Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach Page #3

where most our convention | will take place.

It's a good picture.

I guess the uniform | brings out the best in me.

Uncle Eric, are you all right?

Im really going to miss all this.

Testing, one, two, three, four. | Testing, can you hear me?

Is that okay?

This is going to be a great convention. | They got crowd control demonstrations...

new equipment, martiaI arts.

And, look, a bomb disposaI presentation.

-You guys put on a good show. | -Yes, sir, we do.

But it doesn't start untiI this afternoon. | So this morning...

I would like you to see another show | on a beautifuI stretch of beach.

Of course, the pool is nice, too.

Pardon me, won't you?

Attention, ladies, the water aerobics class | will begin in 15 minutes.

Show us how.

Poolside masseur.

I see.

-Enjoying yourself? | -Very much so. Thank you. And you?

Oh, yeah.

I just love it when a strange man | puts his hands all over my body.

You do?

-It gives me a chance to do this. | -No, wait.

Attention, guests, the water aerobics class | will begin in 15 minutes.

-So I guess I deserved that. | -But it was fun.

Hightower, okay, here we go. Come on.

Ill go out for a long one, okay? | Okay, here we go.

Okay, come on.

Here we go, come on.

Ill buy one. Okay, here we go! Come on!

What's the matter, no arm? Okay!

Andrew, honey!

Come on. Come get your sun block.

Help!

Shark!

Desist and leave | the swimming area now, mister.

What's that guy doing?

Move it.

Now!

Way to go, House!

The secret to a great tan is control.

First, I use this Number 4 tanning lotion | to give myself a nice golden brown.

Then I use a complete sun block | to keep those dangerous rays off my skin.

Throw it here, to me.

-Some d*ckhead is standing in my sun. | -Captain Harris, I didn't see you there.

I don't think we've been introduced--

I don't care who you are, buttwipe. | Just get out of my sun.

-Buttwipe? | -Scram, sleazeball!

Okay. Fine.

Buttwipe? Haven't heard that in a while.

-That was great, sir. | -Proctor.

-Yes, sir. | -Now you're in my sun.

let me have your sun block, Kate.

Where's he going?

Is this how your feet fit in these things?

Ive never done this before. | This is my first time!

So, don't do anything | untiI I wave my hand, okay?

-Whatever. | -You got that?

Stop!

Excuse me!

Never mind!

Thanks. I meant to do that, too.

Thanks. Thank you.

-Pretty good? | -Oh, my God!

Hello, dork.

What's happening, dork?

Check that guy out.

You do good work, lisa. | No question about it.

Mr. Mayor, excuse me, sir. | I don't mean to insult your city...

but the people on this beach | are very rude and hostile.

Im sorry to hear that, Capt. Dork.

He's an old guy about this tall, | with white hair, always carries a golf bag.

-You haven't seen him? | -He ain't at this hotel either.

We are dead men. | Three dead men, that's who we are.

-Where the hell have you guys been? | -We was at the track.

-Mr. Dempsey couldn't find us. | -He was very upset, you know.

-Any of you guys want a doughnut? | -We got to find this old guy!

It's going to be dark soon.

Can we get | a couple of those potato coladas?

What?

Could I get a pink.... | No, make it a green umbrella.

Drink up, sir. Bottoms up.

-May I have a grasshopper, please? | -Hi, how are you?

What a snob.

Snob? Take a look at yourself, | you first-class schmuck.

Change. Give me some change.

-Scorpio, right? | -No.

Sir, can I get a cigar?

-libra? | -No.

-You're a very pretty Lady. | -Thanks.

That's a nice suntan.

I got a little suntan today, too.

That's nice.

Maybe you'd like to come up to my room | Later and put a little lotion on it.

No? look at these cute freckles. | What is your name, little girl?

What are you doing, blowing in my ear?

-No, sir-- | -Scram!

My name is Thaddeus Harris. | Maybe you've heard of me.

Not really.

-Put it out! | -Don't.

I guess coming up to my room | is out of the question.

Women. Go figure.

I won't tell anyone.

Is it a mock bomb threat? | A robbery? Am I getting warm?

Eric, Im not telling you anything | about the police procedure demonstration.

-You're just going to have to wait and see. | -Oh, Well....

You have a fine operation, David. | Thank you for showing it to me.

My pleasure, Eric. | Im just sorry that I made us run Late.

All right.

Between us, | we've covered every hotel on hotel row.

You guys. I want you guys | to start South Beach.

We don't see him here, | we'll start Northside...

and work our way to you. You got it?

You got it? Okay, get out of here.

You squirted me | with your doughnut, moron!

-You are disgusting. You are such a pig! | -Boss, Im sorry.

You guys are such pigs.

We better go right on in.

That's him!

Come on, get out of here! | What're you waiting for?

Excuse us, Gunga Din.

-Yeah, Gunga. | -Where's the boss?

-He's right there, boss. | -He's right over there, boss.

We grab him. We get out. Quiet if we can, | rough if we have to. You got it?

Got it, boss. Ill take the big guy.

-Both are big guys. | -Ill take the guy with white hair.

Both got white hair.

-Ill take the left. | -Your left--

-Would you shut up? | -All right, boss.

-You got it? | -Got it boss.

Come on in and register.

Sorry, wrong room.

Best of Luck.

The blue card is your Lunch pass.

-Boss, he's a cop! | -We're dead men, boss.

-Boss! | -Shut up. I gotta think.

Would you two guys clean yourselves up? | You're disgusting!

He's a cop.

Come on, Birdie. | let's get our little fish a little sunshine.

Where's my little fish?

Birdie, where are you?

They shouldn't have.

Splendid!

Come on out.

Hotel Laundry service, sir.

You got anything you want | dry cleaned or Laundered?

-Nothing today, thank you. | -Very good, sir.

This present has reaI possibilities.

There you are, you naughty, naughty fish.

I was thinking of having him | put a little more blue in it....

Come on.

A piece of cake, boss.

What?

What have we got here?

Where is the camera?

And Bambi's not going to take any flak...

when she wears | this lovely camouflage flak vest.

Would you care to try it on, sir?

Handcuffs. Laverne, look, restraints.

Excuse me, miss. Pardon me, miss?

Excuse me.

-Pardon me-- | -Hooks.

Why don't you try this?

This works even better!

Out of my way.

So when you see him, go....

You know what I mean? Okay.

This is the guy, all right?

Thank you.

Hey, dork.

Don't miss the Latest | in police holds and grips.

They will be demonstrated | on five different mats.

We have experts demonstrating | techniques in...

judo, aikido, Taekwon-Do, | hapkido, and karate.

-Hey, Callahan. | -Nick.

Excellent technique.

-Is that Kate? | -Yeah.

-You didn't know she could do that? | -Didn't even know she was a cop.

Where is he?

-Cut the strap! | -Im trying.

Don't!

-Come on, just get the camera. | -Okay.

-Missed him again. | -Go round the wall.

With our next volunteer, | we will demonstrate the chokehold.

We take him down with a sweep down.

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