Quackerz Page #4

is a work of genius, sir.

Always tell me the truth, Private!

Please, Daddy, let's just go.

We'll find another Hawaii.

You said you wanted a vacation.

Oh, believe me, I fully intend

to have that vacation...

After I wipe this island

off the face of the Earth!

Believe him!

Yeah, believe us.

We fully intend to have that vacation.

There you go, quack-job.

First chance you get, you forget

about me and try to be the big hero.

Just like my father.

These mallards destroyed our lake!

But let the enemy tremble

before our Mandarin fun,

senseless and merciless.

We are able to protect our women,

our children, and our eggs.

When the son of the Emperor

comes of age,

his first duty is to deliver

the opening speech.

I am pleased to present to you...

My people!

I didn't write the speech.

I can't write a speech.

I can't do anything but play games

and ruin things.

It was me.

The lake was my fault.

I tried to fly.

I crashed, and it made a big hole.

And that's how the lake got drained.

So don't blame the mallards.

One of them is really nice!

And I should have been nicer to her.

Bu! now it's too late.

Consorting with the enemy.

It is my duty to decree

an extreme punishment.

You will be forbidden

from using your tablet.

Forever.

The festival continues!

"The Dance of the Dying Drake."

Is it your turn to rescue me?

Oh, yeah!

Treason?

My own daughter?

Treason...!

Mnhh?

- Dude, we got it!

- Quack!

That old picture, like...

Yeah, close enough!

- My dad's in danger!

- Danger?

Oh, my.

If we don't act fast,

we could lose our leader.

And someone else will

have to assume command.

All right!

If none of you quack-jobs will help,

I'll do it myself!

Erica, wait!

Longway is the sun duck?

Oh! That can't be!

No! I am the sun duck.

Not Longway!

This sun duck sign is painted on.

Agh!

What else have you got painted on?

No, never mind that!

Don't get personal.

No, no...

This is all just a mistake.

It's just a joke.

Dad, am I the sun duck?

Why would you lie to me?

He did it to protect you, you ung...

The Charter Chatter says the sun duck

saves the world by giving his life.

That's my destiny, not his.

A father must never outlive his son.

Dad, I don't know anything

about any of that stuff.

You'd better...

you'd better play games.

I have to help my friend!

Longway!

My son can fly?

Longway! You've come

to help me rescue my dad?

Yeah, but we have lo do I! quick.

Apparently, I'm the sun duck!

And I suppose

that's going to be important.

- The what?

- I'll explain on the way. Let's go!

The witch wants that duck real bad.

What's she going to do with it?

Eat it?

Nah...

It freaked her face off when she

thought you cooked it, remember?

No, I don't think so.

I don't think she's the trophy type.

Oh, no, dude!

What if...?

What if it's all true?

What if she gets the sun duck?

What happens to the sun?

That was wicked freaky!

We can't go to the policeman.

He'll just lock us up.

But without the sun duck,

she'll shish-kebab the both of us.

If we're lucky!

Hello, Ms. Knout.

I was wondering if you would do me

the honor of having dinner with me?

No... That's lame.

Can't be lame.

Hey, baby...

you're looking fine.

You and me... dinner.

What do you say?

Yeah. That'll work.

I'll be smooth.

No way she can resist me now!

The mask's not helping anymore.

I caught it!

Come on, give it here!

I caught it, come on!

Got it!

Ms. Knout, here it is!

Did you find it?

Do you have it?

Ms. Knout!

Don't touch that!

Quack!

Whew!

It's a good thing I made it

before you left your gorgeous

fingerprints on the evidence.

Quack.

Quack.

Stealing ducks from the preserve is

punishable by death by firing squad.

Mmmh?

Life-long death without parole.

Bro, don't say anything

without a lawyer, okay?

Well, officer, I wouldn't

want to break the law.

But we don't really know

what's in here, do we?

Perhaps you should lake

the cover off for me?

What is this?

This is the duck you're looking for.

Fools!

We're here!

Don't worry.

I'm going to get your dad back

for you.

How?

There's so many people here.

Look what you brought me.

Dimwits! Fools!

Yes... you're all mine.

Oh, no, no, no, not now.

I need to get ready

for our dinner date.

Our... dinner... date?

Yes, tomorrow night.

I'll have my pool boys

fry this duck for the entre.

Yum, yum.

Until then, keep this...

to remember me.

Mmhh...

I got it all worked out.

So here's the plan;

We wait until one leaves,

and then we put on his clothes...

Dad!

Where's my cage, dimwits?

Oh, that's the sun duck!

The one we saw in that old picture!

Snug as a bug in a rug.

If either of you try to escape,

the cage will squeeze you

into one tiny cube.

My son... my poor son.

- Now that he knows...

- What are you doing?

It's just a matter of time...

before he...

Stop whining, you sissy duck!

What are you babbling about,

you senile old fool?

You forget who you're talking to.

I forget a lot of things! I remember

that our enemies once feared you!

Remember when these pretty

young duckettes would line up

to lay eggs for you?

When you were our guardian

and protector!

My old friend is right!

Everyone, we must help

the great sun duck.

Wait, wait!

What is it?

The village is far from here, and,

Emperor, none of us know how to fly.

I do.

And everyone else is going to

have to learn fast.

Dancer, get the costumes

for the festival.

It's a bummer

we don't understand human.

Looks like she's laughing at us.

Not "us", quack-a-doodle. You!

There's nothing funny about me.

Quack!

They'll stay there

while I get the machine ready

for doomsday in the morning.

Just don't mix them up

when you make the roast!

Now you have two special ducks!

What? No!

One special duck that I caught and

one worthless duck you caught.

The sun duck has to see the sun

before the end.

And then I'll kill him!

I'll kill him. I'll kill him.

You know what?

Forget the reward.

- You don't owe us anything.

- Have it your way. Leave me.

I have much work to do

before sunrise.

Quack, quack.

What in thunderblazes

are you doing?

What am I doing?

Getting us out of here!

With a tablet?

You kids have no idea

how to do anything!

It's just the same as in my game!

If you hit the cage from inside,

it shrinks to one pixel.

- What?

- Pixel?

Pixel? You have heard the word,

right, old man?

I don't care

about the size of your pixel!

You did this, Pixel!

Quack, quack...

I'd wind up my fist and sock you

all the way to Hawaii!

Oh! So you admit

you're not in Hawaii!

- Finally!

.Dad! Longway!

I mean! Jamaica.

Woo-hoo!

Excuse me.

Person in the room here

to rescue you? Remember?

Erica!

- You need to leave, right now!

- Pixel's right. You have to go!

- Leave?

- Yes.

You need to go tell my men

where we are.

We can get out on our own!

Quack, quack, quack, quack.

- The way you two are fighting?

- We were joking. Ha ha!

- Mmnh-hnh.

- Yeah!

We're pals!

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