Porco Rosso Page #2

if you can't make a fortune.

I've never heard of an air pirate

who was deeply in debt.

We had nothing to barter with, Captain.

We couldn't even pay for paint.

There's ships up ahead!

Why do I have to stay

with such pathetic looking group?

It's due to the pig, the crimson pig.

What?

Guys of 'Aiuto',

they don't even have money for paint.

Poor looking boys.

Well, we are finally complete.

Hey, is Mr. America around?

Yes, he is in the sun.

Juts like we told.

I sighted the target!

It's the Queen of Mediterranean!

Are we going to take on such a big ship?

That's why we prepared well.

Don't be afraid!

My engine is in trouble.

I'm going to back you up. You go first.

You are cunning!

Do as we agreed!

We share cost of repairs

and expenses when we loose, don't we?

You, stingy...

Of course we share them!

we need to share the bullets too?

Altak is the only right candidate

to speak out here!

We've just discussed this issue.

You cunning b*tch!

If we can't share that, I will quit...

Shut up! Calm down!

Attention please, attention please.

Air pirates are attacking this ship,

but there is nothing to worry about.

This ship has excellent fighters.

Let me introduce them.

No. 1 is the black stallion,

signore Bulkar,

and No.2 is the seawolf, Visconti.

I didn't know they had fighter protection.

How can it be?

It's totally a mess.

Come in this way.

It's Curtis

Pass it to me!

This engine finally had it. Well,

Iooks like I'll have to take it to Milan.

... they were shot down,

but they succeeded in escaping

by parachute.

The air pirates, who took all the money

and gold away from the ship,

Ieft the following message,

'You are next, pig!

Come get it, pig!'.

I repeat,

'You are next,pig.

Come get it, pig.'

This crime...

You guys are special kind of trash.

I'm sorry, but I'm going on vacation.

White sheets,

beautiful ladies...

Don't give out on me yet, Mr. Engine.

I don't like this weather.

Well, guess I'll have

to go under the clouds.

Oh, good boy, hang in there.

Yes, you are a good boy, engine.

Rosso!

Fight me man to man.

I don't have time to play with you.

Don't run away,

or I'm going to tell everybody about it.

See you later, Mr. America, ha ha ha...

Sh*t, I'm out of the clouds.

Jesus.

Gotcha!

No, you didn't.

It's broken.

I did it!

Now, I'm a celebrity.

They are not going to believe me

if I don't bring back any proof.

Let's see...

Yes!

This cheap, crimson colored piece.

This is it.

This will be a nice gift

for my mom in Alabama.

Please hurry up.

Madam,

madam. Telephone, please.

He is alive after all.

Please get the phone at the front desk.

Marco, is this you?

Did you get hurt?

I was about to leave to pick you up.

Ok, that's fine.

I lost some weight, because I was stranded

on a desert island. I'm going to

Milan to repair my plane.

If that Mr. America stops by your hotel,

tell him this, please,

See you again next time.

What? You think of me as a

bulletin board or something?!

However I'm worried about you guys,

pilots like you regard women

as nails in a landing pier

or something insignificant.

Marco,

you're going to end up as roast pork someday.

I'd hate to witness such a miserable funeral.

A pig who doesn't fly is just an ordinary pig.

Marco, you fool!

Bright red broken wing.

I guess you would come tonight.

I come to disturb you again!

You lost too much this time.

Why don't you just build another one?

I want to keep this one.

I know how you feel.

Step aside, please.

I need drive into the factory.

Who is that cute girl?

My granddaughter,

who was living in America.

Alright, alright, alright.

Nice plane.

It's neat grandpa.

Good design.

There is almost no workers to do the job

like this these days.

She doesn't resemble you.

Is she really your granddaughter?

Don't touch her!

Fio, I leave this to you.

Ok. I'll do it.

The opponent is Curtis.

I need 15 knots more.

Curtis? I've hear of him.

See this.

This is a Hallvolley, isn't it.

Don't ask how I got this.

An ltalian plane

which had this engine lost a race

with Curtis at Schneider's cup in 1927.

But it lost due to poor engineering,

not this engine.

This is exciting.

Don't tune it up too delicately.

My plane is not for such racing.

An Asian proverb calls this Preaching

a sermon to buddha.. Did you know that?

Are you going to take all of my money?

These days,

rolls of bills aren't worth a damn.

Give me money in your pocket,

for propeller and paint and ...

This is for living expenses,

such as hotel and meals.

You can stay here.

I'm not going to charge you much. Meals included.

I don't see your sons.

Are they alright?

All three left looking for works.

Then... who is going to design my plane?

Fio is.

Fio! That's a girl I saw, isn't she.

She is young,

but she's got something my sons lack.

Hey, old man.

We've known each other for long time,

but I'll look

for another repairman this time.

Wait.

You are nervous because

I'm a woman, aren't you?

Or, I'm too young to do it?

Both, Miss.

Ok. I agree with you.

Well, can you tell me the first priority

of being a good pilot?

Experience?

No, inspiration, I think.

Oh, I'm glad you didn't say experience.

Anyway, I heard from grandpa

that you flew at an early age.

And have been an excellent pilot since then.

That was 1910, when I was 17.

I can't quit being a woman,

but let me do the job, will you?

If I can't do it well, don't pay me.

Is it ok, grandpa?

She is my granddaughter, she'll do well.

In my case, I was able

to fix engines at the age of 12.

Could you sleep here tonight?

I'll make your bed tomorrow.

The breakfast is at 7:00am.

You can take a hot shower.

I've you left a towel already.

Have a good night.

You don't have enough money.

We know each other well,

so will make the rest a loan.

Good-morning. Did you sleep well?

Did you stay up all night?

This is the rough plan.

What do you think?

I want to redesign this wing section,

leaving the plane shape as it is.

This will make your plane fly faster.

I'm surprised at the original plan.

The wing was also made of wood.

This plane is great.

The designer who designed

this wing must have know the wood very well.

I'm really impressed.

This is the only plane of its kind made,

nobody used it,

just put in the store room.

No wonder!

I'm surprised that this radical design

allows you to take off from water surface.

Only take offs and

landings give me some difficulty.

It behaves strange during the flight.

At 0.5 degrees to the angle

of the wings, right?

Everything should be fine then.

You'll let me continue with this,

won't you?

Thank you, Mr.! I'll do my best!

But let me tell you something, Miss.

Don't stay up all night.

Insomnia prevents

you from doing an excellent job.

And it is not good for your beauty.

Thank you for your advice.

Well,

to be honest,

I couldn't sleep well last night.

I was worried that

you won't let me do this job.

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