Pocketful of Miracles Page #10
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Dude, you're gettin' hooked again.
You know what? You almost had me
walking out on poor old Apple Annie.
Queenie, call your broads. Judge, call
Boyle's pool room. You know the number.
- I'll call...
- Dude... Dude!
Round everybody up.
They was knotted real tight.
Good thing I was a boy scout.
Mr Darcey ain't gonna like this.
You tell Mr Darcey he's got a deal, but on
my terms. He delivers me $100,000 cash.
And no more of you popgun monkeys
showing up or else I ain't gonna like it.
Would you kindly connect me
with Harry the Horse?
Honey, forget the house party.
I need you now.
Cheesecake, roust out the boys
and take 'em to a Turkish bath, will you?
What do you think, what for?
A bath, you jerk!
Hey, Joy Boy, get ahold of whatshisname.
Rosy, the suit man.
That's a good idea. I'll have him
measure you all for straitjackets.
I gave my love a cherry
without no stone
I gave my love a chicken
without no bone
I gave my love a ring that had no end
I gave my love a baby
With no crying
I threw Carlos a flower
And blushed a smile
My love threw me the autumn moon
And laughed a mile
I gave my love a heart of love
Wrapped up in pink and blue
I'll give my love a baby
Who'll look like you
- Keep singing. Please.
- No, Carlos. It's your turn.
- I'm busy.
- The wedding poem. You promised.
- Keep still.
- You'll have to at the wedding feast.
Your father told me that every Romero
for 1,000 years has had to do it.
- All because some silly ancestor wrote it.
- I love it. Please?
You interrupt people
at the oddest moments.
Please?
I hope nobody is listening.
For her, for whom
the great cathedral's heavenly choir
sings God's angelic music.
Be still, my racing heart -
she is floating toward me
as a winged melody.
A thousand eyes, all moist and dewy,
share the lovely vision.
Behold:
My bride.- Mother!
- Mrs Manville.
- I was lonely for you.
- It is my fault. Please.
I have a lifetime with Louise, and you
only two days. I will see you later, Mother.
You do not mind
my calling you "Mother"?
I'd like that... Son.
Thank you...
Mother.
You do love him, don't you?
So much it must show, Mama.
Today, when we were
walking along Broadway,
a little old flower pedlar -
a deaf and dumb lady - gave me this.
She insisted I take it,
and she refused to accept a penny for it.
- Oh, Mama, life is wonderful, isn't it?
- Yes, baby. Yes.
- Mama?
- Yes?
You don't think anything can...
can happen, do you?
- Happen?
- I'm foolish, I suppose.
Maybe it's because I'm wishing so hard.
Mama, have you ever wished
for something so hard...
Nothing's going to happen.
Nothing.
Yeah?
- Captain Moore to see you, Inspector.
- Send him right in.
- Anything on the missing reporters?
- Nothing, Inspector. Not a thing.
The newspapers are crucifying us.
You hear Winchell last night?
- Yeah?
- The commissioner's on the phone.
There he is again. Fourth time today.
Hello, Commissioner.
No, but I've got Captain Moore
in my office right now.
- No, not a thing yet.
- What do you mean?
I'm not gonna be made the goat
for the whole department.
- What is it?
- The mayor's on the phone.
- Didn't you tell him I was out?
- He didn't believe it.
Hold on a minute.
Hello. Yeah, Chief. I was just talking
to Inspector McCrary. Not a thing yet.
I have had a supersufficiency of
"not a thing".
I want some action, and I want it quickly.
Every editor in town is in my office now.
And you'll get a front-page editorial in
my paper every day till something's done.
It is a very embarrassing situation
when a reporter is not safe on our streets.
If the city can't do anything,
perhaps the state can.
We'll take it up
with the governor tomorrow.
I want you to find
those three reporters, Commissioner,
or I will be forced
to demand your resignation.
McCrary, you dig up those three reporters
or I'll have to get myself another boy.
Captain, you have 24 hours
to find those reporters.
If you can't, you'll find yourself on the
other end of a broom at the horse barn!
- What is it?
- I think we got an angle on the reporters.
- Speak up, son.
- A funny thing happened.
Last Saturday I met one of the boats,
- Two characters shoved me into a car.
- Why didn't you report it sooner?
They didn't hurt me, just drove me around
the Bronx, then gave me taxi money.
- Any idea who grabbed him?
- Not exactly.
Two of our men saw Dave the Dude at the
pier Saturday night meeting some people.
- And with his whole mob.
- Dave the Dude, hm?
It's not much, but we're beginning
to look like a police department.
Captain, you better put a tail on the Dude.
There could be a connection.
These are great, Judge.
Just a few more speeches.
As Jimmy Durante says,
"I've got a million of 'em."
"My dear Count, it is indeed a pleasure..."
I'm charmed to meet you, Count.
I'm charmed to meet you...
- All right, hold it, everybody!
- Quiet! Quiet!
Listen. Queenie, take your broads
to the other side of the room.
- You guys, I want to talk to you.
- Guys over here! Broads over there!
Come on, move it! We ain't got all night.
You guys,
you gotta remember something.
You're not a bunch of bums.
You're a bunch of gents.
Dude, you gotta make 'em stop with the
pistols. They making holes in the lining.
I thought I told you to tell 'em
to leave the rods home.
- Weasel, I told you - no rods!
- No rods. Come on, you guys.
If we don't act like gents, we'll bollix
the whole schmear up tomorrow night.
Now, you all got the speeches
the judge wrote for you.
You know who you are, huh?
I don't have to tell you?
- Who are you, Slops?
- Governor of the State of Utta.
- State of what? No, no. State of Utah.
- Utah, metah...
Look, will you read the speech
the way the judge gave it to you, please?
Don't yak too much. Smile all the time.
That'll get you by anybody, even kings.
Kings, yeah. But these mugs? You smile
at 'em, you get a hand on the knee.
You've had so many hands on your knees,
deary, you wear gloves for stockings.
OK, settle down.
Dude! If any of your he's
make passes at my she's...
- No passes, no passes, no passes!
- You hear that? No passes.
- No passes? Gee, what a party pooper.
- I don't wanna hear no more from you.
Dude, this ain't a good speech
the judge gave me.
- You handicapping speeches now?
- This count's from out of town.
- So what?
- I tell him he's lucky to meet Apple Annie.
You wanna tell him you'll fix him up with
a couple of dames? Just read the speech!
Cheesecake!
Tell 'em to be quiet. Quiet down, guys.
Will you please be quiet!
Why aren't you practising?
- I've been practising. Only...
- Only what?
I'm as good as Louie the Lug is, and
if he's ambassador, I oughta be a king.
Secretary of the interior
is bigger than an ambassador.
I ain't as dumb as you think.
A secretary's a secretary.
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