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but I had a lot of problems,

so I couldn't watch over you.

That was the problem.

I know I'm a mess, but...

But you know that I love you.

Come on.

Let's make up.

Mom...

Mom.

Do you forgive me?

No.

Stupid old hag,

I went through all this,

just to make her happy

and that's how she reacts.

Oh well...

Is there any bread?

Yes, there's some left

from yesterday.

I don't know why

I bother asking...

20 years ago she bought

some extra bread

and the domino effect

still goes on.

She buys bread every day. Every day

I eat the one from yesterday.

I'll eat the fresh one tomorrow.

But stale.

I'll get it.

Hello, yes?

What?

Yes.

All right.

All right.

We're on our way, yes.

Thank you.

Ernesto...

I know...

mom died.

As you can see,

the floor is made of lapacho.

The combination of brick and wood

can be found all over the place.

Those are high quality details.

The air conditioning units

are included in the price?

- What?

- Do the air conditioning units stay here?

Yes. This way.

The bathroom is very nice.

Country dcor.

Notice the quality work

on the wallpaper.

The laundry machine goes here,

and from the kitchen

we get out.

Here's the grill,

the pool was red one.

Here's the thatched barbecue area.

The house isn't what

it appears to be.

The owner patched it up quickly

to sell it to the first idiot.

What?

The electrical installation is old,

it isn't updated.

There's no way it's worth

what the owner claims it to.

As an investment. It's crap.

No more bullshit.

Now, to the media.

...and the place is filled with

guys and girls, filmed continuously.

With a lot of cameras,

and it's later aired on TV.

You need a lot of cameras

to capture all the details,

in the living room, the kitchen,

the bathroom, yes?

It's not staged, they aren't actors.

It's life itself.

It's a revolutionary idea.

- Yes, yes.

- And where was the idea born?

Argentina.

Olavarra, to be precise.

From Olavarra to the world.

I named it "Realiry".

Because "Realiry" means

life itself.

Buton TV.

There's no pornography, right?

One thing though, you'll have

to buy the cameras yourself.

We don't have that many.

So long, baby.

Thanks for everything.

Ready.

Bye.

Thanks.

You've got an angel.

In TV we say like this, either you

got an angel, or you don't.

You've got it.

- Do you have a boyfriend?

- No.

No, in TV always look

at the camera when you speak.

Has it been long since.

Since you've been with a guy?

Yes, it's been a while.

Favorite food?

- Potato pie.

- Very tasty!

Take off your shirt.

With a foxy face,

come on, sexy.

Aslut's face, come on.

Pull out your tongue.

There you go.

Which team do you cheer for?

- Central.

- Oh, you're a Central swine.

Touch yourself.

Touch yourself.

No, no.

Touch your beaver.

What are you laughing of?

The word, it made me...

Touch your c*nt.

Spread your legs, wide.

Give me a foxy face, come on.

There.

Get up, get up.

Turn around.

Bend over, with your ass

to the camera. Show me.

- Sorry.

- What the.

Unbelievable.

They ask me everything,

get in, get out.

Come here.

It's part of my job, you see.

I have to do this.

Let's see...

Allow me.

There is bread.

So, with that money,

and 2000 pesos I have saved,

I can buy a Fiat Uno 92'.

No...

Buy dollars.

Put them under your mattress,

Hold on for a year, year and a half

then we'll see.

But why?

Buy dollars, everything will

blow up at the end of the year.

Around April, May go out and sell.

And you hit the jackpot.

- Are you sure?

- No.

Buy the Fiat Uno and keep doing

these odd jobs the rest of your life.

What a moron.

We're live!

Hello Carlos,

welcome to the house,

Make yourself comfortable,

please,

Hello, Reina!

Welcome, dear.

Find yourself a place to sit.

Hello Edi,

please leave you bag over there.

Welcome to the house.

Hello Jenny!

Look at her, what a beauty!

Hello, Ale.

Be careful with the table.

Hello, Magui!

Come in, relax, and enjoy.

Ladles and gentlemen,

you are about to participate

in a historic event

of worldwide television,

Dear viewers,

you can start voting now

on who gets to stay

and who gets to leave the house.

Kids, I leave you now.

Be yourselves.

Respect your dreams.

Let's go.

Nothing is happening,

this is boring.

Shouldn't you tell them something?

That's the format, man.

Give it sometime.

Those wankers will start doing stuff.

What was that?

I left the microphone on...

By your mother's c*nt,

who are you calling a wanker, a**hole?

You, you disgusting, dirty.

I'll beat the crap out of you.

And you know what?

The votes are coming in.

You're out of the house, a**hole.

Come here and kick me out yourself.

Old f*ggot.

Cut, cut.

Get off the air.

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

In Buenos Aires,

done well,

this show would be a hit.

You're in debts, aren't you?

Don't bug me!

...Asks his father: "Dad, did you

got married in a civil marriage?"

"No, I got married in a rush, silly!"

Don't forget to pass through

the hardware store, Don Carlos.

The one you trust, but where

they don't trust your credit.

We'll begin with the

mother-in-law castings.

Let's see who dares bringing his

mother-in-law to Olavarra channel 3.

Me? No, I wouldn't.

My old man got it

exactly as it is.

He said that life

is a cake of sh*t,

and you gotta eat a piece

every single day.

You have reached the

US embassy.

This conversation might be recorded

and traced for security reasons.

Remember that any violation to

the norms stated in article 1238

of the law 217 may delved in sanctions

of up to 10 years in jail.

All our operators are busy.

Please, leave your message after the beep.

Hello, this is Ernesto Zambrana,

from Olavarra, Argentina.

Ernesto!

You don't know me, but.

I have reliable intel,

extremely important.

Red alert, I'd say.

Ernesto!

Tomorrow a terrorist attack

on the WTC will take place.

With planes.

Terrible.

Terrible.

Well, I'm calling to see

if there's something you can do.

Ernesto!

I hope I was helpful.

Cut it out! I'm doing something

important, damn it!

A column of smoke emerges

from a huge opening

in the upper part

of this landmark.

Again, minutes prior to 10 am,

local time,

a plane struck one of the

twin towers in the city of New York,

it's still unknown if this plane is...

I've got it.

Ernesto Zambrana?

How did you know?

Help me please...

Help me, can you hear me?

Loud and clear.

Ernestito, you're on your own.

You got into this mess

all by yourself.

What do I do?

How did you know?

- If I say the truth it'll be worse.

- Of course.

Not just because what they'll do

to you, but because of what I will.

I don't know anything.

He says he doesn't know anything.

He is full of sh*t.

He must think we're a bunch of idiots.

Hit him again.

Give it to him good.

And let's see if you

can make him squeal.

What is he saying?

Get me out of here.

Get me out of here, please.

Ernesto...

Do not summon me again, I have

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