Puss in Boots Page #6

Humpty! [yowling]

Get her off! [gun blast]

Nice moves. What would you do without me?

[yelling]

[shrieks] Freeze!

Comandante! Uh, I can explain?

Gato, you are going back to jail if it's the last thing I do!

Humpty, hurry!

[Humpty] We're almost there. We're almost there!

[yelling]

[grunting] [yelling]

[shrieks]

[roaring]

[screaming] Puss, help! Humpty, hang on!

Puss!

[peeping] [grunting]

Here we are again, right, Puss?

[grunting]

I will not leave you behind this time, Humpty.

[honks] [peeps]

Uh...

I'm sorry, Puss.

I've made a mess out of everything.

I'm a rotten egg. [grunting]

I'm not a person.

I'm not a bird. I'm not even a food.

I don't know what I am.

You are what you have always been.

My brother.

Brothers forever.

[roars] Whoa!

[shrieking]

[roaring] [peeping]

You can't save us both. Yes, I can! Just hang on!

Puss, you have to save the baby, or the mama will destroy San Ricardo.

It's the right thing to do.

I will not let you go, Humpty.

I know you won't.

So I won't make you choose.

Humpty! [roaring]

[honking]

I'm very sorry.

She's OK.

Humpty?

[sighs]

[honks] [peeps]

I always knew that you were good inside.

[peeping] [honking]

[coos]

Goodbye, Humpty.

[children shouting playfully]

Yeah, I think it's wonderful... And I got a goose egg.

It's him. Puss In Boots.

He saved us from the giant goose!

His sword is like lightning!

They say he has ten lives.

His boots are made of the finest Corinthian leather.

He only drinks whole milk.

Good leche.

He's no outlaw. He saved us!

[Puss] Uh, meow?

A gift for you, Mama.

I have to go. The soldiers are coming for me.

I am so proud of you, my son. [purring]

Today, you faced the past with bravery and honor.

You earned those boots.

And the people know that you are San Ricardo's greatest hero.

I did it for you, Mama.

You will always be in my heart.

And you in mine.

¡Gato! Hmm?

There he is! I see him!

[cheering] [all] Huh?

[crowd cheering]

[Puss] Toot-toot!

[♪ Lady Gaga:
"Americano"]

[chuckles]

[Puss] Ha! Ha!

[both chuckling]

I will see you again, Kitty Softpaws!

[chuckles] Sooner than you think.

Ah! [groans]

[chuckles] She is a bad kitty.

[blows kiss]

[Puss] This is the story of a cat who became a hero.

An outlaw dedicated to justice. And a lover of beautiful women.

A great... great lover.

Really. [chuckles] It is crazy.

I am Puss In Boots!

And my name would become... legend!

[whinnies] Ha-ha!

["Americano" continuing]

Ha! [laughs]

[sighs]

[meows] [chuckles]

[swoons] Ha!

Whoo-hoo!

Ha! [cats meow]

Meow.

[laughing] [peeps]

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

[playful growling]

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