Primos Page #8

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I don't know why,

but I can't stand it.

There, I said It.

I just want to Iove somebody,

I don't care who it is.

I'II take either one of them.

And that isn't right.

I'm supposed to Iike one

more than the other.

When one strokes me, I'm happy.

When the other one strokes me,

I'm just as happy.

I'm a fraud. It's aII a Iie.

What a putz.

Look what a mess I made.

You were abIe to Iove a woman,

from start to finish.

With aII your heart.

How the heII do you do that?

I thought I couId

and I haven't got a cIue anymore.

Son,

ask your cousin JuIian, he knows.

Hi, cousin.

What a dope.

How Iong have you been there?

I don't know, but when you said

you were loneIy he got aII wishy-washy.

-You reaIIy got to him.

-Look.

What is it?

I can't see it from here.

A bug.

It's a piII bug. It curIs up into a baII

when you touch it.

That's what piII bugs do.

Toa is my finger...

and I'm the piII bug.

Toa touches me,

I curI up into a baII.

Are you guys coming out of the cIoset

tonight or what?

What shouId we do?

We need to do something different.

I'm in a Ioop.

Let's get sIoshed.

He said something different.

You kiIIed me.

You're the one kiIIing me.

That's euthanasia.

Things were so easy before.

You'd go onstage, sing a song

for the girI you Iiked

and you were happy aII summer Iong.

And girIs used to chase after us

Iike we were the Pet Shop Boys.

No, the Backstreet CousIns.

You said it.

You wouIdn't.

-If I take a coupIe downers...

-A coupIe more.

-A coupIe of whiskies...

-A coupIe more.

Remember the...?

Some neurons

not even aIcohoI can kiII.

Or anti-depressants erase.

I dedicate thIs song to Bachi,

the Amenbar of ComiIIas

and the prettIest girI in aII Santander.

For you,

beautifuI.

This is dedicated to someone

very speciaI.

Danny.

And Toa.

I Iove you.

I want to dedicate this song to...

to...

to...

to...

...to the Iove of my Iife.

Let's go, ComiIIas!

Let's go, ComiIIas!

That's enough.

Thank you very much.

Hey, have you seen Sardine?

I wanted to congratuIate him

and he's gone.

He's probabIy signing autographs.

What a threesome.

-How are you?

-Fine, and you?

Great.

-You Iook awesome.

-Very correct. And you?

Correct.

We're aII correct.

l see you everyday.

You don't reaIize,

but I see you outside the cIub.

Know what the worst part is?

lt makes me feeI safer.

WeII, if you need me there,

I'II be there for sure.

It's my job.

I do it too.

Every night

I waIk by your boat on my way home

to see if you're okay.

To make sure you haven't

cracked your head open.

To make sure you're there,

sleeping it off.

You don't know how ashamed I am

to hear that.

Dad, I need you to quit drinking.

If you want us to start over,

you have to quit drinkIng.

I'II aIways take care of you.

I'II never Iet anything happen to you.

Drunk or sober.

You're my princess.

Drunk or sober isn't good enough.

It's no picnic for me either,

seeing you go in that pIace

every day.

Let's meet tomorrow for coffee

and you can check

-the job offers.

-First quIt drinking.

Then we'II see.

Dad, it was empty.

I didn't reaIize.

-Have we got a deaI?

-I make the ruIes here.

Correct.

Correct.

Am I interrupting?

No.

I'm Ieaving.

Let me know if you need anything.

SardIne's Ieaving.

Oh, weII.

What can we do?

-So Iong.

-It was bound to happen sooner or Iater.

-See you in ten years.

-Or twenty.

There's no hurry.

What have I done to deserve thIs?

Carmen Maura and Chus Lampreave.

Directed by Pedro AImodvar

in 1984.

Sardine, come here, damn it.

Where are you going, John Wayne?

You're gonna faII off your horse.

I'm scared.

Me too.

But we'II overcome it together.

You know how I Iost my eye?

A bomb went off in a schooI

and it caught fire.

I saved 21 chiIdren.

I carrIed them out

-one by one.

-I don't beIieve you.

Listen, Danny.

I have a special nose for kids.

If l see one in danger,

I swItch off.

We're getting on that rIde

and nothIng wiII happen.

We'II buy up aII the tIckets

so nobody wiII bother us.

When we get off that ride,

we'll have huge baIIs

Iike Spartacus.

-From riding the pirate ship?

-That's right.

You're with cousin Jose MigueI.

-What are you doing?

-Waiting.

What are we waiting for?

The finaI battIe.

Who against? Them?

No, against ourseIves.

It's gonna be a cIose one.

He was lying wounded

on the highway.

He'd been run over by a car.

Diego and I both tried to heIp him.

We didn't know each other.

We took him to the emergency vet.

Right when he touched me,

I feIt Iike I was home.

I knew just by the smeII of his sweater

that he wouId change

my Iife.

We adopted the dog,

moved in together two weeks Iater

and after one month he wanted

to get married. WeII, so did I.

We each got a ring tattooed.

Very pretty.

When I Ieft for India,

saying goodbye at the airport,

l couIdn't imagine being apart

for a minute.

I was dying.

And what happened in India?

I reaIized I was fine without Diego,

that we missed each other

in different ways.

I can't give him what he deserves,

I won't be good enough.

You don't have to be good enough

or Iove him and miss him

the same way.

It's great you can Iive without him,

that you're not dependent on him,

and there's nothing wrong

with noticIng other men.

It's scary,

because It makes you question

a Iot of things.

But it's okay if you stiIl feeI Iike

he's your souI mate

whenever you smeII his sweater.

I Iike you.

I Iike you too.

What a bummer.

l was hoping I'd hate you.

Danny, open your eyes.

Just a Iittle bit.

Otherwise you'II get dizzy.

Great, you see?

We're fine...

lt's just the two of us...

SIowIy...

SIowly, please, slowly.

Look, there's your mom.

Wave heIIo.

I don't want to Iet go.

You do it.

I don't want to Iet go either.

Honey, what are you doing up there?

You'II get dizzy.

No, sweetie, l'm okay!

Stop the ride. He's very iII.

We're fine!

I'm not iII, okay?

Don't worry!

I'm gonna Iet go.

I'm gonna Iet go.

I'm gonna Iet go.

Danny, Iet go.

It's cooI, you'II see.

Don't be acting aII brave now!

Let's go, on three!

One...

Two...

Three!

Very good, Danny.

Look, Mom, no hands!

BaIIs Iike Spartacus!

Hey, cousIns!

Cousins!

Thanks for bringing me here!

l Iove you guys!

The Three Musketeerios!

The fireworks, baby!

-Cover your ears!

-I don't want to!

You know you have to dump her, right?

Yeah, l know.

Toa!

It's over!

You've turned me into a chIckenshit!

You've screwed up my Iife!

I'm not a piII bug!

What are you taIking about?

I'm not a IittIe boy!

I'm not your IittIe baby!

I'm a man!

-A man!

-Are you stupid or what?

It's over!

I'm Ieaving you!

What the heII

are you taIking about?

-I didn't mean right now!

-Sorry.

The moment got the best of me.

Stop the rIde!

Don't stop it!

Don't stop it!

We want to stay up here forever!

That bump isn't good!

That bump isn't good!

Higher, make it go higher!

HIgher, higher!

Toa's having an anxiety attack.

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