Puss in Boots Page #5

Canasta! [thumps]

[cawing]

[groans]

[squawks]

[screams] I am still alive!

[cawing]

[gasps]

Jack and Jill.

Kitty?

Humpty?

I will find you.

[caws]

Get out of here! [squawks]

[grunts] [whinnies]

[horse nickers]

[sighs]

[grunting]

Huh?

[grunting]

Be gone!

[Humpty] What do you want? Gold? I have gold!

[Jill laughs] Jack, egg's trying to bribe us.

[Jack chuckling] With our own gold.

[Jill] Come on now, all we want is a little breakfast.

[Humpty] No, no, please!

[Jack] How do you like your eggs, pumpkin?

Humpty, no!

[Humpty screams]

[cackles]

[sighs] Hello, Puss.

[all] Surprise!

[laughing]

What is going on?

It's a surprise party, and the surprise is on you.

Looks like the cat's out of the bag.

You were in cahoots?!

Oh, yeah! They all work for me.

I spent a lot of time in prison preparing for this.

You set me up. Oh, yeah, I set you up. Of course.

You think this was all about getting the gold and clearing your name?

This little adventure was about one thing.

Revenge.

You never knew it, Puss... but I was always there. [echoing]

You wanted to repay an old debt, Puss? Well, so did I.

Why would you do this? You left me on that bridge!

You abandoned me when I needed you the most.

What happened to "brothers forever"?! I trusted you!

Well, now you're finally gonna know what it feels like, you know, to trust someone and have them stab you in the back.

Guards!

Puss In Boots, you're under arrest for the robbery of the San Ricardo Bank!

Consider this the final meeting of Bean Club.

I should scramble you with onions! [shrieks]

You should never have come back.

[growls] [Imelda] ¡Pequeño! Wait.

Do not fight them, please.

Mama! Listen to me. I can explain.

No. Puss, no more running.

Please stop breaking my heart and face what you have done.

I'm sorry, Mama.

I let you down.

Paws where we can see them!

Turn around... slow.

Slower!

Step into the carrier... quiet-like.

Attention! Attention, everyone!

If you could just come in a little closer.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... the Golden Goose of legend!

[peeping] [crowd gasping, chattering]

Kitty. Not you, too?

[Humpty laughs] Gold for everyone!

Boo! Boo! Boo! [cackles]

We got some fresh, hot gold here, people!

Step right up! Get it hot!

[crowd] ¡Huevos! ¡Huevos! ¡Huevos!

One hat.

One belt.

And two boots...

...once a symbol of honor.

One bottle of catnip?

Uh... it is for my glaucoma.

[yowls] [door slams]

This is where you belong, outlaw.

And this is where you will stay... forever.

[sighs]

[man] Whoo-hoo! [shrieks]

No, no. Don't stop on my account.

Well, it looks like the egg got what he wanted.

You're talking about Humpty?

[babbles] Don't say his name!

I used to share this cell with that smelly thing.

Happiest day of my life was when he left.

Till I realized he stole my magic beans.

Wait, wait, wait! You had the beans? Who are you?

[snores] Hey! What's your name?

[screams] Andy Beanstalk!

My friends call me Jack.

I traded the family cow for them beans.

Course'n, it wasn't my family's cow.

It was some other family's family cow. That's why I got eight to ten.

Always know which cow is yours.

[snores] Crazy man. Wake up!

[gasps] What else do you know?

We're all goners, thanks to that little stinky!

I told him not to take the goose, but all he wanted was his revenge!

Don't take the goose. Why?

[snores] [groans]

[gasps] The Great Terror! That's the Golden Goose's mama.

Oh, no.

And she will be out for blood when she comes back for her baby.

[gasps] Guard!

San Ricardo is in terrible danger! You must listen to me!

Quiet, you!

[Puss yowling]

[yowling continuing]

[groans] Shut up.

[yowling] [groans angrily]

Shh! [growls]

[purring] [gasps]

Open the door.

Drop the weapon.

Very good.

Step aside.

No. [grunts]

Diablo Gato! [gasps]

Nice try. [snickers]

[muffled scream]

Huh?

I hope you can forgive me.

Apology accepted!

I don't really have time for you.

I have to save the town from the Great Terror!

Wait, Puss!

Don't you see? I'm here because...

I am here because you made me realize that there is something I care about more than gold.

Something?

OK. Someone.

He's about two feet tall, wears high heels.

Handsome?

He's very handsome.

A real beefcake? Mm-hm.

A stallion? Yes.

Tiger? Oh, brother.

[chuckles] But this does not make us even.

Freeze! Yes, it does.

No, no, no, it doesn't. [whimpers]

[both yowling]

[screams]

I saved you!

You owed me one.

You didn't tell me about Humpty.

So now you owe me two.

[guards shouting]

You're a lot of work. I know. But I am worth it!

Ha-ha!

You are not getting away, Puss In Boots!

Wrong boots.

Kitty!

Now we're even! [yowls]

This is your San Ricardo weather report.

Chances of a giant goose destroying the town...

...one hundred percent.

[Puss] Never alone, always together...

[Humpty] Humpty and Puss...

[both] Brothers forever.

[sighs] [peeping]

Come on, sweetie.

Let's, uh, get out of here before Mama shows up.

I should make you into an egg salad sandwich!

[shrieks] That is disgusting!

Give me the goose, Humpty. No can do, I'm afraid.

See, the mama's on her way, and when she gets here, it's bye-bye San Ricardo and everything you ever cared about!

[scoffs] Revenge on me is one thing, but why Imelda? Why the orphanage?

This is our home.

You mean your home.

[sighs] I never belonged here.

We had a plan to get out of here, but then you became a hero and you picked this place over me.

[sighs]

You left me with nothing.

Humpty... I'm sorry I hurt you.

But do not take it out on these people.

You are better than this!

No, I'm not. Oh, come on!

I know the real Humpty.

The way you saw the world! The inventor! The dreamer!

What happened to that guy?

[distant roaring]

[wings flapping]

I... I think it's too late.

It is never too late to do the right thing.

Together we can save San Ricardo!

I can forgive you, Humpty... if you help me now.

Really?

After everything I put you through?

Prove to me there is still a good egg in you.

I'll try.

[gasping]

[thudding]

[gasps]

[bull bellows] [chickens clucking]

[honks]

[honking]

[gasping]

[honking]

[chuckles nervously]

[hisses, roars]

[man] Run! [screaming]

[roaring]

Goggles, check. Get the baby over the bridge.

I'll get the mother to follow.

OK. Give me a... [yelling] Puss!

[snorting, roaring]

Ha-ha!

[roaring]

[sighs] [toy squeaking]

[gasps] [squeaks]

[man screams] [bellows]

Mama Goose!

[crowd screaming] Wait!

Just follow me and I will lead you to your baby.

[honking] No! Not that way!

Pequeño, help!

Hang on!

[grunts]

Oh.

Whoa! [laughs]

That's my boy!

Ha!

Come with me, Mama Goose. I know where your baby is.

Here. [grunts] Look!

[horse whinnies] [peeping]

[honking] [peeps]

[honks, bellows] Ha-ha! [yells]

Humpty, pick up the pace!

I'm trying, Puss! I'm trying!

[peeping] [shrieks]

Sorry, egghead, we want more than just eggs.

So how about you give us that goose!

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