Quackerz Page #5

Buddies!

Best buddies.

Listen to your dad!

Okay, I'm going to go get help.

You two...

just... don't kill each other.

Listen, Pixel.

I want you to know that I appreciate

you're looking out for my daughter.

If we live through this,

I'll still kill you!

Quack, quack!

Quack, quack!

Quack, quack!

Uh... Ms. Knout?

Would this "work" have anything

to do with shrinking the sun?

Sun?

Let's just say the sun can help

everyone live a long and healthy life.

Or it can make

one person live forever.

Get me out of here! Ow!

Pipe down, dimwit!

Can't trust dimwits.

I simply have to do everything myself.

Uh!

I know how to win the game now.

I should have changed the cage

into a ball,

rolled it, and run the witch over!

Remember what I said,

quack-a-doodle!

Keep away from my daughter!

Blbblbblblblblbl!

My fellow warriors, I bring sad news.

The greatest military genius

of our time,

the courageous tactician

and commander Duckmus,

has fallen...

on the field of battle.

But to ensure his legacy lives on,

his final order was

that you are to obey me...

Wait!

My father isn't dead!

- Without question.

- I said, my father is alive!

Let us salute Duckmas's memory!

Wait, you don't understand!

My father's not dead.

He's alive!

He's with Longway

at the witch's house.

They need your help!

- Poor girl.

- Err!

You're really suffering trauma.

Your braids are too tight.

Put her in the slammer!

Are you going to believe

the general':
daughter, or him?

Don't worry, dear.

I'll make sure you can't hurt yourself

while you get through this.

Quack, quack, quack...

Well, now, sun duck,

you will have a front-row seat

to watch the end of the world.

Quack, quack, quack...

Faster!

We have to be in position

before sunrise!

Come on.

Ahh!

Come and get me!

Ah, yes, give me light!

Daddy!

Aw, sweetheart!

Now, just remember what I said.

Flap like you've never flapped before.

We have never flapped before.

Who knew flapping was so tiring?

Oh, shut up.

And stop flapping your mouth

and keep flapping your wings!

She's got Longway!

Dad! Yes!

Lady? You have no idea

how much trouble you're in now.

Oh, joy. More ducks!

It looks like your friends are just

in time to see the show!

Let me out!

Patience, my tasty friend.

Once I have dealt with the sun,

this case will shrink, and turn you

into a small cube of duck stock.

Give me back my son!

The true face is really, really ugly!

Even for a duck!

Why do I suddenly feel insulted?

Where... where am I?

Whoa?

That looks like the best game ever!

Cool!

Okay, right.

So, where did we

leave off last time, cage?

What have I done?

Yes! It's time!

Oh, no! Not this again!

Daddy, hurry!

Longway's in trouble!

Trouble? What trouble?

I've decided not to rip his head off.

Would you get over yourself

for five minutes?

Longway is the sun duck.

According to the their legend,

he saves the world

by sacrificing himself.

Well, that sounds like a win/win.

Ugh, don't be so selfish.

He means a lotto me, and if you

love me, you'll help save him.

Do you even love me, Dad?

Or do you only love

your military career?

There's not enough of us!

Then, we'll fight to the last duck!

Might be soon!

Okay, Erica, I'll help.

Let's go.

Thank you, Daddy.

You're a tough nut to crack,

but I love you.

Mallards!

This is the fight of your lives!

Many of you

may no! come back alive!

Are you with me?

Is this a private battle, penguin,

or can my squad join the fun?

Fun?

Just get in (here, mallards!

With pleasure!

Mallards, charge!

- Ah!

- Yee-haw!

Get ready, sun duck!

Hey, Witch!

Ha-ha-hah!

You're a coward!

Mmh... The show is starting.

We have to destroy the antenna!

Hey, penguin!

I thought of that long ago.

I'm just choosing the best way

to go about it.

Mallards, follow me!

Yes, sir!

Mmm...

Well, then, sun duckling,

it looks as though you will see first

how I wipe out your kin,

and then finish off the sun!

Ha, ha, ha!

Hey, you, out there!

Quack, quack.

You're dead.

I have a little surprise for you.

Right, Erica.

Put your saucepan on quick,

and try to contact Longway.

Then just move away from the house,

as far as you can.

There's interference,

from the antenna!

Now, ha-ha!

Let's get really started!

You prank a girl,

you face the consequences.

Okay, that's it!

Time to beat it!

If you hit the cage from the inside,

it shrinks.

But maybe if you give it a good wallop

from the outside,

it will break up, or grow in size...

so that I can get out.

I'm a bird, right?

So I'm not afraid of heights.

And I'm used to falling, too.

Piece of cake!

In a minute.

I'll just climb a bit higher,

to make sure, and then I'll jump.

This cage is heavy!

Aahhh!

Hold on, you feathered freak!

Ah!

You will not keep me

from being young forever!

Yah! Yuh!

I hope she'll hear me.

And I hope Erica's reading

my mind right now.

I hope I can get through to her.

I hope she knows how much I like her.

Also, I am really sorry

for tricking her into thinking I could

read minds with a sauce pan!

Because I can't!

It's fake. I'm so sorry.

You didn't trick me, I always knew.

It's a sauce pan, for crying out loud.

What them?

What?

I hate ducks!

Hold at position 45.

That's a 45-er.

Attention, Mandarins!

The lily pumps up the sun!

Quickly!

Hit the shield formation!

Let's see you get away from this!

Fresh air!

Where am I?

Holy-moly!

- Mallards!

- Yes, sir!

The enemy is engaging

in chemical warfare.

- Gas mask protocol, number 7.

- Yes, sir!

Mallards!

Attack that power!

No, go to the roof!

The power source!

Get the antenna!

Hey!

No penguin is going

to command my troops!

Yes, sir!

Faster!

We can't keep holding the beam

for long!

Mallards!

I have a great new idea.

- Yes, sir!

- Take out that antenna, full attack!

Go, go, go!

Ha! And that's why I had a backup!

Men, listen to me now!

Allied forces in the line of fire!

Our objective; to remove all friendly

troops from the danger zone.

The sun is shrinking!

Everybody run!

Wait, wail, where's my ride?

Run!

What is that, boss? Can't you see

I'm busy working on evidence?

What is that curious smell?

Gaahh!

Erica, go, fly away quick!

Go fly a kite?

You're mad because of the saucepan,

aren't you?

You've got to get out of here!

Go on, go on, go!

I'll give you...

Longway!

Were you going far,

my sunny friend?

I haven't finished yet.

Hey, you out there!

Daddy? Help!

I must...

pump up the sun!

Or move it... just a little...

I... am... the... sun... duuuuuck!

What is going on here?

Fly away as far as you can!

I'll put an end to it all!

Farewell, Erica!

Longway, don't! Longway, no!

Erica, you should be proud of him.

The guy wants to be a hero.

Come on, Longway!

What them?

I've been fighting

with that crazy lady,

caught up in her wicked

possessed luggage,

and tossed all over the place

like a rag doll,

and you've been having

a pigging-out party for one!

Ah... ow...

What happened here?

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