Quackerz Page #6
I seem to have had a nightmare.
A bit later, penguin, I'll tell you
about all the feats that I performed,
while you were snoring
your head off here.
Now, though, let's go and sift through
the rubble to find your hero.
Longway? Longway?
Longway?
Longway, please be alive.
Come on, mallards.
Never leave a quack-a-doodle behind.
Longway! Son!
Come on, Longway, please be alive.
Oh, look...
He's alive!
Aghhhhh!
Longway's "Walking Dead Duck".
So, did we win the game?
But this is impossible.
clearly states:
the sun duck was supposed
to give his life!
That old Chatter?
Come on, it's so out of date.
the fine print.
Really had me scared
for a minute there, quack-job.
Thanks for not dying.
Come, everyone.
Let's go back home
and celebrate our victory.
And, mallards!
We need to get going.
You're coming to celebrate with us.
This is our victory.
All of us.
Oh, no! I was supposed
to meet her for dinner!
What's wrong with you, boss?
Why didn't you wake me up?
Ms. Knout?
I hope I'm not too late
for our dinner dale.
What happened?
You're beautiful, my dear.
Oh, shut up.
Check it out, my chubby survivor!
We are the only survivors
of the end of (he world!
Everything is ours!
Everything!
Yeah, yeah, all the food, too!
So, we aren't the only survivors.
Eat a duck, for good luck.
Eat a duck, for good luck!
Meow!
Eat a duck, for good luck!
Hey, you!
Eat a duck, for good luck!
Meow!
You mangy cat!
Eat a duck, for good luck!
Go away!
Meow!
I guess that's good...
Because...
Now we still have people to rob!
Score!
Agh! Who made this'? lck!
Tastes like cal poop!
Huh?
B-But...
you can talk?
Why didn't you say anything
before now, dummy?
Ah!
Well, before, the gingerbreads
used to be good.
Ah!
Sir!
Home, at last!
Sir, I'm so glad you survived!
Captain!
Wait!
Oh, my captain!
Oh, my benevolent dictator...
Oh, my hero. My captain...
Duckmus!
A toast to my son, the sun duck!
Here, here!
And a toast to Duckmus, my friend and
comrade-in-arms,
whose daughter I am graciously
allowing to befriend my son.
Thank you.
Although what's actually happened is
that I am graciously allowing your son
to befriend my daughter.
I have also decreed that the happy
chums shall live together
in our flock, as honored Mandarins.
And I decree that the happy couple
will live in our flock
as honored mallards.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not going to happen.
I'm trying to eat some cake, here!
Oy!
You can't eat cake
until the happy chums are here.
Oh, well, Longway said I could
just go ahead and eat it.
Because they took off there...
to Hawaii.
Oh, then, it shouldn't take long
to find them.
They're still here on the island.
What's wrong with you?
You need to check your gas mask
for a leak.
into your brain or something.
Penguin!
Don't make me declare war
on you again.
Because I'll do it.
I will bring the fury of a...
No1 Subs iNFO
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