Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow Page #2

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"I'm in the bathroom.

I'll meet you there. "

"I'm in the bathroom. Meet me there. "

Again.

"I'm in the bathroom.

I'll meet you there. "

"I'm in the bathroom.

Meet you there. "

Come in.

Again!

"In the bathroom. Meet me there. "

Excuse me.

Is the commandant in?

Well, I just saw him. He's very tired

and enjoying moment of rest.

Ah. Thank you.

I have to get to next level. Eh...

- Looking for something, captain?

- Bugs. You can never be too careful.

- Call me paranoid.

- You're paranoid.

I'm down to one life. I can't make it.

Can I show you a little trick?

Watch. You just want the bear

to go back three spaces. Right?

See?

It makes it to next level.

- I made it. Thank you.

- Game.

Good morning, everyone.

I understand that your commandant

will not be joining us today.

However, we will proceed

with briefing anyway.

Konstantine Konali,

Russian Mafia godfather.

Jones!

His brother and second-in-command,

Mikhail Konali.

Konstantine Konali is involved

in extortion...

...gambling, fencing jewelry,

arms dealing.

But he does not choose

to involve himself...

Too much cabbage.

- ... in day-to-day running of operations...

...which makes it rather difficult

to catch him. However...

...we know three places

that he frequents regularly.

One:
his restaurant...

...where he conducts meetings

in back of office.

Two:
his dacha. And three:

Hello. Hello.

His warehouse, where he conducts

legitimate video games business. Now...

...we believe Konali

is up to something big.

Unfortunately, attempts

to infiltrate his operations have failed...

...but we will now work together

and we will capture Konali.

- Excuse me.

Ow!

Adam.

So good to see you.

Thank you for inviting me, Mr. Konali.

However, your delivery service...

...leaves a little bit to be desired.

I have the perfect plan,

but I need your help.

- My help?

- I want you to design a program...

...that will bypass any computer

security system in the world...

...letting me have access to secret files.

You're talking about...

- ... a passkey?

- Bingo.

- Nothing like this exists.

- Create it.

I want to be able to tap

into the world's banks...

...manipulate the world's stock markets,

know what heads of countries know.

We could control the world!

Louder, Misha. I don't think

all of Moscow heard you.

Even if I did create this passkey,

how will you get it into their computers?

I have already thought of that.

You, my dear Adam, will design

a new version of "The Game. "

We will call it...

..."The New Game. "

And we will put the passkey in it.

When you slip it into your computer,

bada-bing!

I will have access to impenetrable files.

Pretty good, no?

Lassard.

Bah! Yankee police.

Ow!

Boys, watch them.

I want to know their every move.

Good luck, babushka.

Uh...

"In the bathroom. Meet you there.

In the...

In the bathroom. " Yes.

Sir, we have to go now.

- Sir?

- In the bathroom.

- Meet you there.

- Is everything okay?

The commandant is having

some problems adjusting.

- He's gonna meet us there.

- Oh.

Whew!

You know, in America,

funerals are in English.

This where you live?

Good day.

I have a fish.

He lives in a bowl too.

You have a lovely, lovely apartment.

Somehow, I feel quite at home here.

A Russki police academy.

What a joke.

Da, da, da-da-da.

In Lassard's absence,

I will do all the talking.

You'll say nothing, do nothing,

watch your every move.

Be on your toes.

Any false move could embarrass us all.

And don't trust these guys.

Just because we're buddy-buddy

with them now...

...don't forget they

were our sworn enemies just...

Just a little while ago.

- Move it. Move it, move it.

Moron.

The topic for today is police field tactics.

The Russian and the American approach.

American police. Good.

Perhaps you can tell us

about apprehending criminals.

- Me?

- You. You.

Goodness' sakes.

- Major.

- Sergeant.

Class, this is Sergeant Tackleberry.

Okay. You know, as cops...

I don't have to tell you this.

It's tough to uphold the law,

but in the States...

...we have to deal with constantly

changing police regulations.

I mean, take for example

the excessive force issue.

- I could use a volunteer.

- Tackleberry, what are you doing?

I am in charge here.

Captain Harris,

perhaps you should demonstrate.

- Well, that's more like it.

- Back in the old days...

...there wasn't anything you couldn't do

trying to apprehend a perpetrator.

Take for example

the highly effective chokehold.

Tackleberry!

Well, nowadays this is considered

to be excessive force.

Or...

...the ever-dependable,

always reliable PK-24 police baton...

...which, with a single blow

to the body...

...say to the lower thigh...

Renders a subject

completely incapacitated.

But, no, no.

Nowadays this too is considered

to be excessive force.

They want me to uphold the law...

...but they tie my hands.

Fortunately...

...there's always Old Reliable.

Why mess with success?

Uh, thanks.

Have you seen Lassard?

I have had it with you losers.

I will capture Konali

because I use my head.

Yeah, right.

Think we can lose him?

Excuse me.

Is possible you help me?

Sure. Uh...

Why don't you guys run along

and I'll catch up with you later.

Uh-huh. Sure.

Katrina, how can I help you?

You ever want something

so badly it hurts?

- Yes.

- And no matter how much you wait...

...and hope and wait more,

you don't get what you want?

Well, yeah.

But my advice is don't give up.

Just go for it.

- I want...

- Thattagirl. Follow your heart.

- I want...

- Say it.

- I want my vacation.

- What's that?

I wait three years. Three years.

Then you Americans come.

Talinsky, he assign me to you.

- Mm-hm.

- Now I can't go.

I have plan.

Connors, I don't leave you...

...without anyone.

Come. I select suitable replacement

for you.

She's best in department.

Yeah, I'm sure she is.

Look, all I know is Lassard

disappear at airport.

Organize search, find Lassard,

but keep quiet.

- What are you doing here?

- Just browsing.

Ah.

Hey, Yuri, that translator, Katrina?

Very good. She's excellent.

All our people are excellent.

For instance, this is Irina Petrovskaya.

She is expert in forensics.

She can tell you everything

about person...

...just by looking at one hair from head.

Ow!

Hmm. My observations conclude

this man is picky eater...

...afraid of heights...

- ... and still a virgin.

What?

I'm not a picky eater.

Cadet Connors is also a forensics expert.

Maybe you'd be so generous

as to share with us your expertise.

- Uh, sure.

- This one puzzles us.

We were able to remove only one

fingerprint from scene of crime.

This is our only clue...

...to identity of criminal.

Okey-dokey.

No wonder you're puzzled.

This glass is all cracked.

Enough!

Next assignment, Chernobyl.

Excuse me, lieutenant...

...but the chief said you and your men

would be available to us.

Absolutely, Captain Callahan,

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