Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow Page #4

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Ooh.

KONALl:

And this is after her first tune-up.

Mm-hm.

Nice car.

- Do you own or lease?

- Everything I touch...

...I own.

You must have an awfully large payroll.

KONALl:

Enough about me.

Tell me...

...is that your real hair?

Everything about me is real.

Really?

Really.

I want to know all about you.

I find you fascinating.

We have an appointment with destiny.

But not tonight.

When?

Tomorrow.

Coffee and cake.

I send my car for you.

Nice car.

Yoo-hoo! Commandant Lassard!

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

Give me a cigarette.

Did you see Konali's girlfriend?

American-ski.

Oh, nice tie-ski.

Okay, get me some vodka.

Damn!

Why don't you try

"from Russia with love"?

"Russia with love. "

Who are you?

- None of your business.

- What are you doing here?

- Playing games.

Hey, knock it off.

Hey, cut it out.

I know what you want...

...but you can't have it.

- What's wrong with you?

- Did you know...

...that I have been in this room

for 72 hours straight with no food?

Just me...

...and the bear.

No food?

No.

Nuts?

- Your little game is over.

- No, not yet.

Tomorrow it'll all be over...

...and Konali will have the power.

Could you let me up now, please?

I'm on kind of a deadline.

And with Konali...

...he takes "deadline" literally.

I'm about to show the world

something bigger...

...than they have ever seen

in their puny existence.

But...

...I want to show you my thing first.

Is it something I could

wrap around my neck?

KONALl:

You're warm.

Is it something I could play with?

- You're getting warmer.

- Oh, the suspense is killing me, Koni.

- Tell me what it is.

- It's a game!

But not just any game.

New version of old game...

- ... where I become big winner...

- Oh.

- ... with the help of a secret key.

- Secret key?

Key?

- What are you doing?

- Uh...

Nothing.

Boss wants his computer key

from his office.

It's not here.

It's at his other office...

...in the restaurant.

Bye.

Whoa!

That's a laser grid.

We set one foot on that floor...

...and every alarm

in this place goes off.

We've got to get to that

cutoff switch over there.

Hey, Tack, I got it.

Okay, stand back. There's only one way

to get this safe open.

Wait a minute. You blow that thing,

Konali's gonna know we were here.

Hmm. What are we gonna do?

You're amazing.

There's no key in here.

Keys!

- Move, you little weasel.

- Don't hurt me, okay...

- Hey!

- Adam.

- You have game?

- Sure.

I surpassed myself. This game...

...will be even bigger

than the last one.

The world is mine.

Go run off a dozen copies.

We have to test it.

Send it to some of our

more dedicated game players:

The president, the mayor...

...Chief of Police Rakov.

Can I get paid now?

Oh.

It's in the mail.

And so are you.

Oh, no. Not again.

So...

- ... did you get any of Lassard's team?

- No.

But you did get Lassard, yes?

No.

You bumbling nincompoops!

You call yourselves men?!

There must be someone we can call.

We haven't called the police.

"To American police-ski:

Bolshoi Theatre, tonight.

Konali to buy

stolen shipment of weapons.

You must stop him.

A friend. "

You know I don't speak Russian.

KONALl:

But, sweetheart, it's a ballet.

Hey, who wants some nuts?!

I got fresh nuts over here. Catch.

There you go, mister.

No, it didn't reach you long enough.

Up, topside!

I gotcha! There you go, Mr. Benny!

Ah!

Sorry, lady.

Who wants nuts? Right over here!

Excuse me, babushka.

I'm sorry. Excuse me, ma'am.

- Ticket, please.

- I don't have a ticket.

- You need a ticket.

- I'm an American police captain...

...on assignment.

I don't need a ticket.

- I'm sorry. You must have ticket.

- Don't you understand?

I have to arrest somebody in there.

You cannot arrest anyone

without a ticket.

You think so?

Well, we'll just see about that.

Excuse me. Make way. Make way.

Must be a replacement.

- Captain Harris! Get out of here.

Tackleberry!

- Now!

What are you doing here?

We've got to get off!

Go!

Oh!

- Tackleberry! Konali!

- Over here.

Go away!

- We gotta get out of here!

It's Konali!

Come on, before he sees us! Come on!

I saw Konali. Konali! I saw Konali!

- That's Konali! Put me down!

- I know, sir! I know, sir!

- Konali!

- I know!

Freeze!

You're under arrest.

What are you doing?

- Arresting you.

His butt is mine! I'll arrest him!

For selling weapons

to a known criminal.

"Sunshine Kids. "

We've been set up.

I am completely disgusted with you all.

I am glad my good friend, Commandant

Lassard, knew nothing about this.

You are a disgrace to your uniforms...

...and an embarrassment to me.

Yuri, you know what to do. Do it.

Ever since he return from Moscow...

...I have been trying

to capture Konali red-handed!

And now you cowboys waltz in

and smash my work to pieces!

So now,

if my police look at Konali wrong...

...Konali will scream harassment!

Americans...

...you are hereby ordered

to leave Russia.

You understand?

Get out!

By 3:
00 tomorrow!

Or else!

And as for you...

Sir? Wanna remind you

the plane leaves at 3:00.

In the bathroom.

Sir?

Something about that sign disturbs me.

Mama.

- What do you say we...?

- I'm way ahead of you.

Sir?

The other bag. The other... Big bag-ski,

big bag. Here, give it to me. Ow!

Jones! Get me up!

I have never been humiliated

like this before!

- So you've been humiliated other ways?

- Just shut up, Jones.

- Oh, yes, sir.

- Connors!

I thought you weren't coming.

Didn't want my heart to be broken.

Now it's too late.

Callahan! They got Callahan!

Who the hell?

- Callahan!

- Connors!

Let's go!

Don't worry about me!

Take care of yourself!

Go! Go! Go! Go!

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

Come on! Move-ski, move-ski, move-ski!

Go! Go! Start it up! Go!

Connors! Hang on, Connors!

Shut up.

Sergeant, can't you go any faster?

Make this thing go!

He's going to get killed!

- Nobody on my team gets killed...

- ... and that's an order!

I'm gonna get killed!

Jeez!

Shake him off!

Whoa!

- Tackleberry, give me your gun.

- Yes, sir!

This is a locator bullet. If we can hit the

car with it, we can follow it anywhere.

Yes, sir!

Sasha, just get me one clean shot.

Fire it, Tack. Fire it, let's go!

Tackleberry, do something right

for a change. Hit that car!

Gotcha.

- My buddy! Help!

Russkies!

Russkies, in the motorcycle!

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

Don't you understand English? Faster!

What is this, a rodeo? Come on!

Get closer!

Connors!

Connors! You better be glad you

weren't killed, because I've got a plan.

Hurry up. Move it, move it, move it!

It works.

Shamed. In front of my men!

My peers!

- My mommy!

- Sorry about that.

You. You will pay dearly

for what you have done!

I know.

- You will marry me.

- Wow.

- Nice getup.

- Thanks.

- We're going to share everything.

- Okay.

Right in bull's-eye!

I cannot believe your obstinacy!

You could have had it all!

Instead you betray me?

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