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I'm the general's daughter,

and nobody can rescue me.

I'm stuck.

We're stuck!

What if I told you

I know a secret passage?

I'd tell you, don't get stuck

by your sauce pan.

Trust me.

I am a mind reader!

Woo!

Waahh!

And now you're thinking about...

I think it's time to take

that away from you.

Hey, give that back!

A-ha!

Oh, you want it?

Come get it!

Aahhh!

- You didn't even fly!

- Huh?

You let me win.

Yeah! Well, I was

being a gentleman, and...

Jerk!

Never let a girl win

just because she's a girl!

And if you do, you don't tell her

you did, you dummy.

Sorry.

I really don't know what I'm...

All I know about girls

is from my tablet handbook.

Oh, really?

Never would have guessed.

I can't believe my Dad locked me up.

He dragged me all over the world,

then throws me in the slammer,

just because I didn't follow

his even rule.

Wow.

You've been around the world, huh?

I've never been off this island.

Really?

You got to stay in one place

the whole time?

A place to call home?

My father says

it isn't safe out there.

So I need to stay

and learn traditions...

Our crazy, boring traditions

that nobody believes in.

Well, at least, your dad doesn't

yell at you day and night.

Erica! Erica!

See? Day, and night.

Erica? ls that your name?

Yeah.

Mine's Longway.

Erica?

Erica, answer me.

You need to eat something.

That's an order!

Would you believe my Dad thinks

he pumps up the sun with meditation?

What?

Yeah.

"Position 45!

Lily pumps up the sun!"

Okay, I guess both our dads

are weird.

Well, at least your dad isn't

like that complete nutcase

who attacked my dad.

Whoa, whoa.

Excuse me.

Nutcase?

That was my dad, you jerk!

What? Oh...

- Well, that's not what I meant.

- Oh, really?

No, I mean...

what I meant to say was...

- Un-huh?

- You know how mallards are.

- Un-huh?

- I mean... not you.

- But most...

- Wow.

You don't know anything about me

or my dad, quack-job!

You're just a dumb Mandarin

who's never been anywhere!

Who obviously can't even fly!

Erica, wait!

Are you mad?

Oh, yeah. She's mad.

And, boom!

Got you, stupid duck!

I don't know what that lady wants

with you, and I don't care!

It's payday, ka-ching!

Kianga, buddy, training's over.

The sun's about to come up,

the bluebird is wide awake

and waiting for us to catch it!

Brrhrrbb... brrbrrbb...

on, duck poop!

Are you kidding me?

This copper again?

Doesn't he ever give up?

Go! Go!

Faster, Kianga, faster!

Help!

I...

I got it, I got it!

Hold it...

Holding it.

Holding...

Ah... ah... oh!

Hey, old man, you seen

a couple of thieving monks?

One fat, one skinny?

Both idiots?

Old man!

I asked you a question!

Have you seen...?

Hey... hey!

Check it out.

You caught something, bring it in.

Seriously, just reel it in, old man!

Okay, be like that.

Okay, be like that.

You're never going to catch anything,

though.

Come on, boss.

Maybe those two dummies

are on the other side.

Okay, this is dumb!

There ain't no ducks here!

All we got is this weird fish.

And Ms. Knout ain't going to

take no fish.

Or will she? Kianga!

Grab the decoy!

Another genius idea!

Are you sure you got the right bird?

Yeah... no...

It's the right bird... kinda.

Magic sun duck, you got it!

It's... it's not exactly a duck.

You cooked the sun duck!

What is this?

That's a fish!

I told you, I want the sun duck!

I need the sun duck!

Bring the duck to me alive!

Or I shall have to turn you both

into catfood! Into a preserve!

Dimwits.

Remember, the duck in the cage,

or you two.

Woo-wa! Ya!

Next position...

Would the Emperor's son

care to help us?

Get out of the way!

Or, I don't know, how about this,

why don't you help us, Longway?

Sir! Good morning, sir!

- Duane?

- Yes, sir?

Get out of my way!

- But, sir, I...

- Duane...

- I just...

- What!?

They're kicking us out?

Grrrrr.

Sir! The enemy

has deployed a sign!

- I see it!

- What should we do, sir?

We don't have any signs.

And there isn't anybody

who could spell.

"PENGUIN SAVAGE?"

without the... gaw!

Wha...?

Hey.

I thought you were mad at me.

I'm mad at you,

but I don't hate you...

not yet anyway.

So, you're not brave enough to fight,

but you'll send your little spy

to snoop on our military secrets

from my own daughter!?

Military secrets...

- You coward.

- Hey, Dad?

Let's go, sweetie-pie.

Over here.

Longway, you cannot trust

these mallards.

You must be more careful.

Dad, she's a friend!

I thought you were locked up!

I'm out.

Let's just leave it at that.

Oh... so, you used the toilet?

Listen, quack-job, I said,

I don't want to talk about it.

Wow.

Look! That's a good sign!

Wow.

Your bubble is still floating!

That is so cool.

I wish I could do that.

Oh!

Okay. Here's the trick.

Blow the bubble the same way you

do when you're using aero-breath.

Mmhh?

Oh... yeah!

Aero-breath! Right.

So...

How do you mallards do that?

I'll show you!

Let's go up there.

Oh... Up... there?

Mallards use aero-breath

to turn really fast.

Like when we're doing

the nose-dive of death.

Un-huh?

Nose dive of what, now?

Death! It's fun! Let's go!

Wait'? Death is fun?

Now we dive close

until the rocks are really close!

Aaah!

They're really close!

Okay, and breaaaaathe!

Breathe?

Are you kidding me?

Umm...

Maybe we should try this

some other place.

Someplace... softer?

Sure. I could use some new places

to crash into.

Stop, Kianga. We're here.

You're doing it!

You're flying!

That duck's gotta be

on the other side.

You gotta dig through.

Whoa!

Come on, I'm kidding!

You got a friend who's a genius!

Boom!

What was that'? Longway?

Grab on! Longway!

Longway'?! Longway!

Quack!

- Uhh!

- Quack!

Quack! Quack!

Quack! Quack! Quack!

Quack! Quack! Quack...

Take that,

you quacking punching bag!

What happened to the lake?

Hey!

I just made a hole with my head

that was so big, I drained the lake!

Cool!

Oh, no.

My dad lectured me for hours

about this.

- Ah, you know, we...

- All that junk about responsibility.

We could fly off this boring island

and see the real world...

together.

- Unh?

- Mm-hmh.

Fly off... together?

It sounds amazing.

Uh-oohhhh!

But I shouldn't leave my Dad

when there's all this trouble

with the mallards.

With the mallards?

Two seconds ago, you said

you hated responsibility.

So either you don't like mallards,

or you're just a quack-job coward.

- Mmph!

- Erica, wait... I didn't mean to...

Quack off!

Can't leave the island...

can't fly...

Can't do anything right!

Genius!

Come on, let's row that boat!

Let's go, go, go!

Come on, scow, we're going too slow!

Aha! Yeah!

Hmm?

What the quack?

Where's the water?

Water... Where...? My lake!

Bad move, penguin!

Mallards!

That's it!

I officially declare war

on the Mandarin ducks

and their penguin leader.

Men, this will be the greatest

undercover mission in history!

Permission to speak candidly, sir?

- Go ahead.

- Your plan...

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