Puss in Boots Page #4

[gasps] Place the beans carefully, please.

Not on top of each other. The magic is very delicate.

OK, good. Very good. Now just stand back.

[wind howling]

[gasps]

[Puss grunting]

[grunts]

[booming]

[whooshing]

Whoa! [shrieks]

What's happening here?

Maybe the magic rubbed off in your pocket?

That's impossible. OK, OK. Let's not panic.

You know, I read somewhere that plants have feelings.

So, come on... say something nice to it.

OK.

Let me just think for a second.

Hi, little plant.

[yelps]

[stalk creaking]

Whoa!

[screaming]

[grunts, gasps]

[shouts, grunts]

Yow!

Oh!

[grunts, chuckles]

[grunts]

[thunder booms] [groans]

[gasps]

[in high-pitched voice] Uh, guys? Whoa!

[both in high-pitched voices] Humpty!

I do not see him. Do you see him? I don't see him anywhere.

You sound weird.

Ah! It's the thin air!

Come on in! It feels great!

[cheering]

The cloud, it tickles my nose. [Humpty] Hoo-hoo!

That's because they effervesce! Who knew? Ho-ho!

[chuckles]

Come on.

[playful shouting]

[growls playfully]

[gasps]

Gotcha!

[yowls playfully]

[laughing]

Meow. [chuckles]

Hey, Puss. What do you think? Do I shave?

[chuckles]

Let me show you something.

Somewhere down there, there are two little kids, I don't know, maybe orphans, and they're laying on a hill, staring at the clouds, dreaming about the future.

That was me and you, Puss.

Me and you.

[Kitty] Boys!

You might want to take a look at this.

[Humpty] The giant's castle.

[gasps, chuckles]

OK, time to suit up.

Humpty!

[Humpty] I'll fit right in with the golden eggs.

[groans]

Brilliant or what, huh?

Humpty, you're not wearing underwear!

What? Are you embarrassed?

I'm not.

[chuckles] Puss, remember when everyone was laughing at Bean Club?

[Puss] And who is laughing now? Ha-ha! We are!

Wow!

[cloud thunks]

[Humpty in normal voice] That is our target.

[in normal voice] Hey, you don't sound like an elf anymore.

It's because the air pressure in here is normal.

Let's go.

So here is the plan: You two get the golden eggs, I will fight the giant.

There's no giant to fight. The giant's been dead for years.

What?! You didn't do the reading, did you?

Jack and the Beanstalk, chapter 14, "Giant Takes a Big Dirt Nap."

Ahh! Ankle burn. [monstrous roar]

[yelps] [Puss grunts]

Wha... What was that? They call it the Great Terror.

It's the monster that guards the Golden Goose.

Legend has it that if you look at it, you'll turn to stone.

But nobody really knows because nobody's walked away from it alive.

[whispers] Follow me and keep quiet.

[Humpty's suit squeaking]

[panting] [suit squeaking]

Shh! Humpty!

I can't help it. Everything's rubbing and pinching!

I need powder!

[gasps]

[distant shattering] [monstrous roar]

[Humpty shrieks]

[thudding footsteps]

How are we gonna get across?

[clinking] Champagne.

Cheers!

[screaming]

[roaring]

Do not worry. I will protect you.

[rumbling] [gasps]

What are you gonna do?

Hit it in the head with a guitar?

Please. Stop bringing up the guitar.

[groans]

[shrieking]

[whimpering]

Catch me! [yells]

[roars] Hurry!

Hide!

[Humpty] Don't look at it!

[bellowing breaths] [Humpty gasping, muttering]

Shh! Humpty! Be quiet! I'm hyperventilating!

[muffled] I said I couldn't breathe and then you zipped the thing over my mouth!

Shh! Hey. You gotta get it together. Come on!

OK.

[Humpty grunts]

[sighs]

[gasps]

[Humpty] Look at this. It's egg paradise.

It's so beautiful, I feel like I belong here.

[laughs maniacally]

Whoo!

[groans]

Golden eggs. Oh!

Grab as many as you can.

[grunting] I thought they were going to be like chicken size.

Can you imagine laying one of these? Ouch!

Puss! Ow! [grunting]

How are we supposed to get these out of here?

I don't know. Shh!

[quacking] [gasps]

Oh, my!

[peeps] [Puss] The Golden Goose.

Just look at her. Isn't she beautiful?

[squawks]

[quacks softly]

[peeps, coos] [Humpty sighs]

[cooing] Oh!

Oh... My sweet darling.

[Humpty giggles] I think she likes you.

[monstrous roar] [gasping]

[whispering] Let's just take her.

Wait a minute. This is the goose of legend.

We don't know what happens if we take her.

[roaring]

I know what happens if we don't take her, we got nothing.

Guys, guys. It's a gold pooper. We're taking it!

[squawking] [panting]

[thudding steps]

Almost there!

[gasping]

[Humpty] Hang on!

[screaming]

Hang on!

Ow! [Humpty shrieking]

Whoa! [chirps]

[groaning]

[monstrous roar]

[Humpty] It's coming!

Run!

[shrieking]

[gasps]

[grunts, groans]

Kitty!

What are you doing?

[yells]

[squawking] [shouting]

[gasping, panting]

[gasps]

[Puss] Hang on! [Kitty] Whoa!

Come here, you.

Got you!

She's mine now!

[monstrous roar]

[grunting]

Hello!

[shouts]

Oh, no! Fly, little gosling, fly!

[Humpty screaming]

No! It's not supposed to be this way!

Puss? No.

[Humpty sighs]

[laughs] [grunts]

[Humpty screaming]

Uh... I'm sorry. [chuckles]

Hmm.

[laughing]

Thanks, Ginger.

[peeps softly]

Um, we should maybe cut that down.

[distant squealing]

[Jill] Look at that.

You finally got that family you wanted, Jack.

[grunts] Did you hear that?

I think he just called me Daddy.

Oh! He looks just like you, Jack. Thank you.

[grunts] [squealing]

[Jill] Well, what is it? [boar squeals]

[rumbling]

Huh?

[boars squeal]

I do believe that's our cue. [boar squeals]

[Jack] Hah!

[Puss and Humpty] To paying back San Ricardo!

To being rich!

¡Olé!

[flamenco music playing]

[rhythmic clanking] [laughing]

Ha! Ha!

[chuckles] You.

Me?

Yeah, yeah, baby! [grunts]

[Humpty] One, two, cha-cha-cha!

Three, four, cha-cha-cha! One, two...

[peeps] What?!

There is one word for you, Kitty Softpaws: Me-wow!

I know you have quite a reputation with the ladies, Mr. Friskie Two-Times.

I've also been known as the... Furry Lover!

[grunts]

But that was before I met you.

You don't know me, Puss.

I'm not who you think I am. I'm all about the score.

Come on. Look me in the eyes and tell me all you care about is the gold.

Puss... Kitty...

[peeps] Oh, my God!

[both hissing]

[laughing] New partners!

[hushed] Do not fall for his animal magnetism.

You stay focused.

Ah! What?!

[Kitty giggles]

[rhythmic clanking]

[clears throat] So... I have been thinking, Miss Softpaws, that when we go our separate ways, we can go our separate ways...

...together.

Puss, you have to go, now.

You do not have to push me away anymore.

You can trust me. But...

Give it up for the legends of San Ricardo, Humpty and Puss! We did it!

[laughing]

I'm calling it a night, guys. Kitty! Stay up with us.

No, I feel a... [coughs] hairball coming on.

OK, yeah. Have fun with that!

We should give her some privacy.

I never thought we would get to here.

After all we went through...

...to pull this off, together.

It is good to have my brother back.

Yep. Sure is.

[yawns] Well, we have a big day tomorrow.

[grunts] Pretty exciting stuff.

We should get some rest.

Good night, Humpty. [quacking, cooing]

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