.
You need the Fireblaster.
Who is the Fireblaster?
Me. That's my nickname,
sugarbuns.
Oh yeah, that's right,
the one you made up for yourself.
Yeah, who cares who made it up?
It's totally tubular!
Yeah.
See, this is why I don't think I can have
Brenner on my team.
He's just not really a gamer.
Take out your bag of quarters, pick a game.
I'll destroy you at it.
Oh, I'll pick a game, alright.
- Okay, I'm leaving.
- No no, hey, hey, come on.
Sit down.
Okay, in exchange for helping us...
...I will personally speak to the parole
board about reducing your sentence.
- Pass.
- Pass?
That deal don't work
for Eddie Plant.
If you want the Fireblasters help,
he has some demands.
Demands?
The "Bifocalblaster" is here,
by the way.
I want an island.
Oh, my God.
There are 18,617 named islands that are
part of United States, and its territories.
Not to mention all the countless
unnamed ones...
...like the soon to be called: "Edwahii".
You're not getting an island.
Then I want a full pardon.
I want to get out of here for good.
And after I do, I didn't want
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