Pork Pie Page #7

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Driver of the mini, pull over.

Surrender your weapon.

Sh*t!

I repeat -

surrender your weapon.

Pull over immediately.

This is a police operation.

I repeat - surrender your weapon.

Fats, you little cracker!

G'day.

Fats! Southland mini club!

- How you going?

- I've been better.

Just follow the clown

in the white JCW.

Ok, thanks, man,

but this... This isn't your problem.

Nah, you f***ed up, bro.

We need to get you to the missus

so you can sort it out, eh?

All mini drivers

must pull over immediately.

Oh wait, what's a...?

What's a JCW?

All mini drivers

pull over immediately.

Oh!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Get out of the car!

Hands in the air!

Up! Up! Up! Up!

Dick.

Keep in touch.

- Oh.

- Love you.

I love you too.

Sh*t!

Excuse me, ma'am.

Does Suzie Davidson live here?

No.

- So you don't know where she is?

- I don't know who she is.

Yeah! Yes!

You f***ers!

Oh, sh*t.

Sh*t.

Take out the tyres.

Ha ha!

The prime news team's following

what is now a fiery beacon

as it drives across town.

Surely, the whole country is watching

as police again close in on the mini,

which has reappeared on fire.

Yes, Simon.

I'm just hoping that

it doesn't end in further tragedy.

"Reporter". Surely this

incredible drama is near its close.

- Suzie?

- Jon.

What have you done?

Just kiss her!

My...

Armed police. Get down on

the ground. Get down on the ground.

This is what it's like, Suzie.

What what's like?

Me showing up for you.

Unbelievable

scenes here in Invercargill.

...Armed response units...

Armed police, calm down!

Oh, give them a minute!

Give them a minute!

Get down!

Suze.

Can you just move...

Move down a little bit?

You'll need a lawyer, won't you?

My hands are tied

oh, I could be a victim

when my tongue won't move...

It's not illegal to have a pash,

is it, guys? It's ok to do that, eh?

It's totally legal.

When I needed you most

I couldn't find the language

when I needed you more

I couldn't say a word

my hands truly tied

yeah, I know I'm a prisoner

when my tongue wouldn't move

you have it tied

with your heartstrings again...

- How you feeling, mate?

- Hmm? Good. I feel good.

- She's a little bit late.

- Ooh.

It's alright.

They always do that.

When I needed you more

I couldn't say a word...

Uh, just sign this

before you take him away.

When I needed you most

- I couldn't find the language...

- cheers.

Where is he?

When I needed you more

I couldn't say a word...

- Where?

- Sh*t.

One day a heap on the ground

next day I'm so proud

today I don't know

I don't know

( he)'

now

when I needed you more

couldn't say a word

couldn't say a word.

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